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I'll have the 'Stute Stew with a side of Emily please.
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I'll have the 'Stute Stew with a side of Emily please. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
You say I cooked the wrong Crachet! That Emily had the hatchet! Nurse C's sister I cooked instead! Dang! But that is justin polite I think she did it justin spite My stew ruined by mystery head. Now who's gonna eat this here slop? Without Nurse C dinner's a flop! I don't see how it can be saved. Why looky here! It's Elmer Fudd He looks to me a tasty spud See, no peeling… his head pre-shaved! Oh, I'll cook him up Justin Thyme For everyone to sit and dine This other swill we'll do without! Not fit says I for beast or man Perhaps I'll send Nurse C a can She'll just love it, there is no doubt! Once I heard those sisters talking In the kitchen they were squawking Nurse C said "I can eat more than you." Can't say who came out the winner But tonight Nurse Crachet's dinner Will prove her statement to be true. Bon Appetite! ----- PS. Unless you are a trained professional with an Epicurean Degree from the 'Stute of Cooking please do not try these recipes at home. Gross misuse of Fudd or Cratchet can lead too serious health problems with severe cases leading to brain damage, irreversible insanity, and hair loss. And always remember: Food is our friend, and we're happy when we're eating! Chao. The Crayon King! |
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Breathe~ Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 315Washington... |
Very cute! *L* and though I may regret this...what the heck is a 'Stute??  )Oh boy...I made a rhyme!! It's about time! Oh lord..there I go again...*heheHE* *out before they start throwing veggies* Freedom of expression is the watch word... |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
This was very cute sir!! G* And don't worry, even if it was the best recipe in the world I'd manage to tear it up!!!!! lol Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Woohoo The Crayon King is back ! Where did ya hide this pre-shaved head ? By the way pleased to meet you I’m the Stute’s latest weird dude At your service ! Bet that made ya glad ! Ya better watch out for Nurse C I spied on her having a pee Quickly turned of the light So she had no clear sight Made her pee on her Big Toe, ya see. Now she’s even madder than Hell Trying to curse us all with a spell Which ofcourse will return Like a b(r)oomerang on her Don’t ya love this hair-raising yell !  Ah, Justin Thyme for supper ! This Is Justin Credible good ya know. and Justine Uff for all of us Wow, Justin Sayne, I found the ears ! Save ‘em for Vince ! Pass me the eyes please ? |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
What is the 'Stute? Why, that is cute! Breathe must be new to these walls. The 'Stute is a wondrous place Where we each carve out our own space And run naked in the halls. Where the Painters Paint With some Justin restaints And Dr. Moose (though he's not) sound like one of "them" Nurse Crachet you should shun Cause she thinks electro shock is fun And in truth she is most certainly Satan's kin. As for me, I rule East Wing For I am, the Crayon King Deference to me for it is my due Should you side with Nurse C Your fate you will soon see In my White phospherous goo-stew OK! Here's the straight scoop. The 'Stute is a place where we come for a little therapy. To get away from it all and contemplate the greater issues facing mankind. Like: How many different colors does Crayolla have in the "Big Box?" Is Nurse Crachet a man? And is E.Fudd really a mutant potato come to take over the world? All the Justins are nice and the painters, well... they're pretty easy going... just don't get around Vince... he's got a thing about ears. The kitchen is my home away from home... I like cooking up batches of hot sticky flammable wax. Got any crayons on ya! Well, there ya go... welcome to the 'Stute. I'm sure the Justins can tell you more as they've been around a little longer than I, but be carful... they may ask you to change your name. Give in to that and its all down hill from there. Now make yourself useful and hand me the parafin... ya that's it... right next to the gas.... Thanks. |
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Echo Rhayne Senior Member
since 1999-09-17
Posts 1495Canyon Country, CA |
Enjoyed greatly! *big smiles* Just be glad I'm not your child! *evil grin* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yanno?..You really shouldda posted that disclaimer about not trying those recipes at home earlier...So now we know what's wrong with LongJohn and Balladeer?.....By the way, is that stew anything like a "Sheepherder's Dinner?"......('a little bit of ewe?) |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Sorry this seems Nurse to have gotten into some sauce laughing and I can't seem to word say a straight since. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Why... all of you should be ashamed ! To take too many pills is not fun and games! Though my bag I may have left behind Most of you now are quite out of your minds! Of course then again , that's why you're here Where Vinny will always lend you an ear But try to calm down , a little at least And Andrew , on Cratchit you really shouldn't feast Things should get to "normal"in a day or two By the way what's for dinner , did someone say stew? |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
