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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
It is against municipal ordinance in a certain Kansas city to molest squirrels. To my knowledge, the ordinance has never been enforced, but our squirrels have been known to be mighty protective of their nuts. |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Um...ummmm...well, to say anything more would land me in the Adult Forum. I like nuts though..cashews are my favorites so I can understand why the squirrels would want to protect them. BTW if you ever need someone to enforce this law, I'm your girl. I can patrol the streets looking for those squirrel molesting, nut stealing varmints.. |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Mike~ Oh, I just love little tidbits like this. Keep it coming, please ! You know I like nuts ! Look who I keep picking for friends ! Oh yeah ... sounds like a few 'nuts' are protective of the squirrels to me !  ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
You Rock, Mike! More Kansas kritticisms, please! Sunny ~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. Helen Keller ~~~ When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ |
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ESP Member Elite
since 2000-01-25
Posts 2556Floating gently on a cloud.... |
LOL@the lot of you!!! Keep em coming, Mike!! Love and hugs, Lizzie  "Poetry is the true expression of my soul, it is my ultimate means of communication. It is my rainbow of delight." |
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MagnoliaBlue Member
since 2000-05-12
Posts 367 |
ROTF...Too funny! Thanks so much for this, Mike It's Sunday and I am working hard, but just had to take a break to read some poetry. I needed the laugh and you provided it very well. Thanks again! MagnoliaBlue ~My Skipper Jim I love you! Your Lady June~ |
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