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Is Today Your Anniversary?...Repost
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Is Today Your Anniversary?...Repost |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Is today your anniversary? Well from the bottom of your heart, Show your love how much ya care, And head out to K-mart. Let your honey pick out a card, One that she'll adore, Read it and then put it back, (you'll save two bucks or more) The ya just wait patiently, For a sale to be announced, Maybe a "Blue Light Special!") On a bra or wool night gown. Then take her out for supper, A dinner just for two, Maybe a double-meat Whopper? It's really just up to you. Then swing on by the graveyard, Flowers are always nice, Grab a bottle of Ripple, (It's quite tasty over ice). Tell her how much ya love her, Then get passionate with your mate, "Get outta your clothes immediately" Before the kids awake! Yassee?....Some of us guys are still quite romantic yanno.... [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 01-28-2000).] |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
How about a single rose, a table for two, a poem instead of a card(that's also free), and a kiss. That would do just fine I'm suggesting this for you and your lover. See, I just happen to know what women like Liz |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Lizzie.....ya mean I've been going to all this trouble for nuthin?.... |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Toe, your one special kind of guy. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, I think your making all the right moves even if she doesn't. Funny |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Just don't forget that Colt 45 Malt! LOL. Thanks for bringing this one back around, Toe... it doesn't just bring smiles, it causes giggles. *G* |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Now what would make this anniversary picture more perfect than if it happened to be on Sunday for the Titans / Rams superbowl game??? Ya missed a real opportunity there pal -- you're slippin man!!! ROFLMAO |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Interesting, that Sy would go for the blue light special and a cemetary carnation. Both of you are going to find your dreams just blowin in the wind Liz |
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simplyYRREHS Member
since 2000-01-03
Posts 162 |
ROFL....You, my dear friend, are tooo much! Glad you reposted this one, 'cause I sure needed it. Yanno ~ this sounded all too familiar, as my last anniversary present from the ex WAS from Kmart (hehehe)...and a great reminder as to why I'm better off without his 'romantic' abilities. LMAO! Thanks for the smile!  Sherry oh ~ graveyards are very nice, by the way! "The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved only by the most delicate handling. Yet, we do not treat ourselves nor another thus tenderly." ~Henry David Thoreau |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL Thanks for reposting this gem, Toe! |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
yanno Toe.. yesterday I was feeling mighty unfriendly toward a certain spousal figure in my life. I probably woulda been happy with a K-mart special.. I was gonna do my wifely duty and make him suffer.. but hell considering where he is... what could I do that would be any worse then that..hehhehee... |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Dear Toe, Well, now Toe, what can I say, but women just don't like it that way! As a matter of fact we really don't care, just write songs of love and take us there. Get on your knees, whisper sweet words, sweep us off our feet,KMart's for the birds! We don't want burgers, but love and passion these never ever go out of fasion! So, if you want to show that you care, give us all your love, if you dare! Moi Moi Moi |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
LOL - well, now - look at it this way... At least they're HAVING an anniversary...  |
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