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Down Memory Lane With Toerag
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Down Memory Lane With Toerag |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Toerag and his wife went back last week To the town where they grew up. They hadn't been there in 40 years Since Toe was a little pup. Toe walked around and smiled a lot As good old thoughts came back. He laid down under the tavern porch And peeked up through the crack. Toward afternoon, they walked a field Quite full and rich with corn. Toe's wife said, "Toe, you see that fence? That's where our love was born." "When we were only seventeen You leaned me on that fence, Made love to me for the first time... And you ain't done it since!" "Let's do it again," she said. "Right now Let's go and reminisce. Take me like that one more time And let's recall that bliss!" Toe leaned her back against that fence And then he dropped his drawers. The sight drove all the cows away And killed a bunch of flowers. So they made love. They started slow But, in no time at all, They went into a frenzy as They answered passion's call. She tore at him! He tore at her! They screamed their names out loud! They scratched and clawed and bit as sweat Poured freely off each brow. This sad display went on and on 'Till, with a final shout, They both fell down upon the ground Completely all wiped out. A small boy had been watching as That whole sad scene unwound Then up the hill he ran to see The geezers on the ground. "Boy, you old folks are something else! You really shook the walls! When you were young, I'll bet you two Were like wild animals!" Toe looked up sadly with his wife Still passed out at his side And said, No, son. Back then that fence Was not electrified!!!" |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
ROFLMAO!!!!! Good one Sir..  A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire! Shannon |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Well... I was just gonna pout and accuse you of working overtime to make me jealous... but how can I properly pout when I'm ROFL????? |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Rotflmao....Great one Dear. The poor Mrs. I guess Toe learned his lesson, always check before you proceed. |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...... ow.. it hurts when I laugh this hard!  |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
ROFG....no kidding....what a picture?...and how come I can't get it out of my mind lolololol |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
Poor toe, I think he's gonna run away again if you all keep pickin' on him..get em suthern! Lol@deer! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer, I'll just wait for toe's response. Great work enjoyed the poem. By the way the picture you left on my machine turned sort of negitive. Don't know what to do to fix it? |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL Electrifying ending! heheheheDenise |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I'm truly "shocked"!!!!! This is terrible! My lightning rod was incredible! And now, Balladeer exposed my "memory" to the world! The nerve of some people! But that's okay, cuz Buzz/Toerag believes in the Golden Rule.....Do unto others as they HAVE done to you!!!!.....Sometimes ya get shocked....sometimes ya get "fried"...you're gonna get your due my friend....LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya gotta circuit breaker?....Hope so.... [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 01-05-2000).] |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Oh my Gawd!! It took me awhile to quit laughing long enough to write a post and now that I'm here I can't remember what I wanted to say. Very funny stuff there Bal!!!! The visuals still linger. Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream. Shawna R. Holder Boise, Idaho |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Bal: ROFL at you two, both as bad as each other and yet it speaks of so much respect and affection as well ...thanks for the laughs and such genuine ones at that.. HUSG Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Sir Balladeer! Now that I've stopped laughing I got to say that was a classic. I was assured Toe would get his in the end, but I never expected that! Terrific! Thanks for the belly laugh my friend. Till next time... a bow to you and yours. |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
o those creamy white thigh shots o toerags in my mind yuh o yuh stop it yuh! |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
ROFLMAO ! Electrified ! Oh,oh, here I go again ! |
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jbouder Member Elite
since 1999-09-18
Posts 2534Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash |
LOL. What else can I say? Jim "If I rest, I rust." - Martin Luther |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Balladeer, I think that you are going to be soooo sorry you made us laugh so hard--or not. This was great none the less. Beware of the revenge of Toe! |
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