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I Seek You....Challenge
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I Seek You....Challenge |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois 
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Devine and I went back and forth on this, about sending the wrong ICQ message to someone...this is what we came up with...anyone can add on, but it has to be about ICQ. I sent a little message to a friend on icq... but someone else got it now what am I to do I think I said I love you but some girl replied to me said she didn't swing both ways that was plain to see I was so embarrased and my face was turning red by sending such a message To the wrong person instead my heart started beating hard thinking could it be that I just sent that message to the wrong one, goodness me... Ok have fun!  |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  This is great! Thanks for the laughs!Denise |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
The whole point of this challenge is to reply 'bout ICQ so if you want to respond free verse or rhymes will do! |
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Mistikman Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682San Jose, CA, USA |
I sent a little message To someone on ICQ Undying love I did pledge the message was quite true But someone else did recieve that sappy note of the heart Now I need a reprieve What I did wasnt very smart Now that person is confused We were only passive friends She thinks her trust was abused Oh how will I make amends? Maybe I will explain to her this turn of events so strange That I am not a mangy curr Or someone quite deranged Or maybe I will play it off As something I meant to say And hope she doesnt scoff That would make my day [This message has been edited by Mistikman (edited 03-15-2000).] |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I too was quite embarrassed by A story that is true. I was chatting with Red Letter And Ron on ICQ. Red Letter is a feisty gal She's known to rant a bit, But Ron, of course, is not that way. You know he won't say _ _ _ _ ! But Red was on a roll that night. Her eye was on a man; And in her energetic way, As all girls do she planned. She didn't think "discreet" would work For she was on a mission. And knowing she and I would laugh, I said "SCREW DISCRETION" Well, next I knew, Ron messaged me with, "WHAT was THAT you said?" I quickly checked my history Appalled at what I read!! "I didn't say that - Not to YOU - #@#* I meant that note for Red!!" I'm lucky he still speaks to me.. But he emails now instead!! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Mistik looks like you got yourself a situation there  ROFL Nan! That's too good!!! |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
Knock Knock Knock I check my list to see who came on line Discussing pond club matters with a female friend of mine A window box and message suddenly obstructs my view Sent buy a man we both knew well not meant for me I knew "How's my sweetheart" I looked again to see who sent the rose Raised one eyebrow shrugged and smiled Replied with this I chose "Just fine, and You?" then sent it off I laughed and shook my head His reply awaited but never came "was it something that I said?" Rex}<{{{{o> |
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mariee66 Senior Member
since 2000-01-30
Posts 596Recess, OfYourMind |
There I was on icq~ Not quite sure what to do~ Sent a message-- so I thought~ To a friend who received it not~ In reply a stranger came~ Very reluctant to give a name~ Back and forth we chatted on~ In all that time our hearts grew fond~ On a starlit night we finally met~ How exciting that was, I have to admit~ Let it be known, on icq~ True love lerks just moments from you~ Marie~ "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." The Bard |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, there I was, my golden labrador Max was sick and I was told there was a veterinarian on ICQ. Unfortunately the number I typed in was to Madam Rose's House of Ill Repute!! This conversation ensued.... ME: I have a little puppy who's quite sick It's been a week since I have felt a lick SHE: A week? You have my sympathy, poor guy! Why don't you just bring that puppy by? ME: He does need your attention, that's for sure I've heard it said you can provide a cure. SHE: Oh, that I can! He'll be fit as a dime I'll have him up and running in no time! ME: He never wags unless I use my hand. He doesn't have the energy to stand He lays there and won't even raise his head It's hard to even get him out of bed SHE: No problem. There are things that I can use To cure that little creature of his blues I'll cover him with lotions and some cremes And slowly rub it in until he gleams. ME: Ok, I'll bring him. Should I use a chain? SHE: Oh, no! I never mess around with pain. Me: Well, then, my lab and I will come on by SHE: Your lab? We can experiment! Oh, my!! ME: I'm going to put my best friend in your hands She: Just come to Madam Rose. She understands... |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
From Get1Chance to the ~Warrior~ of my dreams the little notes sailed back and forth on the ICQ screen. Suddenly from out of left field came an uh-oh I didn't recognize I had just said I love you to  ' The Big Ballsie Guy ' Retreat to your corners and come out laughing ! ~*Marge*~ |
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bboog Member
since 2000-02-29
Posts 303Valencia, California |
I got a little message from a friend on ICQ I didn't understand it Maybe you'll know what to do. You need special tools to work with wood That's what my message said I didn't really get it so I went out to the shed. Don't use a hammer to pound nails into wood You'll hit the nail squarely on the head, that way it goes in good and doesn't bend. And always say, I loved this work Even if you didn't mean it. Then they'll want to see your work Just don't ever have 'em critique it. Lord knows it looks just fine you've spent at least ten minutes of your time. Glue also comes in handy when you're working with wood. Buy it at a special store and slop it on thick It gets wood sticky real good. A C-clamp will hold the wood in place. But a vise holds it much better. |
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Glorfindel Junior Member
since 2000-02-17
Posts 22Auckland, New Zealand |
More poems in the reply then in the poem section!!! Thats gotta be some kind of a record!! Chatting chatting, Typeing quick, Thinking thinking, Be smooth, be slick. They can't see you fumble words, Or notice when ther're slightly slurred! So chat along, the hyperspace, connecting too the lonely race, but watch the buttons, click them true, or have strangers start, at an "I love you"!!  )Let winds rage, seas boil and years curse, My love shal live everyoung in my verse. |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL at the initial poem and all those that have followed...got to add my two cents worth though I sent a quite erotic card One of my little pranks To a good, male friend online As a token of my thanks The card in all its glory Showed a woman in the bare Her hands were cuffed behind her back The picture it was rare It had a little message Sure to make you smile About how even the best of pets Need tied up for a while I added my own silly lines "Kevin, you old friend This is for the comment last night" And pushed the button... send I got a most unusual reply It said, "Babe I am in heaven" Send me all the cards you'd like And by the way, my name's not Kevin" |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL Ruth! You've done great Sorry, I've been hung up today and wasn't able to access anything on the web, until my wonderful hubby somehow fixed it. |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
ROFLMAO!!! I haven't told the wrong person I loved them, but I've recieved some messages like that, saying the person loved me... of course it was from Michael... ahem... |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Well Chris, tell us about it won't ya  |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Oh my....I can relate to this bigtime on both sides...ROFL HUGS I love the way I look in your eyes, I'm just me tho'... We are all works in progress, no? |
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