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Indiana Walt: Raiders of the Lost Archives (retitled)
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Indiana Walt: Raiders of the Lost Archives (retitled) |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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Today I woke up a little bit saddened Usually I am more just a bit maddened With a flare in my eye And my hair sitting high But today I just woke up a bit saddened My cheerios are wet. You may say, "So what?" But I can’t even say “What crawled up your butt??!!” Because I’m just durn sad.  (sigh)My best days are gone I ain't got nobody And my dog is dead He didn’t like wet cheerios I don’t like them either And Alpo we both agreed We don’t like it neither So before he died And before I cried As he howled And as I scowled We sang a lil song goes like this: Ohhhhhh “The archives are gone The archives are gone That’s why I’m here Singing this song (Howwwwwwwllllll!) That’s my dog crying Cuz the archives are gone Open one To Open five (Howwwwwlllllll!!) Pretty durn soon One of us won’t be alive (howl?) I’d like to say we love you good Ron But durnit today the archives are gone!! (thud) Yeehaw! That was wayoutwalt with “The Archives Are Gone” < !signature--> All Day I Dream About Stanzas!! [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 04-07-2000).] |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
*gasp* Nooooo! The archives CAN'T be gone! Whatever will we do? *wails* How will we survive! *Elizabeth gets away from the computer to take a higher dose of her medication* Elizabeth "He have his goodness now. God forbid I take it from him!" -The Crucible |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
It's okay, Walt, they aren't gone for good...they'll be back real soon, don't you worry! Cute poem! Denise |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
yuh i know D its just that if only i could get my hands on a copy of all my classics i just know in my heart i could publish a book of poems on the new york times best seller list but i only feel like tryin today alas no archives o well what coulda been |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL!!! THUD...he didn't drop because the archives were gone ya know? it might have been the singing  A good laugh Walt-a-roo! |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i bumped it up cuz it had a silly title hehe now whats it got All Day I Dream About Stanzas!! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
now what's it got? soggy Cheerios  Couldn't resist bud...LOLOL sorry!I still get a laugh out of this...thanks  <*\\\>< YOUR LIFE IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. IT'S A REFLECTION OF YOU! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Walt, you are certifiably NUTS!! (I like that in a man) |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
Poor Walt...the archives shall return...but what of your poor wailin' dawg?? Thanks for the poem/song/laugh ~ Claire |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Walt~ I heard you howling like a dog with the hives ... a pretty good lament over the 'missing' archives ! Judas Priest ... hope they're not gone long Don't think I could take another verse of this song ! *You are just the greatest warped mind I know ... well, you and Balladeer ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Yeah...I noticed too Walt cause I was trying to print up all my poems and put them together in a folder so I could give them to my friend Tina for a wedding gift..don't worry I was going to give her some money also so not all is lost...how does $20,000 sound...or better yet how does it look...ha...ha...James |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i'm coo coo for coco puffs if anybody gots any also have no fear my dog isn't dead he's a wee pup a wee-weeing on the carpet wee pup All Day I Dream About Stanzas!! |
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