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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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first of all i got 4 yahtzees in one game today yeehaw or is that yuhhaw anyway yuh yuh Today is ahem GET TO KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER DAY and they use the word intimate in the same breath so I am thinkin what can I do to get intimate with my customers (I am out of work so durn) If I would have known this last year though getting intimate with my customers could have resulted in the loss of my wife my kids my yacht (rubber ducky actually) and ended me up in the tabloids. What will it cost you this year mateys to ahem GET INTIMATE WITH YOUR CUSTOMERS today? |
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mark woolard Member
since 2001-01-02
Posts 143 |
uhh. . .i ain't sellin' nothin'. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
um... I think I could kiss all my teacher certifications bye-bye...  |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Hm Walt did any tell you that you are nuts?  K(It's rhetorical - no need to answer ~smirk~) Strokes of ink, words, dreams like Waking mountains make intimate conversations With my shadow From 'Words in the Night' by Jeff Geddes |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
i dont have customers to get intimate with.  I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I'm in love with my shadow I admire it daily |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
alas! by the time i get undressed their fires are all doused.......... Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
JAMIE! |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
rofl!funniest thing i've read in a long time... thanks walt! |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
LOL...I think I would at least get to keep my dog....but if I were to get intimate with our customers [we call them clients...] I could probably not only end my career...but someone would have to take me in! |
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Suzanne Arlene Member
since 2000-10-09
Posts 377Ontario, Canada |
LOL usually is the other way around.They want to get intimate with Me .banish the thought |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
What is it K?... I was merely saying that by the time I doffed all of my personal protective equipment ( as is now the proper term for what we used to call turn-out gear) I had done my duty and put out the fire of my customer.. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I could use more sunshine at my house... You can come here, K... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
What would it cost ME? I don't get it...I thought the customer always paid, up front? WELL THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD, ANYWAY.... |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROLF ... well if you knew a few of my customers, I'd say it would cost me my sanity, LOL!  (and ps Walty ... looovvvve yahtzee, congrats on 4, woohooo, gotta love it!) |
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LoveBug
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Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
2 words: Statutory rape! So much for finding work!  (hehehe)[This message has been edited by LoveBug (edited 01-21-2001).] |
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nona Member
since 2000-03-03
Posts 139Fla |
Perhaps we should call in an "expert" in this area...anyone know a hooker? or will anyone admit they know one...hehe sorry couldn't resist.....nona |
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dreamer1 12 5 24 Member
since 2000-12-11
Posts 150crossing between |
Yeah nona, I know one, she goes to my school.  ....peace as a primary objective is dangerous because it implies that we would sacrifice anything for the sake of it.... Robert Kaplan |
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