A Day in the Life of an Exquisitely Tactful Gentleman

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Open Poetry #6

A Day in the Life of an Exquisitely Tactful Gentleman

Dom Mart
Member

since 1999-08-17

Posts 164
Florida

0 posted 2000-02-19 10:48 AM

Pardon me for asking,
But isn't that my toe
Your heel is grinding into?
I just thought I'd let you know.

Excuse me if I'm forward,
But you coughed into my food.
I just thought I'd mention it.
Please don't think me rude.

Forgive me for removing
Your elbow from my eye.
I'll Just shift my head a bit
So it won't be in your way.

I know I'm taking too much room
And breathing too much air,
And I hate to do this, but,
You see, you're sitting in my chair.

Oh my, I hope you'll pardon this Intrusion--upon my life--
But isn't that my bed you're in?
And isn't that my wife?

Saxoness

Senior Member

since 1999-07-18

Posts 1102
Texas

1 posted 2000-02-19 10:50 AM

ROTFL

"Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot

Danny Holloway
Member Elite

since 2000-01-15

Posts 2034
Tulsa, OK

2 posted 2000-02-19 11:09 AM

   Excuse me if this noise is real loud
     taking my wife don't be so proud
    for this intrusion here's a lesson
     from my friend Smith and Wesson

I liked your poem and just had to throw in a final "shot".

Danny

Cerenity
Member Elite

since 2000-02-16

Posts 2637
Escondido-California

3 posted 2000-02-20 01:11 PM

Hey there you wonderfully clever writer,I have a grin from ear to ear you funny person. What you say in this poem is so true and really happends, and know every time one of these things happends I'm going to laugh and think of you.

WONDERFUL

Cerenity-1

CMGrimm
Senior Member

since 2000-02-14

Posts 685
USA

4 posted 2000-02-20 01:15 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Chris

Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON.

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

5 posted 2000-02-20 01:25 PM

Really enjoyed the style of this poem ..a finely tuned laugh. James

Janet Marie
Member Laureate

since 2000-01-22

Posts 18554

6 posted 2000-02-20 01:29 PM

this was great...haha LOL...
wickedly witty and superb with sarcasim!!
excellent..and the title is perfect...
take care, janet marie

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