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Christmas/New Year's at the 'Stute
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Christmas/New Year's at the 'Stute |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Christmas at the 'Stute Christmas at the 'stute is no fun in this suit that's so white and which ties in the back. There's this blue Christmas tree bue as far as I see there's no presents piled in no stack! The lights overhead stay on when we're in bed 'cause the guards want to make sure we're there. And the music piped in sounds indeed really grim.... there's no carols sung here anywhere! I called all my bro's, but the way that it goes, not a one came to visit at all. My twin, Justin Kace, is here with me to face this darn Christmas behind this steel wall! On the day before last Thanksgiving had past and we knew Christmas was coming soon. We all gathered around the drab dull piped in sound and decided we'd sing Christmas tunes! I sang "Jingle Bell Rock" 'til the thyme on the clock was a little bit past half past one. But before that I finished, my voice was diminished when Nurse Cratchet told me, "You are done!" There then was a riot, when others did try it, they started to sing carols LOUD! They harmonized sweetly and almost completely drowned Cratchet's voice out, then they bowed! Nurse Cratchet broke loose from the crowd and then Moose, quickly tackled her down to the floor. He said, "Listen, sweetie, don't make me repeatie... We'll sing all we like, then sing more!" Sylvester, the kitty sang soft a sweet ditty and Elmer Fudd soon harmonized. Then 3 other Justins, and all of them, cousins, joined in and the crowd hypnotized! Rockwell took his brush and he painted the tush of ol' Cratchet while Moose held her down. Then all hell broke loose as the nurse hit Doc Moose and his elbow slammed into my gown! Perhaps a roommate or someone sedate, can tell more why this Christmas did flop! 'Cause, needless to say I was right in the way and the Looney 'Toon's tumbled on top! Now all that I know is it was quite a blow to get knocked on my ass at the 'stute when we were just tryin' to keep Christmas from dyin' and sing carols that were mighty cute! Is there stuff you remember 'bout the 'stute this December? Then write it here, please fill me in! I'm looking for Santa-- (heard he's in Atlanta) If I get out, we will slosh down a gin! Next year, Christmas-thyme just remember this rhyme and go visiting 'stutes and in jails! These places aren't fun and I wish I were done... Christmas stinks here! It just never fails! signed, Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I guess I got here Justin Thyme to save my silly silly rhyme. With ZIP responses, seemed a crime, to let it slip to page eight or nime.  JT, that's mewell, if it's too long, don't read it. Just make a comment like...."this poem is wayyyyy too long and I'm not gonna read it!" hehehehe |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
I, for one, loved the hilarity! Cute, clever, silly, all those things, yes, but creative and dark as well. Thanks for the chuckle! |
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Echo Rhayne Senior Member
since 1999-09-17
Posts 1495Canyon Country, CA |
ROLFMAO...Hmm were you in the same 'stute I was last year hehe 'Cause it is scary how cloe his is to what happened hehe. Though Rockwell didn't paint anyone's tush LoL Great job, thanks for the laugh! ~*~ Hell is not a place of fire and a devil with a tail and horns. But a place of torment because the light of God is gone. To escape this, accept the blood of Jesus Christ! ~*~ |
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Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
I'm sorry dat yaw Cwistmas thyme Was missin' jolly Cwistmas whyme Of course da Cwatchet was to bwame No Cwistmas singin'? What a shame No Cwistmas pwesents 'neath da twee Well here's a gift faw you fwom me Back to da top I'm sendin' dis It's much too fine faw folks to miss!  yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? |
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Astraea Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 378California! Yeah! Okay, I'm done now |
I loved it! It was fun to read and very lovely. ~Astraea "Sometimes stars can only be seen in darkness." "Sorrow's crown of sorrow is remembering happier things." |
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Justin Sayne Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 53 |
Who cares of gifts and Christmas trees Or caroling, good yule and stuff? Here in the 'stute our buns we freeze, And we have ALL had Justine Uff.... We're keeping Santa and his elves Locked Justin Kace within the 'stute. The reindeer can fend for themselves - The toys will be Justin Stitute's. Now holidays are fine for some, But celebrations we won't hear. It may be the millennium, But really it's Justin Newyear!!! [This message has been edited by Justin Sayne (edited 12-28-1999).] |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
