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Wizzard
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since 2000-02-09

Posts 209

0 posted 2000-02-15 05:09 PM

Im the president
Im above the law,
Adultry doesn`t apply to me
It only applies to y`all,

No matter what it is
I swear I wasn`t there,
Mabey it was Monica,
All I saw was hair.

I love a good cigar
Just like any man
I`ve done things with mine
That none of you can,

I`ll swear I didn`t inhale
Right here for all to see,
Draft dodging,pot smoking President
Yep That`s me.

Isn`t it nice to have a President that our kid`s can look up to.

Sorry if this offend`s anyone...It`s only a joke.

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Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

Rosalind Palafox

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Posts 88

1 posted 2000-02-15 06:02 PM

funny. like the pic.

"Love knows hidden paths."-German proverb

Michael

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Member Rara Avis

since 1999-08-13

Posts 7666
California

2 posted 2000-02-15 06:09 PM

And not only did we elect him once, but twice. *scratches head* Yep, what an icon for the children. Well said, Wizzard.

Michael

Wizzard
Member

since 2000-02-09

Posts 209

3 posted 2000-02-15 06:53 PM

Rosalind,thank you for reading,I was just messing around and really didn`t expect any replies...But Thank Ya Mam

Michael,
Sad isn`t it?
Im glad that the election`s are soon.
I hope that your doing better?
My prayer`s are with you Michael.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

Honeybee
Member Ascendant

since 1999-12-26

Posts 5372
Ontario, CANADA

4 posted 2000-02-15 09:51 PM

Wizzard:

This is witty and very well-written. I needed a good laugh, thanks.

Take care,
Melissa Honeybee

Balladeer

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Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

5 posted 2000-02-15 10:10 PM

"All I saw was hair"...what a great line!

CMGrimm
Senior Member

since 2000-02-14

Posts 685
USA

6 posted 2000-02-15 11:44 PM

ROFL.....I LOVE IT!!!!!
And yes, I am a true Democrat through and through. I voted for him twice myself (and have been trying to get my foot outta my butt every since) A wonderful satirical look at a nation in distress.

Thanks for the laughs.

Chris

JamesMichael
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since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

7 posted 2000-02-16 06:22 AM

Yes..ha, ha. Some say he did and some say he shouldn't, some say he played and some say he wouldn't. I say he would if he could, for he is the president of the united states, and in his eyes everyone is serving him. He is a man on fire with burning desire..An egotistical man taking all that he can. James

christies heart
Member

since 1999-08-10

Posts 189
NJ, USA

8 posted 2000-02-16 09:41 AM

Wizzard...who could possibly be offended?? Forget I asked! Anyway. I loved it. I may even have to send that around to all my friends in "greeting card" form.

Grant that I may not judge my niegbor until I have walked a mile in his moccasians

Native American prayer

hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius

since 1999-07-05

Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA

9 posted 2000-02-16 09:55 AM

ROFL......this is oh too funny but oh so sad at the same time, what kind of example has this draft dodging, dope smoking, lying, adulterer taught our children?

Meadowmuse
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since 1999-12-27

Posts 3263

10 posted 2000-02-16 10:00 AM

I'm with Hoot...sad, but funny.

(Liked the "y'all")

Claire

Wizzard
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since 2000-02-09

Posts 209

11 posted 2000-02-16 05:09 PM

Thank you all for all the replies.
I hope that that I was able to put a smile on your faces with this one.
I just hope that the next President is one that our children can look up to.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

RainbowGirl
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since 1999-07-31

Posts 3023
United Kingdom

12 posted 2000-02-16 05:11 PM

ROFL...and I'm Cinderella, just trying to give away my shoe...*g*

Loved the humour..

HUGS

just_another_fe
Member

since 2000-02-05

Posts 483
MICHIGAN

13 posted 2000-02-16 05:40 PM

ROTFLMAO WHENEVER WE NEED A GOOD SMILE WE CAN COUNT ON YOU WIZZ

I LOVE IT LOL ITS SO TRUE.

Wizzard
Member

since 2000-02-09

Posts 209

14 posted 2000-02-16 06:04 PM

Rainbow and Just,
Thank you for reading and im glad I was able to add a little humour to your day

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

tracie66
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since 2000-01-18

Posts 4713
Australia

15 posted 2000-02-17 04:51 AM

Great poem Wiz soo funny. I guess I can laugh doubly as I live in Oz (mommy)

Although I think some of our prime ministers haven't been too far behind.

Glorfindel
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since 2000-02-17

Posts 22
Auckland, New Zealand

16 posted 2000-02-17 05:47 AM

You had better be careful about what you say about the govt. They have eyes everywhere....
Have you read 1984....? ;-)

Let winds rage, seas boil and years curse,
My love shal live everyoung in my verse.

