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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Ok..let's say you have to put a bumper sticker on your car (I personally hate them on mine). What bumper sticker would you choose (can be a real one you've seen or one you make up)? Something that reflects YOUR personality/life..... |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING I'm like you, I DO NOT put bumper stickers on my car. Just think the guy behind you is reading your bumper and forgets to stop!! |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
I don't put any on mine, but I do collect stickers.....i got one that says "When I grow up I wanna be me" i think that says it all. |
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banburycross Senior Member
since 2001-03-27
Posts 946viginia |
"If you're close enough to read this, you're probably speeding" Sometimes, the things that go unsaid are the only things worth hearing. |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
I don't bumper sticker either, I prefer license plate frames. But if I had to choose, mine would say. (and I'm breaking the rules and putting two) Get in, Sit down, Shut up and Hang on! And the other HANG UP AND DRIVE! ~Sheri "The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first" [This message has been edited by Irie (edited 05-15-2001).] |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
I'm not into bumper stickers too, and I don't have any kids. Too young for that, but I love this bumper sticker......  My kid beat up your honor student "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
We Are Not Human Beings Having A Spiritual Experience We Are Spirit Beings Having A Human Experience ~and~ Central Florida Blood Bank 8 Gallon Donor ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
ok, I do like bumper stickers..... I like ..... Keep honking......I'm reloading...... and Cowboy Up  ( love those cowboys )and one I used to have...... Wrangler Butts Drive me nuts!! there are lots more, but can't think right now.... SEA |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Know Jesus, Know Peace No Jesus, No Peace What'd ya expect?  or Big Bang Theory, God spoke, BANG, it happened! |
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LoveBug
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Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
If you can read this... GET OFF MY...ya know "Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel."-Machiavelli |
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Tamma
since 2000-01-17
Posts 794In His Arms, Harpers Ferry, WV |
WE are the people our parents warned us about! Those girls on TV don't know that being |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
If I had a car, and it had a bumper...I supposed there's really only ONE sticker for me: "My other car is a broom" |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about...? |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Don't elect the Son of a Bush! LOL, I wouldn't have that one, but I did see it on someone's bumper and it cracked me up. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Skyfyre....thats hilarious haha |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
i acually had this one my other car is a piece of crap too. And I cry to the alleyway |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Well, here's one that I've seen. . . Warning: I'm out of estrogen, and I have a gun. . . and, one that I would have. . . Those people who think that they know everything really annoy those of us that do. --------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
If you can read this you're too close  K |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
"Yes, this is considered to be a car" "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
   Did you hear about the woman who was sitting at a traffic signal that had turned green... ( she had a bumper sticker on the rear of her car that said "Honk If You Love Jesus" ).. the driver behind her blew his horn.. she proceeded to stick her hand out the window and flip him off!!... nope,, I don't put them on mine..lol There is society where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar. |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
My mom was reading off a bumper sticker my sister-in-law had bought her to my niece one day. I enjoyed the sticker, but want to make a part of that conversation into a sticker of its own... "Okay, now this says: 'Doing my part to pi... anger... the religious rite.' And what I want you to remember is that when I sing 'Jesus Loves Me' to you, that Grandma loves you and Jesus is just a fairytale." C |
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Lone Wolf Member Ascendant
since 2000-03-16
Posts 5842Lansing, MI USA |
I have always loved this one, although I am against bumper stickers also. But, if I had to pick one it would be . . . MEAN PEOPLE SUCK |
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7 Member
since 2000-04-26
Posts 113Amherst, MA, USA |
I love bumper stickers, but I don't have any that I'm really proud of. I have: I'D RATHER BE HERE NOW FUKENGRUVEN GEEZ if you love HONKUS (get it?) one I saw that I really want is: DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED WITH THE MAJORITY |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
You know, I like the Mean People Suck bumper sticker. . .but. . . that was before I saw this one day. . . No, you suck! Signed, The Mean People LOL ----------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Ha , this thread has been fun..I don't have any, either, but if I did, it would be a mess, as I have so many opinions.. One anti Bush one, first of all I don't care what it says.. "Love animals, don't eat them" (I almost did put this one on, because I really believe it) PS My sister has "My other car is a broom" for real... |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Sven that is just hilarious...who comes up with these?! |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
I don't know Dopey, but I want that job!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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bslicker
since 2000-12-04
Posts 2321state of mind |
I'm not as THINK as you STONED I am. But never put bummper stickers on my cars anymore...... A smile a day keeps the world in smile's. |
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anonymousfemale Member Elite
since 2000-02-02
Posts 2797Limbo |
Be true to yourself...Be selfish. "I'm not a slave to a God that doesn't exist." |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Sven I'm sure you could get it LOL |
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anonymous albert ?
since 2001-03-23
Posts 2979 |
I"M ADDICTED TO PASSIONS IN POETRY!...ARE YOU?  [This message has been edited by anonymous albert ? (edited 05-27-2001).] |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
YEP! hehe |
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Elizabeth Cor Senior Member
since 2000-10-13
Posts 879Over the river and through the woods |
A few faves: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. * It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. * Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. * Give me ambiguity or give me something else. * Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. * Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. * There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. * Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. * 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. * EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later. * If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. * If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. * Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. * Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers. * Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. * If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. AND... *drumroll*... * If only being stupid were painful! |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
Hmm..I may not be exact here, but the one I read recently that I liked was.. Marriage is finding that perfect someone you get to annoy for the rest of your life. I would change it a little like this if I could.... Marriage is finding that perfect someone who will annoy you for the rest of your life. of course..I could have both backwards, but I still liked it! still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
I like the first one by Elizabeth! |
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anonymousfemale Member Elite
since 2000-02-02
Posts 2797Limbo |
I love this one, Elizabeth! "It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you." ~AF~ Know what you want. Become your real self. |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
Figures I'd be the one to like this one Elizabeth... haha.. "If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy" ANYWAY... I can't think of any Bumper Sticker slogans at the moment. BUT! I did see a guy wearing a shirt that said: "This isn't a beer belly- It's the fuel tank for a sex machine" |
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anonymous albert ?
since 2001-03-23
Posts 2979 |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
My thoughts exactly |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Just Say NO! to Sex with Pro-choicers It works both ways, you know.  |
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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia |
Horn broken...watch for finger. You're just jealous cause the voices don't talk to you. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. I took an IQ test, the results were negative. I love cats. They taste like chicken. Men are proof that women can take a joke. Few women admit their age. Few men act it. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Be nice to your kids, they pick your nursing home. Pardon my drivin, I'm reloading. I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back. If you don't like me driving get off the sidewalk. Have a nice day... somewhere else. I gave up trying to escape from reality, they always find me anyway. I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory. A day without sunshine is like... night. Nobody's perfect. I'm nobody. (<--- That one's for Dopes!) Okay, that's all for now... hehehe! I'll come back later, though. |
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