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LoveBug

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0 posted 2001-06-18 12:00 PM

I was watching "The Weakest Link" tonight, and one of the questions was "Which North American country became independant from Spain?" The guy's answer:

Canada!!!!!!

Ok, my question is, what is the stupidest thing that you have ever heard come from the mouth of a human being?

"Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel."-Machiavelli

Spice
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1 posted 2001-06-18 12:11 PM

"The light is red! Go!"

Poet deVine

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2 posted 2001-06-18 12:12 PM

It was my mouth and I said:

"Sure I'll move to Arizona, it can't be THAT hot!"

Dopey Dope

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3 posted 2001-06-18 12:57 PM

Recently me and my friends were in line to go to the movie theatres.....LONG line....the line contained so many people they could fill 2 theatres *which they did*, but we thought all those people were for one theatre.
So I said:

Javier- "They oughta just put all the fat people in first and then we can sit on them...cuz they'll just end up piling humans eventually. Might as well put the heaviest on the bottom"

and then my friend who's a member here (crash&burn) said to me...and this was completely odd

Jorge- "Well then we better eat a lot of ice cream"

Suddenly he wanted to become fat....

serenity blaze
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4 posted 2001-06-18 01:06 AM

Well, it's not the dumbest thing, but the first dumb thing that came to mind...

My brother had taken the boat and came back with a large haul of shrimp, so the family was gathered together to "de-head" the shrimp for freezing. As we sat there, plucking shrimp heads from shrimp bodies, My brother paused and looked at the two piles and remarked,
"At this rate, we'll end up with more heads than shrimp!"
I could only look at him and grin in reply:
"THINK about that, will ya?"

And just for the record, not one of us that night came across a two-headed shrimp!

catalinamoon

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5 posted 2001-06-18 08:46 AM

My stupidest remark was "Let's move back to New Hampshire"
Someone else "My feelings have changed

anonymousfemale
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6 posted 2001-06-18 10:04 AM

The stupidist remark I have ever heard someone say would have to be, "What came first, Jesus or the dinosaurs?"
It was hilarious but incredibly stupid.

Just because I hear voices doesn't mean I'm crazy...SHUT UP IN THERE!!!

PhaerieChild
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7 posted 2001-06-19 12:36 PM

I think the stupidest thing I heard was when I saw the Pacific Ocean for the first time and my boyfriend at the time had said, with awe in his voice, "Look at that....the Atlantic Ocean." To this day I don't what he was smokin'.

How can you save me?
When the dark comes right in and takes me,
from my front walk and into bed,
where it kisses my face and eats my head. Shivaree

White Wolf
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8 posted 2001-06-19 02:33 PM

This is one of the stupidest things I have heard and it came from my own mouth. "I want to be with her. I can't be myself when I am with her because I know that she will want to be with me." Ok maybe not the stupidest thing I have heard but the actions it describes are. Oh well we all make mistakes, thankfully this one can still be undone even after ten years.

The White Wolf

If life is just a game, when does it end cause I want to get to what is real.

Dopey Dope

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9 posted 2001-06-20 09:30 PM

Then undo it white

serenity blaze
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10 posted 2001-06-21 12:13 PM

Okay...now I feel compelled to share--dumb statements from my own mouth!

We sat on the back porch, enjoying cool brews and select afternoon breezes--when I spied across the sky--a jet stream of white--vivid and just plain awesome---and I watched it and then...? I said, (in my best Brett Butler imitation) "Damn, baby, that's a big expletive jet."

Just as I said that, a gaggle of children rode by on bicycles hollering:

"Ooh...look at the SPACE SHUTTLE..."

Grin...and that my friends, is a fine example of WHY you should NOT smoke fine, imported tobacco.

(serenity exits, ducking...)

Spice
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Resting in my cardboard box.

11 posted 2001-06-25 01:37 AM

Flipping through the channels today I saw "Michael Jackson's Greatest Moments." on VH1. Being a huge Michael Jackson fan...I ran to my mother to tell her what was on. (Just to annoy her

...She isn't a fan.) "Paint me Lucky!!!," I said.
APPARENTLY....The phrase is "COLOR me lucky"....figures.

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