How can you eat at a time like this? Please tell me what did I miss? Who is this person cooked into a stew? It must be the one and only ONE FLEW! Yet why would I say it was my sister did she come visit and I missed her? Oh my, I'm so lost and confused I feel like my mind has been abused. Is today the day Andrew gets new crayons? Why can't I seem to remember any plans? |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Oh dear, Crachet ya found your heroine thought ‘twas down the drain However did ya get your hands on it ? or is that cocaine runnin thru your brain ? This is it, Oh Great Crayon King ! a once in a life time chance ! Got ya crayons in all colors Hey, never before saw ya dance !?! Btw, anyone seen my l'ttle bro' ? haven't seen him for awhile He's ‘bout 6 f 2, great big ears, head's shaved and a gorgeous smile. [This message has been edited by Justin Nuendo (edited 02-10-2000).] |
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Vincent VanGogh New Member
since 1999-10-05
Posts 9somewhere in France or Italy (me thinks) |
I was only gone a week by golly, What the heck is all this folly. Why would you want to cook that nurse? What danger lurks behind this verse? Surely you wouldn't want to eat her, Why not just tie her up and beat her? Such anxiety lurking here - I should cut off my other ear! Ah, but then I know what you would do, We'd all be eating "Vinny Stew" Who let you in the kitchen anyway? Vinny |
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angelswing Senior Member
since 2000-02-10
Posts 705United Kingdom |
Your ryme work is wonderful, an inspiration . Thanks for the smile it gave me . |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
To Nurse C… Slipped into my kitchen For a taste of the sauce Now your brains all fuzzy Your words are at a loss You can't make heads nor tails Of who is in the stew You say not Emily And I doubt it's One Flew Now let us ponder this Justin who's head can this be? Floating in my crock pot Like drift wood on the sea Could it be Elmer Fudd? Or Vince the painter dear? Nope! This be the wrong spud With one to many ears I'm sure its not Doc Moose There be no antlers found And if this were Rockwell It wouldn't weigh a pound (airhead that he is) Could it be Justin Tyme? Let's check it Justin Kase Hmmm… Kind of taste like slime And that ain't the right face Were I to make guess I'd say it wasn't me For this head has no eyes And I can surly see So who's in this here pot? Who's this John or Jane Doe? Just give me the facts mamm Not Justin Nuendo I have a need to know! What is this mystery meat? Which garnish do I use? Should I use hands or feet? Please do not hesitate I need your answer fast Cause dinner's served at six And already its half-past! |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Andrew buddy give up the stew come meet me at the pub there will be lots to do. This bartender can't tell heads from tails can you try Sir. Can you make a Dozzie? I want to fly! Can you make a Dozzie to reach me to the sky? Tell me yes and to the pub with success. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Nurse Crachet Remembers, Your sparkling light my darkness found as I was falling halfway to the ground Your strong genuine embrace helped me escape this awful place your feather embroidered hat I remember as you rode by on your horse in December caught a glimpse and waved you did as back at the stute they flipped my lid. Who are you stranger that I remember? |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Crachet, what drug are ya on this time ? You no-brained Nurse, completely outta chime ! It is you who should be locked up in the Stute Instead of us, running ‘round these walls nude First ya get drunk and play games with Buggs And now yar looking for this stranger’s hugs ? Surely Moose can’t be of this the cause ! Could it be ya have a crush on Santa Claus ? And could it be this "sparkling" light Got a little misplaced one night ? While you were dreaming of our Crayon Andrew We tossed this stranger in our mystery stew ? |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
I'm dumping this stew I'm headed for the bar Takin' Doctor Moose We're stealin' the 'Stute's car Nurse C says she's there Diggin' the great tunes We're makin a road trip How 'bout the rest of you loons? |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
A road trip! Well I'm in Get me drunk and make me grin Show me things I've never seen Take me places I've never been Load up the car and let's be off Though the Justin's now do scoff They do not think the nursey dear Would let them out and this they fear So let's go drink, here's one to you Oh, please forget that horrid stew I'd rather drink and make my nose Red like my cheeks and like a rose Fill me up and let me fall Tomorrow I'll forget it all So let's be off and have some fun Hurry before it all is done!! |
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Nurse Kindheart New Member
since 2000-02-27
Posts 9 |
Well, I was warned about this gang here, but I'm not sure this is the job for me. Sounds a little extraordinary around here. I will take me a look around for ha,ha's, but I truly think this is a bit over my head. |
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