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It's Time For Relief
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It's Time For Relief |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
The time comes as it comes to all, when I gotta hit the bathroom stall. Walk in slowly, check out the mirror, Have a seat, take a "Balladeer" Can't be like sis, Stand up and piss, But this time it's more than that (No wonder I seem to be so fat) I'm finished now and may be crazy, But feel pretty good for just havin' a baby! |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
Hi Toerag, SO,SO cute! You make me laugh....... Thanks, Cerenity |
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SEA 
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Toe~ you tickle me!  -SEA |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Your are a barrel of pickles, With a humor that trickles. You should stand up and think a bit And you'd make a better wit. Congratulations on having a baby, Was that the truth or a fabricated maybe? |
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EagleScorpion Senior Member
since 2000-03-08
Posts 1644Here, Now, Forever |
BRAVO!! BRAVO!! < |
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RSEvans Senior Member
since 1999-10-23
Posts 1147Tulsa, OK, USA |
much more creative than "Here I sit all broken-hearted...". Good to see the forum is up to its usual standards. |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Toe, Toe! When you gotta go, go!  |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
You're a very naughty boy!(Evil Grin) Corinne |
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bobbycat Member
since 2000-02-06
Posts 233USA |
okay....now THERE'S an interesting place to look for inspiration!  Bobbycat =^..^= ~~Blessed Be!~~ |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL Toe! I've missed sooooooooooooooo much! Thanks for the laugh buddy! You know how bad we needed that around here? |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Ah, Toe ... You deserve a  for the smiles you bring us. ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey, Toe, I know you had a kid He looks exactly like you did When YOU came out of mother's bod And the Doctor screamed out "Oh, my God!" ( LongJohn says hi, too) |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Ah, sweet Toe... anytime I see a poem posted by you, I know that it's time for relief from a boring day... for your poems never fail to delight! *G* Thanks for the grins!!! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Toerag's standin' at the urinal, He's pissin' on the wall, If he hits the radiator, We'll smell it in the hall.... HI YA GANG...HOW YALL BEEN? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Been drinking that green beer already, hunh? Or you givin' some teacher hell again??? LOL. It's about time you got that sweet tush of yours back in here... SMOOCH! |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Toerag What is that fragrance I smell in the hall Must be immagining nothing at all Just wait a minute, it's getting clear It is quite obvious, Toerag is here Nice to see you, dear friend Missed you at the meeting of the minds Maybe next year Liz |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
So great to see you back Toe .... 'S' I wondered what that smell in the hall was ... should have known, huh?! Too funny .....  |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Happy St Patrick's Day Toe! Glad to see ya round here  There's a little green for ya! |
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