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Oh Yeah??? Well ewwww yourself!!
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Oh Yeah??? Well ewwww yourself!! |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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First before the two big ones I must pop my little toes Then I can pop the big ones Then ankles the way it goes Moving up a little higher I bend my swollen knees I pray to stop this habit But so far unanswered pleas I move a little higher Feel a tingling in my back I swing both ways left and right Oh boy, can that baby crack Then I climb up e'er higher Rotating round my shoulders I started in the third grade Thought I'd quit, getting older I must admit I'm nervous Seldom will they ever pop But once I got both elbows While late dining at IHOP Then my neck's primed for cracking Should I take it fast or slow? There aren't many brain cells left For that stem to ever grow Oh then my hallowed fingers They are precious little ones Pop them four and twenty times And never run out of fun |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL Walt! I can relate to this one...I crack my big toes, my ankles, back and fingers! Oh and don't forget the wrists!  |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL...sopunds like you need yourself a good back doctor or will soon....may I recomend mine  You know he was Larry Byrd's(the basketball player) private physician at one time and I hear one of the best in the Eastern US, perhaps he can fix you right up |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww........ You're one sick wayout puppy, walt...  |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
hehehehe thanx guys i'll take yuh up on it hoot but i think if my shrink could just get me to sit still... nan thats just what yuh said when i told yuh i was writing a knuckle popping poem you said ewwwwwwwwwwwww hence the title |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
Heh, I dont do anything but my knuckles and toes, guess I am wierd. Everything else that pops (Like my knees and elbows) isnt intentional. Great poem walt |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Ouch! Doesn't that hurt?!!  Denise |
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