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A Peacemaker's plea for 'Deer and Toe
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A Peacemaker's plea for 'Deer and Toe |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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It isn't fun to sit quietly by, While tears are pouring from my eyes, Thinking of my friends in the fray.... (Somehow seems to make my day.) Balladeer, with his new style, As usual makes the ladies smile. And suthern, too, I might add, Seems to be somehow glad. Poor ol' Toe, with face so long, Has been rebuked for his wrongs. Regardless, though, Toe's still game... (psst, Toe. 'Deer says you're in 1st Grade). These two poets in their war, Make us sad like ne'er before. Toe with his off color wit, 'Deer with his rewsponse to it. We want you two to stop this war, We don't want you fighting anymore. (psst, 'Deer. Toe says you will get yours.) (psst, Toe. 'Deer says you write real poor). Blessed are the peacemakers, I've been told, That's why 'Deer should make peace with Toe. And, Toe, my friend, you should too Make peace with 'Deer as I would do. Now come on boys, please shake hands. Show us you'll give peace a chance. (psst, 'Deer. Toerag said you write real bad.) (psst, Toe. 'Deer says he'll kick your a**.) Please heed my call to end this feud, We in Passions love both of you. (psst, Toe. 'Deer says he'll run you off.) (psst, 'Deer. Toe says you're always soft.) Heed this plea from old Long John, We fear for you if you go on. (psst, 'Deer. Toe says you love young sheep.) (psst, Toe. 'Deer says you're in trouble deep.) |
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fc Member
since 2000-01-18
Posts 130 |
[email protected] master of irony and humor...but lol a peacemaker? I think not  |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
LOL@rewsponse!! Poor 'Deer, writes with such grace and elegance...spells one word wrong and gets trounced!  Thank God for you all, and the laughs and smiles you give us.  (poem wasn't too shabby either)  May I never be too busy to help another's load, Then I'll be drinking from the saucer 'cause my cup has overflowed. --Author Unknown |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
Now Long John, your being naughty again...me thinks we'll call you instigator, but a good one at that!!!!LOL@your peacemaking- friend!!! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Um.... LngJhnAg... I'm gonna suggest to the highest authorities in the land that you should be a Peacekeeping Regulatory Engineer.... Whatcha think??? We can get you clearance for that, can't we????? |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
I think there may be a Nobel prize here somewhere... |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hey LJA... you ever think about working for the United Nations? You could be a front line peacekeeper in say places like the Middle East... India & Pakastan... the defucted USSR states... All the hot spots! Yep, you would be my man of choice for world peace. And on that forum you might even run for Miss America or Miss Universe. Just remember the wave... its elbow-elbow, wrist-wrist. |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
LJA, your "peacemaking" sounds more like "Piece-making"...as ever I've heard! Now, if ONLY 'Deer and Toe will respond accordingly... Sunshine Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LongJohn, after waxing so eloquently on this subject, I do agree that you are truly one of the great pacemakers of our time! I, for one, will be glad to bury the hatchet. (Hey, Toe! Put your neck on that block of wood for a sec, ok, pal?) |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
With peacekeeping like this the 'wars' will never end.....and we wouldn't have it any other way!! Denise |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL...all I can say, is I'm glad you don't work for our defense department |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL, if these two were ever at peace it could become boring around here! Glad to see your return around here, you were missed! <*\\\>< Where there is faith, there is love. Where there is love, there is peace. Where there is peace, there is GOD. Where there is GOD, there is no need. Hallmark |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Thank you, all my fine friends. Your responses were very much needed today. They made me laugh and smile, and that is a very special present, indeed. |
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Echo Rhayne Senior Member
since 1999-09-17
Posts 1495Canyon Country, CA |
If 'Deer and Toe did stop this feud What on earth would all us do without the laughs they bring to us I for one would have to fuss So Toe I heard from 'Deer you smell And 'Deer, Toe said that you can't spell You all can call me an instigator but they CAN'T stop this now OR later ~*~ ^i^ ~*~ Love is such a lonely art, and death is but a taste. Minds are merely instruments that often go to waste! ~*~ ^i^ ~*~ |
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One Who Understands Member
since 2000-01-20
Posts 251Cedar Rapids, Iowa |
You guys never fail to amaze me |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
ROTFLMAO @ Ruth..... I'm such a wench... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Ahhh, sailor... wasn't "peacemaker" a term for the quick guns of the Old West? *G* Are you sure you're not a divorce lawyer? LOL. Good job... thanks for the grins! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Belle - thanks for that grin - I was afraid you might side with Toe AND 'Deer and come after me. Them I can handle - you I can't. I responded to your Fenster poem. I hope it gives you a smile. You know me and cats, so the theme of that poem is really quite rare for me. |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LngJhn...you're a peacemaker extraordinaire....ROFL... |
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