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Ms. 'Deer's response to Toerag's "Don't treat your man like a dog" poem
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Ms. 'Deer's response to Toerag's "Don't treat your man like a dog" poem |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Dear Mr. Toerag, Your cruel words about my husband make my sad eyes wince. I'll have you know I love him and I treat him like a "prince". When he comes home dog-tired from work from killing all those bugs He doesn't want to wake me so he just sleeps on the rug. He may not be a Doberman but he's no kind of hound I'm proud to say he's of a breed that I have seldom found. He'd never dog around on me. He's always within reach Our marriage vows are quite enough to keep him on a leash. He's my good Shepherd, guarding me and right there at my side, Bulldoggish in his best attempt to keep me satisfied. There's not one hair on him I'd change, albeit, I suppose It WOULD be nice if some nights I didn't feel that cold nose! Whenever he howls at the moon, well, I know what that means. I don't need to be asked twice to get out of my jeans! And when he gives that puppy look and whimpers "Honey, please...." I open up my blouse and say, "OK, 'deer, pickinese!!!" No mutt my man...a greyhound heading for the finish line Is how I view my lovemaking with that sweet man of mine. I only wish he didn't reach the finish line so fast But, like the champion he is, he'll never finish last!  He's told me about Toerag, the cur, the leader of the pack With all the social graces and the qualities you lack. Don't chase me, boy. There must be something else that you can do. I'm living with the Big Dog, not a litter pup like you. |
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WhiteNite Member
since 2000-04-09
Posts 241Montgomery, AL |
Feel the love baby!!!! =) "The storm rises up when the shadows descend every beat of my heart every day without end I will stand like a rock I will bend till I break till theres no more to give if thats what it takes I will risk everything I will fight I will bleed I will lay down my life if thats what you need every second I live thats the promise I make" I have no idea who wrote this... tell me if you know. =) |
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mariee66 Senior Member
since 2000-01-30
Posts 596Recess, OfYourMind |
(schlap!) Ohh... that had to hurt the ol' Toe! Great comeback!! LOL!! [This message has been edited by mariee66 (edited 04-11-2000).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO @ greyhound... Great poem, Deer! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL!! Most excellent come back! Oh, poor Toe is cowering now. |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Brilliant!!! I loved this...  |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
LOL this is hilarious, well done   |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
You can always be counted on for a creative come back! This is hillarious! Denise |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer, Enjoyed all the little whites, The samples of delights. And I'm sure toe will come back, With a bag full of black. |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
 Great comeback, Ms.Deer .... |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Oh, dear - Oh, deer~ It's very clear. Toerag is in a fix. Ms. Deer is making sure that her dog knows all the tricks. She'll fight to the end for this Greyhound Grand Sire ... He passes up the hydrant's just to light her fire ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I'm not sure who, but I know for certain that someone here is a sick puppy... |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Whitenite....couldn't have said it better myfelf! mariee66..yeah, but he won't be off his feet for long! Thank you Suthern...I kinda thought you would like that part  Dovey...yeah, cowering while planning revenge!! deVine one...and I love your liking it. Thank you... Mistikman...I thank you, sir. Denise...and you can be counted on for a kind reply. Thankee, ma'am Sy...Of that I have no doubt! Pepper...Why, thank you (I say in my best falsetto voice) Marge...That he does but he still thinks he'll never see a poem as lovely as a tree!!! Nan...around here you never know what you might in-cur  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LOL.....well done there Rover......and the part about "not one hair on his head I'd change".....LOL...I thought you had more than one wig old man?.... |
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