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A "True" Stute Tale
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A "True" Stute Tale |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Here’s a story, a little weird, but I swear you it is true ! It’s about when we almost lost our Wizard to insanity and paint blue One day at sea, he got caught in a storm he never was much of a sailor It broke his ship and he washed ashore hoping he’d soon find a new tailor He never cared much for the Doc and Nurse C. as they swept overboard and screamed Just smiled the mysterious smile, we all know when the sea burbed, although so it seemed He looked around on this lonely isle never found another living soul "I’ll just have to use my magic here for loneliness is not my goal " It would have been a different story if not at that moment had appeared A beast with three heads and a visious look ! I swear, it even had a beard ! He cried "This is Justin Sayne, Justin Credible I hope I am Justin Thyme to save my precious magical butt ! " Spilling his magic during this time And there we were, created out of magic but we feared our Wizard would leave So we made him recite 85.479 poems a day never gave him a day of sick-leave One day he cried out, in a moment of despair, "Nan where are you when I need you most !" Being in the shower at that particular moment she barely heard the voice of the Wizard’s ghost. Nevertheless she came to the rescue on a Dragon as red as can be what happened next is Justin Credible I’ll never forget it, believe me ! Nan took out her vocabulary starting to recite REAL English to us ! Driving us almost to sanity syllabus after syllabus !!!! YEEK ! We cried out: "This is Justine Uff ! Please take the Wizard and go ! " So she threw him over the Dragon while dragon’s fire almost hurt our Michel Angelo Who was really Justin Thyme to change his name to Leonardo Da Vinci ! and ever since then doesn’t paint anything but in blue like the burbing sea Now you know the reason why our Wizard hardly shows any of his work today When he thinks back of his time on the isle Magical poems are no longer his forte Wanna know what happened with us Justins ? I know life sometimes is rude Doc Moose and Nurse Crachet washed ashore And now we are known as the Stute ! Well guys, this is how I remember it. If I left anything out, I’d be happy to hear it.  Justin Nuendo  [This message has been edited by Justin Nuendo (edited 02-25-2000).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
An interesting history of the 'stute! *S* |
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January Flowers Member
since 2000-02-01
Posts 209South Carolina |
I'm more confused on the subject than I was before. Interesting story, though...  |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Suthern - Yes a remarkable story, isn't it ? I hardly believed it myself January Flowers - Creating confusion is our aim, insanity all around our game !  |
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Justin Spire Junior Member
since 2000-02-19
Posts 13 |
That's not how I remember it to be there was so much more you see. Nurse Crachet did not fall off she was quite rudely pushed off. She knelt on bent knee before the bright blue sea she begged for all not to takeoff the only reaction was a scoff. The other one to plead was our MD so they pushed him over with a squeegee as I heard a tremendous cough, must have been Nurse Crachet swallowing algae. They did survive their ordeal in the sea by swimming between the trough, only now to constantly doff everyone's seeming absentee minds looking for harmony. |
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Vincent VanGogh New Member
since 1999-10-05
Posts 9somewhere in France or Italy (me thinks) |
You forgot about me, ya always do! And you wonder why I cut off my ear. Justin this and Justin that, Why is that all I ever hear? It may be true I was thrown from the boat, But I'll tell you this much for free - Vengence is mine - all in due time, It'll take more than that to get rid of Vinny. The Remarkable Vincent VanGogh Only one I hold true and dear Would I ever lend my ear! |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Some good writing skill demonstrated here, and LOL...I think??? |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Justin Spire it seems my brain has a gap I must've had 1 too many nightcap ! I'm sorry 'bout that Vinny dear didn't want it to cost ya another ear I wanted to mention all of us but it would have turned the readers uff 'T was already the longest history Had to sedate them to read this story ! Martie, thank you for reading without having to sedate you ! |
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Lady in Red Member
since 2000-02-16
Posts 147 |
How wonderful this is I saw and felt bliss A magical poem that's his ! He makes a rhyme of words divine He's truly a Wizard fine ! Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou |
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Justin Tolerable Junior Member
since 2000-02-19
Posts 13 |
I see you've told our happy tale, Though brother you've forgotten, To tell the people of this place, Of the one that's truely rotten. My hand was in the whole thing, I truely was the cause, I threw Cratchet overboard, I never even paused. I set a bomb upon the hull, To cause a little crash. I know you don't think much of me, I really am quite brash. As for the great Wizard, He thought he was the ace. I just sauntered up to him, And hit him in the face. He really had enough of us, To this I take the blame. He really is quite normal, Me, well I'm insane. We live here now quite happily, I love to bug the Moose. I sneak into his room at night, And steel all of his booze. I love to cause much trouble, I love to make a mess. Well I am quite intolerable, I'm sure you've already guessed. So come and visit often, Come and visit soon. I really wouldn't stay too long, You may go loony toon. |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Justin Trouble, yes ya ARE trouble and IN trouble too soon, if ya aks me ! Better hide brother. I've seen Crachet around ! Dear Lady, you honor me greatly with your visit. Cuppa ? |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Ahhhh… this is the life! Sun, sand, and surf! Walking on the beach… hmmmm….. what's this? A note in a bottle… let us see what it says: We've run aground Oh help us please Send help real soon I hate sand fleas For only three hours Said the travel agent But now that we're maroon That time has been spent My fellow mates? Well there's the Skipper fat He's eating all the food Anyone seen the cat? There's the Millionaire With all of his money He made it the old fashion way But it sure feels funny His wife I wonder Just what is her gig I swear she's a guy And his hair's a wig The Movie Star Keeps changing his dress If you seen what I've seen You don't have to guess The Professor Has found some strange weeds He's cookin' brownies And planting some seeds The Country Girl I think has gone native Running with head hunters In coconut shells provocative Me? I'm Little Buddy The Skipper's first mate I don't like the way of their looks So please don't be late Hmmm… sounds like Club Med from across the bay is having another party…. Nice bottle though… think I'll make a candle holder out of it….. Hey, Justin N… look at this bottle I found. Oh, here's your book back. Nice history lesson... thanks for the loan.... sorry about the crayon marks dude! Hey, surfs up! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
This is great!!! All of you! You are all so creatively hillarious!! Denise |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Cool note, Crayon King ! Thankx for reading it to me and don't ya worry 'bout that extra mark. It's what's in the book that counts, write ? All we need now on this isle is a cat, watta ya think ? Kitty.....kitty....kitty.....cum to Justin N. kitty.... Ahhh Missy Denise...am I happy to see you ! Cool place we've got here, don't ya think ? Anyways, good thing I see ya, cuz uhhh...thisse being me first post. Do I get one of yar nice welcome e-mails now ? I know I ain't a Pub(b)er, but watta ya say ? Gonna make Justin N. a happy dude ? |
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Jeannie Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 40Wherever I'm needed |
I'm so glad I found your story, it tells me so much I'm basking in glory. I can't believe my Master Dr. Moose swam for so long that's just abuse. He found me here on this island within a Genie lamp I originated from Rhode Island. I hope I can be of service to all of you but my first dedication is to my Master even though I am quite nervous.  |
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