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Searching For A Soulmate
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Searching For A Soulmate |
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Tarzzan New Member
since 2000-01-14
Posts 7Deepest, Darkest, Africa |
Looking out from my jungle apartment, Over my wildlife kingdom, I could really use some excitement, Wish a young lady would swing in. I've cleaned up the place with some palm leaves, No elephant dung in the yard, And cleaning up after Simba, Is becoming a little too hard. I cut down twenty large trees, Constructed a 40 by 40 foot box, Can't house train my elephant, Nor my lion named socks. That's why I need a soul mate, House cleaning's becoming a chore, I'd shower her with sweet fruit and dates, Who could ask for anything more? I'd give her a lovely new wardrobe, Fig leaves in all shades of color, Bug eaten leaves for negligees, And a cave in the back for her mother. [This message has been edited by Tarzzan (edited 01-14-2000).] |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Entertaining and clever! I enjoyed this Tarzzan! Check your email for a special welcome! Denise And slight is the sting of his trouble Whose winnings are less than his worth; For he who is honest is noble, Whatever his fortunes or birth.~~~Alice Cary, ~Nobility~ |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I like the humor! *S* Welcome to Passions! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
You Tarzzan ... Me change name to Janne ! Where BOY? Tarzzan make funny.  Janne not do windows or elephant boxes.  Janne like 'swinging' on vines through trees to the mall.  LOL ! *Just Plain Janne* ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL@cave in the back for her mother...*g* HUGS Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn. |
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Bbuzz Member
since 1999-12-17
Posts 76Washinton State |
You don't want a soulmate. You want a soulteam or tamesoul. LOL LOL . What a hoot. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hmmmmm.... Tarzzan! Welcome to PIP jungle... you have nice house... nice pets... and fine taste in fig leaves... What woman could resist? Good luck in search. |
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HelmutB Senior Member
since 2000-01-06
Posts 964Canada |
Welcome man of many animals and less words. Well I think..this ain't right and true funny it is and I like to read more form you Looks as thou you have some volunteering Jane's (just kidding, don't sent Simba after me )Well done and yes funny...why not lol< !signature--> The ability to describe life with words is similar to painting a picture; both can be powerful tools. [This message has been edited by HelmutB (edited 01-14-2000).] |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Tarzzan, that was so good and funny, great introduction for you. "Bug eaten leaves for negligees, And a cave in the back for her mother" These two lines almost made me roll of my chair. How come mother get nice cave and you get box? James |
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Eloise Senior Member
since 1999-11-27
Posts 1096Wyoming |
Good one Tarzzan. Enjoyed this one. Welcome to Passions. Oh, and good luck finding her.  |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
Thank you for the Ha Ha, and welcome to passions, we can always use the humor! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Tarzzan baby swing over here I've an urge to clean your place But leave my mother out of this her drinking is such a disgrace! Why only last week she was swingin' with George of the Jungle, y'know! When I woke up the next day She was married to a man named Toe! |
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whiskey
since 1999-12-28
Posts 1278Australia |
Tarzan this is very good , thanks for the laughs , Welcome to passions |
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Miss Behavin' Member
since 1999-06-16
Posts 84 |
Ooooooooooohh.... Tarzzan.... A soulmate, you say???... Sounds intriguing... Mom and I will swing right over... But do you really think I need a new wardrobe? These ole Rags are just sooooooooo comfy...   [This message has been edited by Miss Behavin' (edited 01-14-2000).] |
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kitkat Senior Member
since 2000-01-11
Posts 878Nova Scotia |
This was very hilarious. Looking forward to read more |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
ROFL Oh Jeeze - I'll send you a photo of my ex, tarzan - she likes to swing from the trees, ought to be right up your alley....lol Michael |
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Rus Bowden Member
since 2000-01-13
Posts 139 |
Hi Tarzzan, This is hilarious! Love the ending especially. Rus |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Me thinks I would need a bit of vine swinging as excersize before I could fit into a fig leaf, specially one with holes! hehe  < !signature--><*\\\>< Where there is faith, there is love. Where there is love, there is peace. Where there is peace, there is GOD. Where there is GOD, there is no need. Hallmark [This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 01-14-2000).] |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
well, i was yours up until the fig leaf part...lol "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
There;s only one man in the world who would try to rhyme kingdom with swing in. You hiding from me, boy? |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Tarzzan this is truly funny. Now we need a Jungle Jane in passions. James |
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SnglDad Member
since 2000-01-08
Posts 115Seattle area |
Welcome Tarzzan and thanx for the laugh If you end up with any extra Jane`s will you can send to my cave. Mine ran off with George of some jungle. |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
This monkey is into some big time monkey business. Very funny and well done enjoyment. |
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Nate Dogg Senior Member
since 1999-11-15
Posts 1658Georgia, Fulton |
Wow. Tarzzan, I love your poem and your style is very humorous and unique! Welcome to Passions! Nathan |
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