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JamesMichael
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Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

0 posted 2000-03-13 08:10 AM


Lady in red

I'm a cool cat in a red corvette
on the lookout for my special pet.
Gonna keep cruisin around til I've found
the finest girl in this whole town.
So all you chicks better beware
cause I got some lovin to share.
I'm driving and scanning my eyes left to right.
Gonna find the one if I gotta cruise all night.

All of a sudden from the corner of my eye
I detect a lady in red walking by.
I pull out of the traffic flow
so I can follow her nice and slow.
My eyes cannot look away
her wiggle and jiggle make my day.
That girl with the red dress on
is giving me a major headache.

A perfect opportunity to test my best pickup lines
lover boy is ready and willing for a good time.
So I park it at the curb
ready to give her my best.
Well here goes...the ultimate test.
"Hi sweetheart, you got me thinkin like a dog in heat.
I'm countin on your sugar coated lips
to fill me up with passionate bliss."
"For sure, baby." she warmly replied.
"Now if you don't mind I'll slide into your red corvette
cause I've got some goodies you'll never forget.
And by the way, I dig your car and I dig your hair
and I've got plenty of lovin to share.
My silky tongue eagerly awaits the taste
of every succulent flavor your body can make.
So drive on driver to your place or mine.
One or the other will do just fine."

I couldn't believe my eyes as she slid on in
her skin was soft as silk and moist with lotion
her sensuality was as strong as a magic potion.
I was now thinking she was the one my heart desired
and as I admired her lovely mountains and valleys she lit my fire.
Somehow I knew this lady in red could quench my hearts desire.
It occured to me she was so hot
another line would assure my spot.
So now I try my second line just for some fun
to see if the response is half as good as number one.
"Sweetheart, I dig your female anatomy and gender
and I eagerly await to taste you where you're soft and tender.
Much more tasty I'm sure than a Texas Rock and Roll Sashimi dinner."

She must have really liked that one
cause she planted a juicy red lipstick kiss right onto my waiting lips and then she replied like this.
"Hon, looks like we found ourselves a mutual attraction
and I promise you will get plenty of satisfaction.
Baby, I know just the ticket to quench your red hot desire,
a soothing visit to my hot coal fire."

Right at that moment we arrived at her address
and suddenly it seemed like we were only seconds away from peeling off that silky red dress.
Then when we walked inside she caught me by surprise.
She said, "Just give me three hundred dollars baby and I'm all yours
and pay the money honey, before you pull off those drawers."
My dear lady in red broke my heart when those words were said
so I figured I should confess if only to straighten out this silly mess.

I soon had told her my dad was out of town on a business trip
so his seventeen year old son borrowed his car to find some chicks.
And somehow on an allowance of twenty dollars a week
I would have to save some more to make a score.
She ask me just how much I could produce.
"Let me see now, after I bought that candy bar and some acne cream and paid my five dollar a week payment for my skateboard I have exactly twelve dollars and ninety nine.
Would that be enough for just a few minutes of your time?
Hey, I just remembered, I've got three hundred invested in my Ameritrade account.
Does that count?
Wait, don't leave me like this lady in red.
Would you consider coming over some time and tucking me into bed?"
That's the story of my dads red corvette
and the lovely lady in red I just can't forget.

Jameslee@March12,2000




[This message has been edited by jmlee12345 (edited 03-13-2000).]

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Enola
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since 2000-02-11
Posts 138
England
1 posted 2000-03-13 10:33 AM


Very entertaining!  I hope the inspiration didn't come from your own leisure activities!

 The tragedy of it is that nobody sees the look of desperation on my face. Thousands and thousands of us, and we're passing one another without a look of recognition.

Nate Dogg
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since 1999-11-15
Posts 1658
Georgia, Fulton
2 posted 2000-03-13 01:43 PM


Wow, you are a very gifted poet because you can paint pictures unlike anyone I've ever seen! Very good poem!

 Nathan

PoeticKnight
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since 2000-01-20
Posts 1144
New Orleans, LA
3 posted 2000-03-13 03:25 PM


This was so cool! Very funny stuff here. Kind of like Risky Business...*L* You have a way with words, thats for sure. I hope this wasn't a true story...LOL
JamesMichael
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Kapolei, Hawaii, USA
4 posted 2000-03-13 04:00 PM


Thank you Enola, Nate, and JML for reading and commenting on my poem.   Wonderful comments.  
I was very much like this young man when I was 17 or 18.  I joined the Army and went to France and Germany and being away from home for the first time I got a little wild and crazy.  I'm the dad now and my 23 year old son is in Germany..fortunately he has a steady girlfriend and he is into travel and sports.  I now own a red Toyota...maybe I better check to see if my sons BMW is red (laugh) This is just written for fun.  James

Meadowmuse
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since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263

5 posted 2000-03-13 04:03 PM


James, cleverly written, with a playful (naughty) touch.  

~ Claire

Lady in Red
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since 2000-02-16
Posts 147

6 posted 2000-03-13 05:56 PM


Oh dear, it must have been my sister. She's such a naughty girl at times.

 Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou


Marina
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since 2000-02-10
Posts 2245
Pickering, Ontario
7 posted 2000-03-13 06:10 PM


I like this one James, cute and very lighthearted!

Marina

Janet Marie
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since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554

8 posted 2000-03-13 06:21 PM


oooh JAMES......your so good when your being bad...       LOL
this was FUN...and shows that wit we love so..
great work...take care, jm

 Now for me some words come easy
But I know that they don't mean that much
Compared with the things that are said when lovers touch
You never knew what I loved in you
I don't know what you loved in me
Maybe the picture of somebody you were hoping I might be
jackson browne



Martie
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9 posted 2000-03-13 08:46 PM


Enjoyed the humor in this story...thanks for a good read.
JamesMichael
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Kapolei, Hawaii, USA
10 posted 2000-03-14 03:37 PM


Thank you Meadowmuse, Lady in Red, Marina, Janet Marie and Martie.   I am glad that everyone perceived this as fun and humor and yes I did want a touch of sensual.  I was hoping this would not offend any of the lovely women in passions.   Thanks for the lovely and much appreciated remarks.  James
Marina
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since 2000-02-10
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Pickering, Ontario
11 posted 2000-03-14 06:40 PM


I think there was need to worry James. Most of us girls have a pretty good sense of humour....course not as sick as mine...but that's another story!  It was a fun poem!

Marina

Mistikman
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since 2000-01-10
Posts 682
San Jose, CA, USA
12 posted 2000-03-14 07:41 PM


LOL, this is great jim   Excellent read. Life rarely gives us what we want or expect
JamesMichael
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since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA
13 posted 2000-03-15 12:59 PM


Thanks Marina...I'll keep that in mind..
Thank you for reading and commenting Mistikman.   James

JamesMichael
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since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA
14 posted 2005-05-03 02:22 AM


Always did like lady's in red...and blue...and pink...and green...James
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