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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London 
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Had to laugh when I read this ... Short and sweet ... A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells ... "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and yells ... " *#*@* !!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road. MORAL OF THE STORY ... 'If only men would listen.'  Now, have you ever heard of anything so ridicules?  [This message has been edited by Rex Allen McCoy (edited 03-06-2001).] |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
ROTFL…that’s funny!  |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Some men only hear with the 'guilt' of their ears. |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Sad but true!!  Dee I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Hahahahahaha that was so funny!!!!!! OMG!!! I'm here in my school library laughing my little tush off. hahaha Wonderful story!!  I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I'm in love with my shadow I admire it daily |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
LMAO "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S. |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
ROFL...while I can't vouch for the truth of this story, I can say it could definitely happen. |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
 When will you men ever learn to listen. |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
I believe the true moral of the story is to watch where you're going all the time when you're driving cause you might end up hitting a nice cute piggy  "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S. [This message has been edited by acire (edited 03-07-2001).] |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
I think the true moral of the story is this: A woman's voice screaming the word PIG at high pitched levels rings a man's brain helpess, and is thus not able to opperate heavy machinery. This is an exmaple of yet another death due to the ways of women. You kill us! I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I'm in love with my shadow I admire it daily |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
Please keep in mind that, even in the wildest stretch of the imagination ... I cannot logistically imagine any man envisioned within this situation ... ... .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . more than ... 2 or 3 times |
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