This Christmas was my first, At the 'stute with some verse. Others I have not known. I thought it was the norm, While witnessing the storm. I was quiet overwhelmed. Who knew it to be true, It could happen to you. Locked up with the insane. *Blushing deepest crimson* Whitie and my bothers never celebrated Christmas. We didn't know what it was in the forest. *shuffling my feet in the snow* This was just crazy for me. I feel better knowing that this isn't the normal thing to be doing this time of year. Thanks for the insight. *hanging my head and finding a corner to hide in*  |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Now what is all this commotion about, we served up a delicious meal that of course found it's way to fly through the air. The plop of sweet potatoes so perfectly on Justin Sayne's head was the best yet. Then Andrew got up and declared he was Santa Claus cause he has the crayons and he can be anyone he wants to be. No arguing was had on that topic, but Justin Kace somehow got himself all rolled up in a carpet and was screaming obsentities at Bugs Bunny. Bugs pointed at Bashful, but I know my little friend Bashful would'nt hurt a flea. Dr. Moose came to the rescue and dumped Justin Kace out on his butt and that's when the riot began. Elmer Fudd went over and kicked Dr. Moose for letting Justin free (now we know how he got in there)So then the Tin Man grabbed his oil can and started squirting it at Elmer Fudd, while The wicked Witch was hitting everyone with her broom. All I know is if we had a christmas tree as Justin spoke of, I don't know where it ended up after the riot ended, as I also lost my sanity. I need HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Excuse me friends at Passions please Forgive, as I've been lost I went to get us all a tree Into the woods and frost The trees outside the Institute Were few and far between And so I ventured in deep woods To find an evergreen Time was lost as was my way In searching for this tree For not just any one would do The best this one must be At last the perfect one was found Majestic in it's glory But late I was Christmas had passed And so I pen this story Of best intentions gone a-stray For I wished to bring this gift To thank my friends this holiday Their spirits all to lift In striving for perfection's crest I failed miserably And lost the chance to give my best Once time ran out on me Next year this tree that I have found The Institute will grace And before the date has passed me by It will be in it's place For all of us to decorate With baubles each to bring All thirty feet of tannenbaum Around which we will sing And in case I'm late again ,Happy New Years! |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Hello Moose! Hey good to see ya! Justin Thyme to let you know! You didn't miss NOTHIN' at Christmas... the whole thing was a blow! And now the Thyme is running out and soon it'll be 2K! And maybe the 'stute computers will ZAP! and we'll get out in a day! Hey there, Bugs and Bashful! It's good to see you guys! Hang out with me until we see the red in Cratchet's eyes! I couldn't be gladder no wonder, no matter, that Y2K's here very soon! I'm waitin' and watchin' and anticipatin' for the once in a very blue moon! Y'see, my friends, Thymes on our side! If this computer screwer hits.... we'll split this damn joint open wide! This place, the perverbial pits! Computers run the 'stute, you see, they keep us in a trap! And frankly when the bug soon hits, we're done with all this crap! The computer chip has the lock on the door engaged, or didn'tcha know!? And when the Thyme is right, my friends, the chip will let us go! Hurray hurray for Y2K! I'm glad it has the guts... to break us out of this miserable 'stute and relieve me of all of you NUTS!!!! sincerely yours, JT--- "Thyme Waits for NO-ONE!"  |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Sorry to burst your bubbles, but no Y2K glitch at this stute. You think I would let the likes of all you free into society? That's a laugh in a half, I'd be a monkey in the zoo if I let that happen. "Don't even think of trying to stuff those crayons in places where they might foul the system Andrew" (as I pull one out of the keyhole for the lock)It won't be easy, but I will keep you all here with me. |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Written by Snow White...posted with her permission It was a truly wild night All of us in jackets white And singing oh so very loud We made the most amusing crowd I've Christmas' in my days But nothing like this darn 'stutes craze I think I'll check out here my self And go back to the seven elfs |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
There's several issues I'd like to address here with all of you psychos! To Cratchet- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... no Y2K bug at the 'stute? LOL... who do you think you're trying to fool? You got a lot to learn about the Power of the Loonies! We've got quite a few computer geniuses in here, y'know! How do you think we can sneak around and get access to the 'stute's main office Administrative computers to even get on this web thing and write silly poems? ha! You think while we're sneaking in and getting on these computers, we've just been playing around all year?!?!?!?! Remember the "Unknown Poet"? One of the most intelligent human beings on the face of the planet! He actually INVENTED the computer back in the '40s but.... oh never mind. You'll see when the doors crack open as the 21st century hits! hahahahahaha!  