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The Colonel's Secret Recipe
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The Colonel's Secret Recipe |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Food can be erotic, Gotta have it to survive, Ain't no need to diet, Even if it's fried. Like Kentucky Fried Chicken, It's "finger lickin good" That may not be what you're lickin' Before ya pick your nose ya should! First ya eat the breast, And the thigh drips off your chin, Then ya got a greasy box, To stick your bone back in! |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Toe, I'll never look at KFC the same way again. This should be in adult too. Do you think ordering KFC will set the mood. Parker |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... I love it! *G* Ya busy for lunch, sweets??? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Adult? Whatever for?.....Ya mean...ya don't like "chicken?".....I guess it would depend where your mind is....LOL....and everyone knows my mind is always pure and innocent.. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Absolutely. (nodding sagely) Our very own resident saint! *G* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Okay! So I shouldda posted this on the teen board after lunch?...So crucify me?....LOL |
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Bad Boy Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 78 |
Toe? I think your lookin for love in all the wrong places  A greasy box?lmao I don`t know how the heck you come up with this stuff. Nose pickin,sex,and greasy chickin all in the same poem?? You have one hell of an imagination.   The Devil Made Me Do It. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Bad boy..well yassee....I've been heavily medicated on something most all my life...from the late sixties till now....I've never had a hangover cuz I've never stopped drinking?..And I've never had withdrawels cuz I've never stopped buzzing...I sent ya some of my awful stuff....don't know if ya got it, (poems of sorts that is)....but you wouldn't imagine how my mind works sometimes....(or how it doesn't?).....Marijuana won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya......LOL....(Just kidding, haven't had any in many years.....)....... |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Finger licken, nose picken, greese chicken. Sounds sane to me. what are they all talking about? Maybe putting the bone where it belongs? Whats wrong with that? Enjoyed the poem. |
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Bad Boy Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 78 |
Yea I got`m Toe.Thank`s You should Repost them for all the new people to read. Some of your work might come across a little twisted but I think that`s what make`s them so damn fun to read They all show your talent as a writer,well most all. Thank`s for all the laugh`s. The Devil Made Me Do It. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
I see you been busy buddy ol' pal! The title had me laughing and the inside was even better! LMAO!! <*\\\>< Where there is faith, there is love. Where there is love, there is peace. Where there is peace, there is GOD. Where there is GOD, there is no need. Hallmark |
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HelmutB Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 964Canada |
ROFLMOA Is that good enough and clear as a reply I really loved this one The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools. |
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