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Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London

0 posted 2000-03-01 03:08 AM



Sweet Tooth
~~~

One  little
two  little
three  little donuts
And  pop  buy  the  jug  chug-a-lug
~
Four  little
five  little
six  little  brownies
At  once  I  can  push  in  my  mug
~
Seven  little
eight  little
nine  little  chocolates
The  tenth  I'll  eat  too  what  the  heck
~
One  little
two  little
three  little  dimples
Can  now  be  seen  on  my  face
~
Four  little
five  little
six  little  inches
Snuck  up  and  attached  to  my  waist
~
Seven  little
eight  little
nine  little  pizzas
With  Diet  pop  'cause  I'm  watching  my  weight
~~~


 I'm not ugly!
I'm just visually challenged!



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RufffRyder
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1 posted 2000-03-01 03:13 AM


Lmbo R.A.M
This is a sweet little cute poem.
Thank you for the smile and read
By the way,do you have any more brownies left?

Michael
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2 posted 2000-03-01 03:33 AM


Well, being an insulin dependant diabetic i must say, this nearly put me in a coma...LOL

Great poem, I'm envious.


Michael

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3 posted 2000-03-01 03:46 AM


See there?  I KNEW it!  You ARE naughty!  You didn't mention that the rolling pin on your shoulder was sticky with cookie dough...LOL, you are a treasure.
Lost Dreamer
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4 posted 2000-03-01 08:46 AM


Thanks for the laugh this is great!
January Flowers
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5 posted 2000-03-01 08:57 AM



How did you know pizza and diet soda was my all time favorite meal?  Glad to see that THIS sweet poem didn't talk of tubeworms and streptococcal bacillae.  This is a great poem! Laughing Laughing Laughing...

Honeybee
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6 posted 2000-03-01 09:13 AM



This is such a cute poem.  Thanks I needed a good laugh.  Very sweet indeed.  It made me hungry though.  

Take care,
Melissa Honeybee

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7 posted 2000-03-01 11:00 AM


Hi Rex ~ I didn't know you were a healthfood nut, too!  Loved this...verrrry cute!  

~ Claire

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8 posted 2000-03-01 11:55 AM


ROFL...good one  
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9 posted 2000-03-01 12:01 PM


Rex~ I must have one heck of a sweet tooth, I can soooooo relate!! LOL Great poem. That was so sweet, I don't need anything else today! -SEA
Dennis L. White
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10 posted 2000-03-01 12:04 PM


A Waist is a terrible thing to Mind !!!
Thumbs up on this real McCoy! Dennis :^)

Martie
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11 posted 2000-03-01 01:53 PM


1 little 2 much...can there be too much laughter?  
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12 posted 2000-03-01 01:55 PM


Love it! *G* Thanks for the grins!
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13 posted 2000-03-01 10:39 PM


hehe. Your humor is refreshing, Rex  
sonjes
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14 posted 2000-03-01 10:47 PM


After you have waded through the love and hurt and everything else, you find something as "decaying" as this.  That is to say, thank you, thank you, for finally putting a grin on my face for the first time today.
Oh, and darn you for making me feel guilty about these cookies I am eating.  

Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London
15 posted 2000-03-02 01:01 AM


Good grief ... such wonderful replies ... I must have hit a nerve with this one
Perhaps I should start a humourous cook book of poetry


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16 posted 2009-05-13 02:43 PM


LOL! I love it!
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