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Mistaken Identity.....An old one from one of the forums? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
One day at the Pearly Gates, As Saint Pete was getting older, Jesus happened by-by fate, And Pete said "Would you take over?" "I need a break to stretch my legs, Would you watch the gate for me?" Being the kindest man that ever lived, He said, "Sure, take a break old Pete." A moment later came a man, Quite old and shedding tears, Asking about his long lost son, He hadn't seen in years. Jesus said, "Well tell me sir, About this missing lad?" The man said he's quite unusual, With the "scarring" that he had." He said, "It is my son you see, He has holes in his hands and feet," Jesus stood back and said with glee; "Father dear I'd wondered, when again we'd meet." The man looked up with tearful joy, Said, "I can't believe it's true, Are you my one and only son? Pinnochio...Is that you?" |
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SEA 
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
My Dearest Toe, you got my puddin!!!  Good grief, just as I was gettin all teary eyed, I started laughing! You are great at this! -SEA |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I love this one more on every read, Toe!!! I get weepy-eyed, then laugh... then laugh at myself for getting weepy-eyed... and enjoy every emotional moment! *G* |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
You are the king of the surprise ending, Toe! You got me on this one, too! Denise |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
You do amaze LIz |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Darling: Wouldn't it be wonderful to know in advance how we would all be greeted...hmmmm, or in my case sent away..*g* HUSG The grape passes through the press to yield wine. Your life must pass through the press of passion and pain to yield the wine of wisdom.. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
RG: I don't think there's any doubt how you or Toe will be greeted... God will have his arms open wide with welcome for sweet Toe... and a whole host of angels will be wondering how you managed to steal their halos! *G* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
VL....surely you jest?.....Good grief...if you get turned away....then I'm gonna burn like a joint of old Mexican reefer!!!!!!!!! |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
LOl...This was great Toe! Just what I needed today. Gonna join us in the humour wars?  |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I can see it now! I'm sure you'll be right there taking names and passing out the Angel Food Cake!!  |
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