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Long Johns Latex Inc. (a funny note to go out on...)
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Long Johns Latex Inc. (a funny note to go out on...) |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia 
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She really had no idea, When she sent her resume, That Long John Latex Inc. Made Condoms to her dismay. The job she really needed, So she settled for the offer, The commission checks, Would certainly, Help her fill her coffer. “Your first assignment”, Long John said, “On your new sales mission, Is to work the new display booth, At the Latex Exhibition .” “Take fifty thousand samples,” Said he, And pass them out for free. “But sir!” She said her voice with dread, “This ticket says carry on only” “Yes” replied he to her chide, “We’re running low on money” “Just take this trunk of samples and put your clothes right in it. There’s room in there for underwear, You’re flights in just a minute.” So off she dashed the ambitious lass, Sprinting through the concourse, Into the gate she clumsily crashed, Her trunk breached by the force. The samples flew, Right through the air, As well did her underwear. The passersby couldn’t help but stare, At the poor lass’s despair. When they spied the contents though, They were shocked well beyond mention, To which she said, “Oh it’s ok.. I’m on my way to a convention.” How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -Marcus Aurelius |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  What a picture you have painted with latex!! Denise |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL.... Yanno... Nan is just gonna LOVE you, Rebel Man! *G* But that's okay... we did tell her she should "be prepared" *G* (though perhaps not quite as well prepared as your hapless heroine! LOL) And I love the poem! *G* |
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J.B.SR Junior Member
since 2000-01-04
Posts 29Seattle area |
GOOD JOB...THANX FOR THE LAUGH.  |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Lmao...The poor lass. Shame on that Sailor for being so tight fisted.  [This message has been edited by Marilyn (edited 01-05-2000).] |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL...that's some convention..*g* HUSG Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn. |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
ROFL..... !!!!A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire! Shannon |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
It's never very practical To carry luggage prophylactical nice ending, LR. |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
ok ok, ROFG....ummmm what convention was that she was going to?.....ROFG.... and if you think I am going to let that thing in parenthesis go by unoticed you are wrong...even if I have to come spank you myself.....finally got you here, you ain't slipping away that easy |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Iloveit: ROFL@Slipping away....must be my mind...*g* HUSG Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn. |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Thanks all... And luvit...I'm running out of stuff... and any new stuff may be limited to the Adult bored...  |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL....oh, so funny. Thanks for the laugh |
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Dreamer_556 Junior Member
since 2000-01-04
Posts 34 |
LOL that's great!! ~*Dreamer*~ |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
adult board? *perk* I don't think I would complain about you being inspired to post on the adult board |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yea, and until he got married and Lorelei explained things to him....he just complained about it being the worst chewing gum he'd ever tried....LOL...great poem here Mr. Hawk, especially since I wasn't in it!!!! |
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