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Toerag
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0 posted 2000-01-07 07:26 AM


Everything's more expensive,
There seems to be no end
To price increases on everything,
(And they'll raise them tomorrow again)

How a cemetary can raise it's prices,
(and blame it on the cost of living?),
I certainly wish the buck stopped here,
Anyone feel like giving?

I started out with nothing,
And still have most of it,
We're all born naked and hungry,
And that's not the worst it gets!

© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Nan
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1 posted 2000-01-07 07:34 AM


The ultimate oxymoron, eh Toe????

I'm really glad to see that you aren't naked, though... Course, you can always stand behind my big eraser if you need to....
    

suthern
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2 posted 2000-01-07 07:43 AM


ROFLMAO.... and loving the picture... Now Balladeer is really gonna accuse me of having a foot fetish! *G* (Guilty as charged! *EG*)

I love the poem, Toe... I wish some of those bucks stopped here, too... but if you're making $20 a day, that sure beats my 50 cents! (after taxes *G*) ROFL @ cemetary raising its prices....

Anytime you find yourself naked and hungry, c'mon over for some suthern comfort! *G*

Lucie
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3 posted 2000-01-07 07:52 AM


It just doesn't make any cents does it Toe? I love the poem.. But I'm loving the picture more.
Toerag
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4 posted 2000-01-07 07:59 AM


Thanks ladies...yall are all so sweet...Yep Lucie....I'll bet you'd know me anywhere now wouldn't ya?....

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 01-07-2000).]

whiskey
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5 posted 2000-01-07 09:44 AM


Great picture Toe lol  
Excellent poem , Money there just is never enough

Toerag
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6 posted 2000-01-07 09:44 AM


Yanno ladies?....If yall want to meet for lunch.....I'll take the rag off?....Show me yours I'll show ya mine?....
Pepper
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7 posted 2000-01-07 09:55 AM


lol....love your pic Toe..
lol.....on the poem too!!  

LngJhnAg
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8 posted 2000-01-07 10:01 AM


LADIES!!!! DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!  That foot is way-y-y-y-y too clean to be Toerag's.  I'll bet he paid a day's wages for a model to sit in for him.  Either that, or Toerag's sex change operation was one of those necessary head-to-Toe jobs.

As for the poem, I loved it.  You're all class, Toe.

Denise
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9 posted 2000-01-07 10:20 AM


ROFL! You are a surprise a minute! I, for one, would pay top dollar for your wit!


 Denise


Lorelei54
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10 posted 2000-01-07 10:50 AM


Having to put my 2 cents worth in as well...great poem and great picture.  My question is..where did you find it?  or did you take it?
Marilyn
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11 posted 2000-01-07 11:19 AM


Hey Toe...Great to see you. I never realized how sexy a Toe can be...lol.

Great poem my friend. If you ever find yourself in need you just find your way to my place and we'll make sure you have a good meal and a warm place to sleep.  

Corinne
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12 posted 2000-01-07 11:35 AM


Toerag,

I must confess to something. I once started a book, a long, looong time ago, called the "Missing Toe Tag,"  a gruesome murder mystery thing involving switching identities that was really pretty awful.

Seeing your picture (curiosity about about foot fetishes aside) reminded me of this.  Gee, if I ever did finish that book, this picture would look smashing on the cover!  Think I could borrow your foot?

Yes, the cost of living sucks, especially in California, where I live. Anyone got any suggestions for a better place to live?  Paradise on a dime?

Nice poem, you have a great sense of humor, sir Toe.

Corinne

Martie
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13 posted 2000-01-07 11:42 AM


Toe, you are so slender and that dress, just a little risque to my way of thinking. Love your sense of humor and the poem.
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