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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg 
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Ok everyone, you have just gotten an offer from a toy company to create a YOU action figure!!  It can have - 1. One action. (ie - karate chop, etc) 2. Five phrases that it says when you pull the string in the back. Tell me about YOUR action figure.  |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
The action would be a big laugh! The 5 phrases: "not a problem" "what can I do to help" "I'm here when you need me" "Take care" "that's what my last date said" |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
My action would be tap dancing. 5 phrases: "What?! Got a problem with my dancing?" "Dude, no. The mashed potatoes really don't like to be poked that way, ok!?" "So you don't like poetry? Well poetry doesn't like you!!!!" "Yes, Ma'am I would like fries with that" "Stop hitting my TALK button kid!" |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
LMAO@ Javier My action would be a kiss 1)If you have to ask..you cant afford it 2) Momma didnt raise no dummy 3) YES!!! they are real 4) Thank you 5) Elvis is dead |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
my one action....making a face I'd say tie your shoes wash your face is your room clean yet what IS that?! you aren't really going to wear that.....are you?! *have you guessed what my doll is? yep, a mom*  [This message has been edited by SEA (edited 06-02-2001).] |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Er...um... ~shrug~ here goes then... My action would be a killer kick to the head Five phrases: *You gotta problem with my latex? *What, you think a girl can't kick? Watch this then, baby! ~thwack~ *Of course I can fly! *Just because I am sexy doesn't mean you get to complain. *For the last time I am not suffering from delusions of grandeur. I really am here to rescue you. Heh  Super K |
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Romy Senior Member
since 2000-05-28
Posts 1170Plantation, Florida |
Mine would roll it's eyes and say; 1. Not tonight, I have a headache 2. Do I look too fat in this skirt? 3. Can't anybody knock around here? 4. Because I said so. 5. Who's calling this late at night? |
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LoveBug
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Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
This action figure is called "Out of state behavior" My action would be a right hook My phrases: 1. Hi, Y'all 2. Look, I'M WEARING SHOES! 3. I have all of my teeth! 4. I don't date my cousin 5. Well, taste THIS *punch*  "Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel."-Machiavelli |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
My action is to fly. statements Faster than a speeding bullet ok hows this Why? Its too hot/cold/windy (especially for someone trying to fly in peace!) When will I find love?? (taken from the song, but often thought, might as well hum the tune now) |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
hahaha awesome. Mine would be this kid right here.  She'd cross her eyes and stick out her tongue. "Congratulations! You've made a quantum leap!" "Is this water sanitary?" "You want the chicken? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CHICKEN!" "Hippos are large. Large animals can not fly. Elephants can fly." "Color me not amused." "Go outside and use your own eyes. You'll be surprised to see things you've never been taught..." |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
My doll is called Egotistical Brian It would stand in a striking pose in front of a mirror 24-7 (mirror sold seperately) five phrases. 1.God I rule!!!!!!! 2.IF I was any sexier there would be a law against it 3. Do you love me, as much as I love me. 4. You know they were going to put up a 180 ft statue of me, but it had to be scrapped because everyone would spend their whole lifes standing around in awe at it. 5. LOok in the dictionary at the word perfect and right underneath there is a picture of me. "difference between love and comfortis that comfort's more reliable and true |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
LOL@Bri... haha K |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Ok I changed my mind.....Mine would be a Egotistical Brian Killer  |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
Javier an evil BRian Killer. But I am too sexy and cute to die. I am to be frozen and then brought back to life by medical science. I can't afford a cryo unit so I will have to use my freezer at home. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Yes you are right....you are too sexy and cute to die....so we must combine our sexy powers to fight evil.....but first we must be frozen for years until the year 3203 to fight crime. |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
until the 31st century, Javier are you mad??? the world wouldn't last until then. We will be left floating on a piece of rock that used to be civilisation!!!!!! Besides I can't be frozen until then all the beautiful women will be taken and the only available date in the universe will be the 6 tendriled giant slug from Venus, known to her friends as Susan. Written in Venous as "£"342464354527*)9 .£x "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life". Terry Pratchett |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Oh gee brian, how could I have been so stupid......I'm so sorry! till the year 2034, then? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
my action? oh my...somebody save me from myself here! rofl...let's just leave that to the imagination!  phrases...? 1. Are you smuggling cucumbers, or are you just glad to see me? 2. OOOOOOHHHHH... 3. MMMMMMMMMMM... 4. Yes! YES...oh yeah baby! 5. c'mere sexy...press my button AGAIN...  [This message has been edited by serenity (edited 06-09-2001).] |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Brian, that was the best..rofl |
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