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LongJohn, Toerag and Balladeer's Terrible Fate
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LongJohn, Toerag and Balladeer's Terrible Fate |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston 
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Today I needed something to make me laugh. This did it. Poetry is my salvation. (sorry guys... hehe) Longjohn, Toerag and Balladeer went to sail the foreign seas. Leaving on a big boat throwing caution to the breeze. They traveled far and landed on an exotic foreign shore. In a land with different customs like they’d never seen before. They wandered through a village where they saw some pretty girls. Bathing in a marble garden in a bathtub made with pearls. And being just the men they are, moved to take a closer peek. Looking closely at the lady’s never noticing the Sheik. Well the lady’s were in a harem and the Sheik owned all of them. He was not real happy they’d been seen by these three men. The sheik stood by and listened as they each made their confession, then said "you’ll lose your manhood in ways that mirror your profession." Balladeer was called forth and asked to claim his work. He told him "I’m in pest control, kill rats and roaches where they lurk" The sheik then called some Harem girls and Deer yelled and grabbed his lap. He was quickly bound and taken to the nearest rat trap shack. Longjohn stepped up and told the Sheik "computer’s are my game." The sheik turned and called some girls and they took him just the same. He then told poor Longjohn "man, you don’t have much to lose to me." What you have there in your pants right now "IS" a virtual reality. Well now it was poor Toerag’s turn to face this evil Sheik. He was smiling broadly to himself when he stepped up to speak. "Your gonna lose your manhood I do not think you understand" Toerag chuckled "yes I do.. I’m a lollipop salesman." [This message has been edited by Lucie (edited 01-27-2000).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
This is great, Lucie... thanks for the grins... and three cheers for my favorite lollipop salesman! LOL |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
Ha ha Suthern guess no one else thought it was funny..  |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFLMAO....wise is our man Toe I believe  |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
Too cute Lucie..I think I needed the laugh myself! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LOL.....nicely done Lucie.....Yanno, it would be just my luck though that the damn Sheik would be a sucker........ |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
This was excellent,LOL |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Yanno what I really like about this board so much better than that other one is that over here nobody does stuff like this to me... ROFLMAO -- Toe -- My kids always bite lolipops man -- you may yet be in trouble... Thanks for the giggle Lucie!!!! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Lucie: It's just as well you can't hear me laughing then..*g* HUSG Feed your dreams with love... |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Lucie, Funny and well done but I've heard that one before. Yet it's still funny and you did it well. Sy |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Funny stuff here Luc... Your's is the first I've read having recovered from that mean old bug. Thanks for the laugh. As for Rebel's comment... my kids always chew too. |
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