Dear Mister Cat; Send $1 Million Clams Fast or the Pooter Gets it!

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X Angel
Senior Member

since 1999-11-07

Posts 1521
Oregon

0 posted 2001-02-14 02:49 AM

Dear Ali;

We regret to inform you that we are holding miscellaneous books, personal items, and a computer for ransom.
If you'd like to see these things alive ever again, we suggest you email 1 million clams asap, or pick them up in person!
Kidding kidding....still gotcher stuff tho Mister Kitty! All safe, sound, and uhm in the same shape as when I got it (LOL after 2 moves!)
*hugs*
~Heather

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West (1892-1980)

Nan

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

1 posted 2001-02-14 06:42 AM

Hang on, Ali - I might still have some clams stuck between my keys here.... Yep - there's some - hanging out between the "Insert" & "Delete" keys... I'll send 'em to ya - we can take up a collection - You're stuff will come back safe and sound - Don't fret!!!!...

Alicat
Member Elite

since 1999-05-23

Posts 4094
Coastal Texas

2 posted 2001-02-14 09:11 AM

And folks, that is trust. See, amid the varied boxes, or perhaps in the steamer trunk...maybe in the file box, there resides my soul, a covered three-ring binder the contains almost everything I've written since 1989, including original drafts of my one-act plays. All in one person's safekeeping. Thank you, Heather, for watching over my soul for me.

Now, I just have one small question. What country is my soul in? With my refund, I plan on finally doing the shipping thingy, but it would help a whole lot if I knew where I would be shipping from........

Thanks again for everything, least of all your friendship, and I truly hope things work out wonderfully 'txixt yourself and Sir Colin.

Alicat, the Persnikitty

X Angel
Senior Member

since 1999-11-07

Posts 1521
Oregon

3 posted 2001-02-14 09:52 AM

Hey Ali yer stuff is funnily enough right back where it started from (I ain't telling ya the town name on here LOL it's too small, BUT if you tap yer red shoes really hard together 4 times Dorothy..oh no I mean...if you think really hard it will come to you...the town yer stuff started in last year with me....*think Ali!*)

so Oregon if'n that was too intense for ya sweets

miss ya!
~H

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West (1892-1980)

Dopey Dope

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Member Patricius

since 2000-08-30

Posts 11132
San Juan, Puerto Rico

4 posted 2001-02-15 02:44 PM

I just thought i'd drop in and mention how great clams are.........they are GREAT!!!!

I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily

Colin
Senior Member

since 1999-06-05

Posts 596
Callington, Cornwall, England

5 posted 2001-02-15 04:07 PM

Isn't that just great?????? I'm allergic to shellfish and she wants a million of the darned things!!!!!!!

ah well, I'll just have to order a freezerload of haggis

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

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