Open Poetry #5 |
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Beanie Pokemons On Sale Now...(For Dark Angel) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Beanie Babies, Pokemon, Cabbage Patch and Barbies GI Joe and Baseball cards, What the hell's a Furby? Pet rocks are neat, And they don't eat They just lay there, Seldom speak. Stand in lines, Camp there at night, If you butt in, There'll be a fight! Spend six bucks, On a ten cent bear, Full of beans, With purple hair. No Pokemons yet, But a hundred Beanies, No need to fret, Just cash in "CD's" |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
It's not the cash for what it's worth, That makes me so darned fumed, It's what has happened to my girth, From Burgers I've consumed. Now every stinking Tuesday, We have to trade our cards, And eat these stinking kids meals, That are deep fried in lard. (Great work Toe!) |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
And though charity will be served Methinks Ty Warner has his nerve! Pay now to make a call if you Think make more Beanies he should do! His advertising gimmick worked (I still think it stinks of "jerk!") *G* Being still in Beanie haze I shall not join Pokemon craze! Great job, Toe... I love your poem... even as I chuckle over our willingness to follow the herd! LOL. And don't worry, LR... grease on your teeth keeps the flies from sticking to 'em! *EG* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I know what you're saying, It's really a drag, Whoppers for dinner, For the cards that ya have. But just think of the value, Have it your way, A burger and fries, On all those "trade" days. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Ah yes, the latest crave has come, Hear the children squeal out in fun. "Gotta catch 'em all," they loudly shout, As their parents dig the money out. Their eyes dance with hopeful glee, As their parents pay the "Kids Meal" fee. They dump the food and rip into The packaging in search of Pikachu. They wail with ever ascending cries, When they don't get with their fries, A Charizard or a Blastois, Just like they saw with the previous boy. Oh Tuesdays, I greet you with great lament, When I think of all the money spent, On food that is quickly forgotten, By greedy children who are spoiled rotten. Pokemon, you'll get your due, When parents arise and come for you. You've driven each of us insane, "Gotta crush 'em all" will be our refrain. |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
At least that's one night When you know your plans No need to ponder At a pantry of cans. On Tuesdays, no question! You know what to do Go to BK and bargain For that Pikachu! At least those of you with kids have excuses... besides an inability to grow up! *G* I'm still giggling at the priceless look on my Dad's face when I got Beanie Bear Wallace for Christmas! LOL [This message has been edited by suthern (edited 01-04-2000).] |
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jaxjoy Member
since 1999-12-14
Posts 112Texas |
Beautiful imagery, very fluid like and classical. just kidding!! ![]() |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Cute! ![]() Denise |
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