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April Fool's Delight (for April, our new member)
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April Fool's Delight (for April, our new member) |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
April Fool's Delight I guess I got here Justin Thyme to tell you all I think the rhyme that's written here upon this site by April, is just Fool's Delight. On April 1st, one year gone by, I found myself caught in a lie but nobody believed me then, and so I soon took up the pen. I wrote my Auntie Justine Uff and asked if she could call their bluff and come up quick with smart refute so I could soon avoid the 'stute. Unfortunately, though, you see, my Auntie did not rescue me I found myself in jacket white tied in the back! Oh, what a plight! I snuck into Nurse Cratchet's den, logged on 'puter quick, and then I found myself at Passions door and soon was trampled down by more insanity from fellow NUTS and so I called Sir Seymour Butts. Sir Seymour lived in piles of sand beneath the boards in Oceanland. He said he liked residing there 'cause looking up, he'd get his share of gorgeous views he'd left Behind. Sir Seymour was a Lawyer, kind and gentle in his swift hard pace. (He once defended Justin Kace). My brother, Justin Kace, you see, had ran a stoplight by the tree in front of cousin Shirley's store; (Shirley U. Jest), and then once more he also got my mother free when she had snatched some hosiery from People's Drug right down the street. (I always thought Seymour was neat.) So, anyway, I telephoned. But when I called, Seymour was stoned. All he could do was haw and hee. (I knew he wouldn't rescue me). Soon Dr. Moose came in the den and caught me on the phone, and then they rolled me out on this small bed and took me to get zapped, instead. Because I lied, now don't you see, the April Fool's joke was on me! I ended up within that 'stute almost a year, you can't refute! And do you know what lie I told? I dare to tell! Should I be bold? I'll tell you, friends, if you'll be smart and promise not to take a part in lies like this! Now listen, please! I will not beg you on my knees... So here it is. The lie I spoke was quick pretending to some folk that I was someone else instead of who I am! Then off to bed they whirled me to lobotomy! And claimed my personality was Double Thyme! They called me NUTS! So much for phoning Seymour Butts! The moral is, my Passions friends, that when some Alias intends to write a poem fictitiously and lash out words so viciously... most likely there is some foul play within the words that they parlay! So, April dear, if that's your name, remember Thyme can see your game and if you're smart, you'll stop the rue and fess up soon to what is true! For if you don't, dear April Fool, you might not end up back in school. Instead, you might be in the 'stute with NUTS like ME! Would that be cute? Of course, again... I might be wrong... you could be serious with song and lyric full of blatant slam! What do I know? That's why I am here Justin Thyme to tell you that some April Fool's ain't where it's at! signed, Justin Thyme, Recent 'Stute Escapee |
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Justin Kace Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 82Oz |
You didn't tell them, Justin Thyme I was acquitted of that crime. I think there can be no refute This foolish dork goes to the stute. So shove 'im in and bolt it shut This April Fool is one big NUT! |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Hey Kace! Wassappanin', brotha? Ain't it great to be out on the street? Ain't it so fine? Ain't it so sweet? |
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Justin Ebriated New Member
since 1999-11-20
Posts 6 |
What's going on around here? I've been all bottled up for a few days. |
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Justine Uff Junior Member
since 1999-10-17
Posts 27 |
I can see you've had Justine Uff....  |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
April gets all the attention around here. |
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Justin Toxicated New Member
since 1999-11-29
Posts 8 |
I'm crying in my beer. Nobody answers here. I guess they haven't read this poem. I'm crying in my beer. |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
I see all our Justins are involved in this one  |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
So many Justins here, but soo many missing too. Where is Justin Capacitated? Justin Terregated? Justin Tolerable? Justin Vincible? Great Poem |
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Justin Credible Junior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 10 |
This is Justin Credible. I'm here. |
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Roniece Dawson-Bruce Member Ascendant
since 2000-01-29
Posts 5689Sydney, Australia |
I do so like your wit! It does so make me smile! Carry on I say!!!  Roniece |
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Justin Sayne Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 53 |
Standing up and being miscounted.... |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I can't find Justin Terrigated, Justin Vestigated or Justin Carcerated... anybody seen them??? I'm glad April Fools DAy is over...I've always hated it. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
True wit , to whit's , been spoken here Are all these people , Justin Sincere ? But that couldn't be , no-way , gee-wiz It makes no sense , of who's they is ! |
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