Hey Owl!-- What'd you do with that White girl? Holding her hostage? C' mon and admit it! You're not really an owl, you're schizoid like some of the others in here! (oh, and psssst... shhhhh... don't mention the dwarfs again! Those guys are our techno-illogical experts! Talk about a buncha hackers! Whew!) Thanks for postin' for 'lil Snow, though and see ya in the Day Room for the 2PM meeting about where where gonna meet on the outside when the Y2K chip zaps a Thyme Warp on the locks! To Keeper- You are like the 4th or 5th person who's asked to GET IN, when all of us are trying to get out!! What makes this such a popular idea? You want in? C'mon in! Hey, wait a minute... not sure if I even trust you... maybe you're really one of the gaurds here! Ouch! Lemme go! &*&%$$$####*** Leave me alone! GEEZ!!!! C'mon, man! Let GO of me!!! ooommph... THUD...  Alright, already! If you say you're not a guard, you're not a guard... Jeesh! |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Hey, Keeper, my buddy! So THAT's YOU??? The dude who sweeps the rugs? I didn't know you were a judge , too! Didn't recognize you when you called yourself "Keeper"~! We all just call ya "the Sweeper"! Umm... What's a "CNA"? "Certified NUTCASE Accredidation"? And about the Y2K Thyme thingy... Well, I'd say we are running on Borrowed Thyme. Thyme waits for no-one, y'know! And those west coast people are definitely 3 hours behind us east coast NUTS, so hopefully they'll learn something. Once we get sprung from this joint when the Y2K bug zaps open the doors, though, it won't matter anyway, because .... come hear lemme whisper in your ear... big secret.... we're taking over the whole damn shebang! LOL! The west might be the "best" but Thyme is on our side and Thyme heals all wounds and Thyme is of the essence. Keep this info swept under the rug, you CNA, you! hehehehe JT, that's me!!! |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
what the heck is a "stute"? |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Stolen minds treasured intellects under assumed identities teamed together entertaing themselves |
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Justin Conceivable Junior Member
since 1999-10-16
Posts 16 |
Happy New Years, Cratchet!... you old coot, you! God bless ya! HOpe this year is good to you and that your tush doesn't get painted again! HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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mama duck Junior Member
since 1999-12-31
Posts 41Northern California |
This poem is not too long. It's perfectly fun to read. However, to a new person, there appears to be quite a few of you possibly in 'stutes. I'm glad you have computer access. It's a kick to read your conversations. |
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Justin Conceivable Junior Member
since 1999-10-16
Posts 16 |
Hey! the clock struck 12 -- So, now what do we do? It's Justin Thyme to get outa here! I'm ready for something new! We're in this 'stute together! and don't wanna do it no more Happy New Year to all and to all a good night... I'm headed for the door!!! |
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Justin Kace Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 82Oz |
Justin Kace I got the key And left the door ajar From east to west at Y2K Each loon can hit the tar.... The Keeper's in there sweeping still Nurse Crachet's chasing him They'll never keep us loonies in - Cuz Justin Sayne's diverting them. Now Moose is running in the woods Leaving a bread crumb trail The dwarfs they follow eating crumbs And whistling "Over Dale" Snow White's disquised as a nightowl And Tweety flew the coop Sylvester's running after him In Y2K no 'stute's the scoop. Justin Toxicated got waylayed At Passions Corner Pub Best not divulge our covert plans We cannot have them flubbed. The Unknown Poet's hopped a boat He thought he'd take a cruise To see if some might know him there That sure would be good news. Now Elmer Fudd's out hunting Bugs But Bugs is much to quick The Wicked Witch is wayout west She thinks she'll catch a quack... Justin Thyme snagged all the paints As Leonardo said He always did talk to himself It's all in his own head. They're running here - They're running there One Flew Over-head I hear The 'stute's inmates are everywhere Remember all - We meet this year.... What was that plan again??????? |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Oh my what shall I do? My wish finally came true. Time waits for no one so it looks you all have won. See you all, have your fun my end for the stute has finally come. |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Well I *was* giggling till I got the GPF...ROFL...seriously, laughter is the best, the very best!..  HUGS Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn. |
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Justin Sayne Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 53 |
Oh no you don't Nurse Crachet ma'am You can't keep Keeper in the can You come with us, you'll understand We have this Y2K all planned..... Bring Keeper too - we may need him To feign our sanity We've turned the tables all about This will be fun, you'll see..... |
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