navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #5 » 5 Funny poems
Open Poetry #5
Post A Reply Post New Topic 5 Funny poems Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
Master
Senior Member
since 1999-08-18
Posts 1867
Boston, MA

0 posted 2000-01-26 04:22 PM


PS: Don't take these too seariously.

1) I stood beside her, looking fine
Although as hopeless as it seems,
She dreamt three years of being mine
My looks had justified her dreams  

Her eyes were burning with a flare
I was the reason for this burning
She gave my chest a hungry stare
And I could understand her yearning

2) The man I see looks like a God
His parents have achieved perfection...
How funny, would you look at that?
I’m staring at my own reflection

3)I could be modest
And reject your praises
But lets be honest
I am the greatest

4) I must confess
I’m blessed with sorrow
As cupid’s arrow
Hit my chest
It fell apart
(No, not my heart--
The cupid’s arrow)

5) (in case you can't figure this one out, it's also about self-love)

How can I love somebody else but thee,
Whose image is reflected in my cup?
For even when my eyes refuse to see,
My dreams displaying thee will never stop!
How can I live abreast of my desire,
And hear that heartbeat echo as my own?
When from within, there burns a sacred fire,
How can I love and be as cold as stone?
Oh, lengthy hours, teach me to ignore,
So I may look upon him with no feeling,
So I may gaze into the cup and not adore
The beauty of the man who’s so appealing.
How must I live against myself opposed?
Consume my pride?—Oh, I’ll be overdosed!



© Copyright 2000 Andrey Kneller - All Rights Reserved
Toerag
Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a
1 posted 2000-01-26 04:28 PM


I DO HAVE A TWIN!!!,,,,,Nicely done Master, and I'm sure it's all true...right?
Master
Senior Member
since 1999-08-18
Posts 1867
Boston, MA
2 posted 2000-01-26 05:04 PM


Well if you're my twin, then I wouldn't been suprised if it was true!
Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

3 posted 2000-01-26 08:17 PM


Wonderful, Master! Very enjoyable! I take it that you like yourself...hehehe  

Denise

Master
Senior Member
since 1999-08-18
Posts 1867
Boston, MA
4 posted 2000-01-26 09:45 PM


Hahhh... what gave you that idea? LOL
Post A Reply Post New Topic ⇧ top of page ⇧ Go to Previous / Newer Topic Back to Topic List Go to Next / Older Topic
All times are ET (US). All dates are in Year-Month-Day format.
navwin » Archives » Open Poetry #5 » 5 Funny poems

Passions in Poetry | pipTalk Home Page | Main Poetry Forums | 100 Best Poems

How to Join | Member's Area / Help | Private Library | Search | Contact Us | Login
Discussion | Tech Talk | Archives | Sanctuary