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Elmer's Un-gluing
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Elmer's Un-gluing |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Going to get tough , so you better get going Elmer you've had it , your true colors are showing To teach you a lesson ,you won't soon forget Out the window I'll throw you , on this you can bet ! Until now I've gone easy , with the likes of you That's all in the past , as of now Fudd you're through Out on your ears , which are rather large Foolish of you , to try to take charge This place runs quite well , without you at the helm Have no doubt at this game , you will be overwhelmed Elmer you haven't a ghost of a chance 'Specially now that I'm back from the dance Twinkle Toes Doc , that's what they're calling me Un-equalled at waltzes and poetry Time , for you , to scram , you runt Even in here , you down , I will hunt For this place ain't big , enough for us two Unless you leave now, it's curtains for you Don't think I'm kidding , don't make that mistake Drop that chalupa , and get out ya big fake !!! [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 02-16-2000).] |
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sandgrain Member Elite
since 1999-09-21
Posts 3662Sycamore, IL, USA |
This is so cute. Great imagination and rhyming.  |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Still feeling tippsy after the dance Can't think to rhyme. Are these my pants? Anyway I'm back home, back at the 'Stute They say Fudds in charge! Well that's a real hoot! Fudd couldn't be a ruler if he had twelve inches Utterly preposterous, I'm laughing in stitches Doctor Moose, if you just hand over that spud Deep fried potato chips I'll make of that Fudd |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
You may as well forget everything the Nurse is back with a passion. She had her fill of the real world now it's here in this place she's after. This place will be much different I've learned a lot while playing, so in this Stute the play begins each Friday night at 6:00pm. The play continues till Sunday afternoon all right night at 6:00pm. Till then we need to keep things calm prove we can be respected then one day maybe soon we can let loose again. [This message has been edited by Nurse Crachet (edited 02-16-2000).] |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
You all are hillarious! Hey, Dr. Moose, maybe Bugs can help you get rid of that pesky Fudd guy!  Denise |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
"...you down , I will hunt" Hilarity Hall, revisited...  [This message has been edited by Meadowmuse (edited 02-17-2000).] |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Who's ready for the Stute dance? Who's gonna be first to take a chance? The D.J. needs suggestions, and all I have are questions. The time is now it's past 6pm so let's gather together all of them. |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
I'll start with a Tango and then to a Waltz, Then we will Mambo, where are the Ebson salts? We'll twist and we'll twirl to the Banga Boys We''l bring out the munchies and put away the toys. We'll dance and we'll sing till we fall on the floor, Tell me now nursey are you up to the chore? |
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Wizzard Member
since 2000-02-09
Posts 209 |
 Well Mr.Moose,I can see that we have one thing in common,We both like cartoon`s Thank`s for the laugh`s Mr.Moose. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. And the begining of a new one. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
cause you never know how long this could go on even could turn into a marathon. The Crayon king still owes me one I have to save some energy for the fun. I'll start with you and we'll see where it leads if no one else shows it's for them my heart bleeds. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
a sandgrain, glad you liked Andrew, Between the two of us I'd say we got him on the run , Beware The I'ds of Fudd . Nurse C. Sounds like you're doing fine after your little mishap . d. Always good to hear from you too Meadowmuse, Just be glad he's not after you , he's a nasty little feller Bashful .thanks Wizzard, Hey , nice Moose! |
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Justin Tolerable Junior Member
since 2000-02-19
Posts 13 |
The Doc has got the Fudd in sight, Take cover all you folks. There is going to be a fight, The bets are being laid. I'll give you odds that Fudd will pass, Away from this here "stute". For Doc has the advantage, In the meds beneath his suit. Remind me never to take you on old boy. Though you would have quite the fight on your hands. I can be quite intolerable.  [This message has been edited by Justin Tolerable (edited 02-19-2000).] |
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Justin Spire Junior Member
since 2000-02-19
Posts 13 |
Let me know when I can step in? I've haven't danced in years my feet are mighty clumsy. I'm never known to miss a dance even if I mangle everybody's toes. |
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Lady in Red Member
since 2000-02-16
Posts 147 |
Knock, knock, will someone please answer the door I found this poor man outside on the floor He flew right out of a window Like an arrow from a crossbow Could this lovely place be the Stute ? I’m sorry, I didn’t want to intrude My dear Crachet ! Wonderful to see you here ! Did you have a good time dancing my dear ? Thank you for taking me to the dance I still smell the sweet crayon fragrance I see another party you’re about to organize And even though I’m still in a state of mesmerize From my night of dance with the King Will somebody please invite me in ? |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Dr. Moose~ Seems that Elmer's ungluing is your doing. I think that is cool. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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