Wizzard
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since 2000-02-09

Posts 209

17 posted 2000-02-17 01:18 PM

Mommy(tracie),
Thanx again for responding.
Im glad that I was able to make you smile,
even if it is at the expens of our President

Glorfindel,
Yep he has eye`s everywhere and his hand`s in our pockets.
Thanx for reading and responding

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Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

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poetFemmeFatale
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since 1999-07-25

Posts 2646
Arkansas

18 posted 2000-02-17 05:08 PM

hehe Laughing cause Just_another_fe called you Wizz...(after what we've been talking about, that rang funny to me!) LOL You certainly have a way with humor! hehe I know now to look for your stuff when I'm blue...

Uh...so if the papers aren't just in the right spot, you have no ability to aim? Is this what you're telling me? You're not gonna find a good home for yourself, giving away secrets like that. No woman wants a man who can't aim! Geesh, take that how you will !!!! Yowza!

Do you have ICQ BTW?

Wizzard
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since 2000-02-09

Posts 209

19 posted 2000-02-17 05:15 PM

Nope,I have no IQ...Oh you said ICQ...no mam don`t have that either.
What is ICQ???
Is that some kinda medication?lol
Sorry

I did not have sexual relation`s with TOE.

(Just Kiddin Mr.Toe)

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Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

poetFemmeFatale
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since 1999-07-25

Posts 2646
Arkansas

20 posted 2000-02-17 05:21 PM

Omagawd Wizz! (trembling really bad)
You sorta resemble Bill ! Okay...I am certainly putting the Dew down as in RIGHT now, and I am backing away.....no more for me tonight! Whew....next thing I know, I'm gonna look like a cigar to you! Eeecks! LOL Look at me and tell me what you see, will ya? (waiting anxiously!)

Wizzard
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since 2000-02-09

Posts 209

21 posted 2000-02-17 05:25 PM

I see Blue Print written on a lighter shade of blue...sheeesh..all that blue,yep you`ve caught the bug alright

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

poetFemmeFatale
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since 1999-07-25

Posts 2646
Arkansas

22 posted 2000-02-17 05:28 PM

Whew.....(wiping beads of sweat from brow!)
At least you don't just see my HAIR ! ROFLMAO

Wizzard
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since 2000-02-09

Posts 209

23 posted 2000-02-17 05:37 PM

LMAO...That dang near left me speechless

It`s kinda scary seeing how many people can understand the meaning of that one line..
Again poet,Thank you for the much needed laugh`s....Now if you`ll excuse me I think I`ll go take a shower

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

poetFemmeFatale
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since 1999-07-25

Posts 2646
Arkansas

24 posted 2000-02-17 05:42 PM

ROFLMAO at you running to the shower! Pardon me if I've made you blush...er....sweat or whatever! LOL I forget I'm not in the Adult forum sometimes - for that is my domain! LOL I was only using your own line against you! LOL Yeah...you should shower...I can smell you, you've been outside playing I see! hehe Down boy, go pee on the papers now, ya here? and for pete's sake, AIM !
You've been much fun tonight....I owe you one.

Wizzard
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since 2000-02-09

Posts 209

25 posted 2000-02-17 08:39 PM

Ms.Fatale,
you owe me nothing.
Any time I can give a smile to a friend,I can smile myself

Once again Thank you for the laugh`s

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

Elizabeth Santos
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since 1999-11-08

Posts 9269
Pennsylvania

26 posted 2000-02-17 09:24 PM

Thank you all for the entertainment
Got lots of laughs
and, I don't mean to brag, but I did NOT vote for him, I think it was all those town meetings, where the same little girl appeared in two or three distant states asking the same unrehearsed question
Liz

Wizzard
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since 2000-02-09

Posts 209

27 posted 2000-02-17 09:53 PM

Elizabeth,
Your more than welcome`d.
It`s a pleasure to have someone of your caliber here in Passions respond to any of my writing`s.

Thank you for your kind responce.
I didn`t vote for the .....man either.
So Im guessing that we are two of many that have no regrets for voting?
HOT DANG!!!ooops,got a bit carried away

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

[This message has been edited by Wizzard (edited 02-17-2000).]

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

28 posted 2000-02-17 11:23 PM

ROFL!! Good One!

Wizzard
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since 2000-02-09

Posts 209

29 posted 2000-02-18 03:06 AM

WhtDove,
Thank you for reading and responding,it`s the responces that keep`s me and the other`s Im sure going.
Thank You

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Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
And the begining of a new one.

[This message has been edited by Wizzard (edited 02-18-2000).]

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