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Justin Thyme
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since 1999-09-13
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Oz

0 posted 2000-01-04 01:28 PM


Y2P

Y2P? Well, that's because
you really  have to go.
Y2B? Well, can't you see?
You're quite alive, you know.
Y2C? It's just because
God gave you 2 blue eyes.
Y4D? 'Cause 39 is
no longer your size.
Y4U? Well, I don't know,
you asked for it, I guess.
Y4R? That Shakespeare dude
he answered that one best.
Y26? Well isn't that because
you want a son?
Y26? HAHA, I mean,
because you want some fun!
4U2? Well that's because
you much deserve it, too!
Y4I? You listen here,
'cause I do just like you!
YI1? Well, that's because
I beat you at your game!
YU1? It's just because
I let you win the same!
Y3D? Well, that's so you
can make a square a box!
Y2O? That's just because
you need some better stocks!
YU8? You're hungry, man,
why else would you do so?
Y2P? Oh golly gee,
I *STILL* have to GO!!!

But Y2K? That one's just hype
and all it did was make me type
this silly poem, there was no glitch --
(but I'm sure that it made SOMEONE rich!)


**********************
sincerely yours and (c)
Justin Thyme, 1/4/2000
aka Leonardo DaVinci
A.R.T.I.S.T.E.
(All Rights To Indefinitely Stay Thyme's Eternally)


hahahahahaha    


© Copyright 2000 Justin Thyme - All Rights Reserved
LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
1 posted 2000-01-04 01:32 PM


LOL - This poem could go on and on - very creative!  I enjoyed it immensely
Meadowmuse
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since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263

2 posted 2000-01-04 01:56 PM


Huh? You mean I spent all those weeks changing all my Y's to K's for nothing??? Sheesh....

Clever rhyme, Mr. Thyme

Dear LadyClaire


Dreamer_556
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since 2000-01-04
Posts 34

3 posted 2000-01-04 02:43 PM


*laughs*
That's a classic! I loved it!

~*Dreamer*~

Denise
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4 posted 2000-01-04 04:40 PM


Very clever! I enjoyed this! Hillarious!  

 Denise


Severn
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since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704

5 posted 2000-01-04 05:02 PM


rotflmao!  

 ...I am not a painter, I am a poet... F. O'Hara

Justin Thyme
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since 1999-09-13
Posts 216
Oz
6 posted 2000-01-04 06:01 PM


Thanks, you passionate poet people, you! Hey Severn, where did you find that quote you use in your "signature"? Too funny... reminds me of what I always say--

"I am not a poet, I'm a painter!"

signed,

Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci


Justin Kace
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since 1999-09-13
Posts 82
Oz
7 posted 2000-01-04 06:50 PM


My brother's really Justin Sayne.
He's got some silly code UC -
Justin Kace you hadn't seen
Would someone tell him Y2P?

It's really Justine Uff 4me
And should be equally 4U.
I'm trying very hard 2C
And I hope that Udo2.....



hoot_owl_rn
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since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA
8 posted 2000-01-04 11:51 PM


ROFL....Love it !!!
Severn
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since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704

9 posted 2000-01-04 11:54 PM


Ah - but poets never give away their secrets, and neither do painters as I recall...but anyway, as Frank would tell you - I got it out of a book ~shrug~...but, sadly, I have changed it...(got this out of a book too...)



 '...I want to be free - free to know people and their backgrounds - free to move to different parts of the world...' Sylvia Plath

Bojopy
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since 2000-01-03
Posts 391

10 posted 2000-01-05 12:04 PM


I needed a laugh TY....
simplyYRREHS
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Posts 162

11 posted 2000-01-05 12:04 PM


clever CLEVER C L E V E R

I love this showcase of imagination and fun!

sherry

Justin Thyme
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since 1999-09-13
Posts 216
Oz
12 posted 2000-01-05 06:41 PM


What do you mean, bro' Justin Kace,
you say that you've had Justin Uff?--
This poem I wrote has not a trace
of dumb advice and stupid fluff...

Why am I asking Y2P?
Well, that's because I want to know
but then I answered it, you see,
and now I know I have to go!

So, CU2, bro' Justin Kace
you think that you've had Justin Uff
I'm going now 2PP2
no Y2K to call my bluff

The PP palace does not run
on chips, computers, by the way,
so while I'm off 2PP land
I'll not be scared of Y2K!

Bye bye, ta ta and toodle-oo
Ce soir, JT is leaving you,
'cause Y2K has hit the 'stute
and let us free, now ain't that cute?

            
au revoir... JT, that's me!

[This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 01-05-2000).]

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA
13 posted 2000-01-05 08:01 PM


Ah my Justin friends... so good to know the Y2K did not put you away. As Y2P? That's 2EZ... 42P or not 2P is not the ? but a must or else 1 shall bust!  Take it from me, The Crayon King for I know of things that blow up.  Happy Holidays you 2, or 3, or 4...
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