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14,000 Things to be Happy About (#9)
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Ted Reynolds Member
since 1999-12-15
Posts 331 |
THE POSITION OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU BITE INTO A TACO (Hey, I didn't come up with this particular list of "happy things", and sometimes it confuses me as much as it must you. But here is how I rose to this current challenge.) The position of your head when you bit into a taco Is sort of like the relationship of Gibraltar to Morocco. It's not exactly like when you're tackling an enchilada -- if anything, I find the latter feat just a trifle hada. And as for carrying out the operation on burritos, You just have to chomp ahead full speed, and damn the torpittos. (Thank you, Ogden) |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
hehehehehehe....funny one, Ted! Denise And slight is the sting of his trouble Whose winnings are less than his worth; For he who is honest is noble, Whatever his fortunes or birth.~~~Alice Cary, ~Nobility~ |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Yep - and if yer head ain' jist right... yer in big trouble.....  |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
This is funny....made me smile....Thank You!! Take Care Bridgette |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Is that why the tomatoes always fall in my lap. Cute! |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Just when I was thinkin' of going down the street to Taco Bell!! Very funny and still laughing. Thanks for the mood lifter... Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream. Shawna R. Holder Boise, Idaho |
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