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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
A friend emailed these to me, and I just had to share the wealth... How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro sinko. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.... Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down? Cause they wore their belt buckle on their hat! |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I liked 'em!!! |
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sweetcollege_girl Senior Member
since 1999-12-03
Posts 872just about where I want to be |
I liked them too! Very funny! ~*~SCG~*~ "Poetry is what makes the invisible appear"-Author Unknown |
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a_little_girl Member
since 2000-05-08
Posts 307San Alejandro, HI, USA |
This is hilarious !! --Little Girl |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
O MAN! |
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Erin Member Elite
since 2000-06-15
Posts 2527~Chicago~ |
LOL These were really good. They all made me laugh. Thanks for sharing!! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL Thanks for the laughs, Nicole! Denise |
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JP Senior Member
since 1999-05-25
Posts 1343Loomis, CA |
What a great way to start my day! Thanks! Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning! Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn. JP "Everything is your own damn fault, if you are any good." E. Hemmingway |
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English Rose Member
since 2000-08-20
Posts 211Berkshire, England |
The silly ones are always the best!!! |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
hehehehee ... --Me YOUR LIFE IS A TEST It is only a test ... If this were your Actual Life, you would have been given better instructions! |
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