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Andrew Scott
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0 posted 2000-03-31 11:49 AM


I've heard from a Suthern Lady
That today is a special day
The one that Toerag celebrates
As his one and only birthday

Now I know we've had our cross words
Where I've sided with Balladeer
Bruised your fruit in the produce wars
And bedded you down with a steer

Yes I've aimed a few shots at you
And killed you in a western duel
Gave ya cranial rectaltitus
And put you face down in your gruel

But it was all in PIP fun
And this time I'd just like to say
Thanks for all the poetic mirth
And I wish you Happy Birthday  



[This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 03-31-2000).]

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Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley
1 posted 2000-03-31 11:58 AM


Cute! I'm sure all is forgiven!  
Local Rebel
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2 posted 2000-03-31 12:02 PM


Now that's the way to really get him Andrew... a sincere happy birthday wish... he'll be waiting for the other shoe to fall ...rofl...
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3 posted 2000-03-31 12:17 PM


Great job, Andrew!! *S*

Um... er... hmmm... Suthern who??? (walks away innocently whistling! *G*)

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4 posted 2000-04-01 10:32 AM


Andrew, a good one!  Happy Birthday Toe!
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