navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #6 » What I Could Have Been..................................#1
Open Poetry #6
Post A Reply Post New Topic What I Could Have Been..................................#1 Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

0 posted 2000-03-01 11:13 PM



I could have been a writer.
I was told I had a flair
For putting words on paper
To create a feeling there.

I could have been an artist.
People say I had a way
Of blending tints and colors
In a masterful display.

I could have been so many things.
So many chances missed!
But, due to my affliction,
I can only reminisce.......

Oh....what a man I might have been
If it were not for CNN
And CBS and NBC
And all the options there for me.

I really must confess to hate
This semi-catatonic state,
But I am held, quite willingly,
A hostage to my own t.v.!

I start out every morning
With the early morning news.
Then Market Watch A.M. Report
Gives me financial views.

From there I watch the talk shows,
And then, sometime around noon,
I sit and giggle as I watch
My favorite cartoons.

From there, you know right where I go
(Although they are for dopes)
I find myself completely hooked
On all the daily soaps!

From there I go to news again,
And then some movie shows,
The evening prayer and final word
And on it goes and goes.

Day after day, I move along
From news to benediction.
I've got to find a way to end
This horrible affliction!

It sure has taught a lesson
That I never will forget.
I need a less addictive life -
Perhaps the internet..........

© Copyright 2000 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
Mistikman
Senior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 682
San Jose, CA, USA
1 posted 2000-03-01 11:16 PM


LOL, excellent work balladeer   I was once addicted to that horrid boob tube. The internet was the only thing that managed to break the connection, but alas, it has made its own unbreakable bond!  
devina
Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539
Cali
2 posted 2000-03-02 12:05 PM


The internet my arse dear man!!!LOL!!! This is cute...but you should remember that those of us who care like we do...wouldn't settle for anything less (or more) than you!!!

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...

Severn
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704

3 posted 2000-03-02 12:07 PM


ROTFLMAO!!!

Oh 'deer, oh dear, oh 'deer...

K

 'Writing sharpens life;
life enriches writing'
Sylvia Plath

suthern
Deputy Moderator 1 TourDeputy Moderator 1 Tour
Member Seraphic
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723
Louisiana
4 posted 2000-03-02 09:30 AM


Television never managed to hook me... but email and this poetry board are another story! LOL. This is great, Balladeer!
Honeybee
Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372
Ontario, CANADA
5 posted 2000-03-02 09:36 AM




LMAO, great comical poem Balladeer. Well written and expressed. Your poems always impress me whether serious or humourous.  

Take care,
Melissa Honeybee

Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
6 posted 2000-03-02 04:55 PM


hehe. Thanks to you all. Bringing a smile is always a great feeling  
John Yaws
Senior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 860
Texas
7 posted 2000-03-02 05:05 PM


Well, my friend. You are indeed a writer. One whom I might well envy. And an artist..no one can paint a word picture like you do. the subtle nuances are awesome. As for the other? who cares? Write On!
RainbowGirl
Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023
United Kingdom
8 posted 2000-03-02 05:51 PM


TV never really got me either, too little communication..*g*...but I do confess to a love of music (as I bounce to my favourite jazz and classical)..

You know when I was a child I remember when the electricity board went on strike, which meant candles and no electric (obviously) and we moaned and moaned and then played scrabble and talked, me and my 3 sisters and I think my parents joined in as well...

Thanks for bringing that memory back..

HUSG

 I dropped a tear in the ocean
when it is found, I will stop loving you...

hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA
9 posted 2000-03-02 07:58 PM


ROFL...good one Balladeer  
Aimster
Member Elite
since 2000-02-19
Posts 4297
Charlotte, NC
10 posted 2000-03-02 08:02 PM


~Balladeer...


Thank you for the best laugh I have had today!! I am not one who watches TV much, but I am hooked on the net. I will one day be saying Hi my name is Amy and I am an AOLholic..lol. Anyway great poem that was really funny. thanks a mil
amy  

 ~Live today as though it were your last but prepare for tomorrow as though it were here~

HelmutB
Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 964
Canada
11 posted 2000-03-02 09:03 PM


For me I like you the way you are
Never wonder what you could have been by far
I cannot see you any other way
So there, that is all I had to say
Nice work Michael

 The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools.


Elizabeth Santos
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269
Pennsylvania
12 posted 2000-03-02 09:10 PM


Love those audio-video vices!
Harmless addiction, funny poem
Liz

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla
13 posted 2000-03-02 10:42 PM


Balladeer,
I dub you the Poet Laureate of passions.

Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

14 posted 2000-03-02 11:50 PM


Delightful, Balladeer! Simply delightful!!
Thanks for the smile!!  

Denise

Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA
15 posted 2000-03-03 07:49 AM


Well, at least we're not all sitting in a circle around the radio watching it make noise...

LOL - Nice one, my friend..

Rex Allen McCoy
Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863
Sippin a Timmy's in London
16 posted 2000-03-03 10:31 AM


Well ... I choose to be on line rather than a couch potato
If I'm going to be a potato ... at least I'll be cultured
... still smiling ...

Rex}<{{{{o>

Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley
17 posted 2000-03-03 08:48 PM


Is is wrong to be addicted to your poetry? I better get myself to a self help group!  
Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
18 posted 2000-03-03 08:55 PM


hehe. Thanks for the great responses, friends.


Aimster, LOL@AOLcoholic!

Pepper
Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079
Southern Florida
19 posted 2000-03-04 10:56 AM


This could have been written about me , my friend ... 'S'  ... from T.V. to the internet ....  a 'potatoe' first class for sure !!!     Thanks for the smiles.....  
Post A Reply Post New Topic ⇧ top of page ⇧ Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
All times are ET (US). All dates are in Year-Month-Day format.
navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #6 » What I Could Have Been..................................#1

Passions in Poetry | pipTalk Home Page | Main Poetry Forums | 100 Best Poems

How to Join | Member's Area / Help | Private Library | Search | Contact Us | Login
Discussion | Tech Talk | Archives | Sanctuary