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Susan Caldwell
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0 posted 2004-07-22 10:47 AM

"Today is a fabulous day for you, Susan. Indulge in all the comforts that life affords you now. Take a break and let someone else pamper you. Share your thoughts with others. Your vacillating emotions are at a high point today and your romantic nature is especially strong. You will enjoy being in a favorable mood for the majority of the day, so let the good times roll. Pick up a musical instrument tonight or go out on the town with someone you love."

This is my horoscope for today and gives good reason to stop reading this crap!!!

"Today is a fabulous day" ~Really?  So I should be happy they want $289 to replace a wiper motor in my truck??  Apparently, I just have the wrong attitude...

"let someone else pamper you"~LMAO in my current mood, are there any takers on that???

"Share your thoughts with others"~so I can enjoy that glazed look in their eyes??

"your romantic nature is especially strong"~ ah...hmmmm...Bob, my mechanic, moved to KY without so much as considering how that would affect me..so yet another man lets me down *sigh* romantic?  that's going to take some work.

I am not musically inclined at all (tone deaf)....ahhhhh.

Do horoscopes EVER say..."Today would be a good day to stay in bed, cause basically everything is going to bite you in the behind"?

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1 posted 2004-07-22 10:48 AM

Yep.

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2 posted 2004-07-22 11:34 AM

I am having the same kind of day..but I expect it ever since I broke that full length mirror...

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3 posted 2004-07-22 12:16 PM

"Your ego could be a little out of control today, Duncan. You might be getting a lot of positive feedback from others, and you could soon imagine yourself to be king of the world! It's okay to feel good about yourself and to take pride in your accomplishments. Just remember, though, that you're not perfect, and that everybody is equal. It's all right to take in the applause. Just remember to share praise with others who also have fine qualities."

See Susan??? You can't really believe these things. Geez....this one actually tries to say that I'm not perfect. And "ego out of control"??? Pfffftttt

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4 posted 2004-07-22 01:13 PM

Well...things are looking a bit better I have decided to track down Bob the Mechanic and tell him how meaningful our relationship was and how betrayed I feel that he up and moved without checking to see if my truck was working alright....

and Dunc?? *sigh* I am so not surprised...

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
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5 posted 2004-07-22 01:37 PM

"Take one last, lingering glance backwards -- and then walk away. You need to put the past behind you, and think about what's really, really important to you now."

Yeah, right!

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6 posted 2004-07-22 02:01 PM

"You have some happy news to share with friends -- and they'll be delighted to help you celebrate. Let go -- which hasn't ever been really tough for you. Have fun!"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

may be....

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7 posted 2004-07-22 02:08 PM

Karilea are you pregnant?? LOL

I love the vague ones...could fit almost anything and anyone...

LOL@Martie

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8 posted 2004-07-22 04:25 PM

Today's Chinese Proverb:
"Mend the pen only after the sheep are all gone."
What does that mean??????

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9 posted 2004-07-22 05:50 PM

Maureen? After having a hemorhoidectomy, and a sphincterotomy--I hesitate to offer my interpretation.

But that stuff I had to drink the day before surgery was nasty!

and Susan? giggles again, the day I tore that hole in there, I swear Uranus was retrograde!

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10 posted 2004-07-22 08:12 PM

ah horrorscopes, there's only one site i'll ever look at, if he's inaccurate at least he does it with intelligence, style or humour so you never feel as bad. he also, wisely, limits it to once a week.
www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes

your sign is cancer right?

Cancer - Is there a lack of money in your life? If so, and you do nothing but whine about it in the coming weeks, your energy levels will decline. If, on the other hand, you develop a plan to pad your bank account -- even if that plan doesn't ultimately work out -- you'll become better looking and your health will improve. It's possible, of course, that you're one of the lucky people whose financial life is thriving. If so, and you do nothing but spend your money on yourself in the coming weeks, your energy levels will decline. If, on the other hand, you share your wealth, you'll become better looking and your health will improve.

Maureen
"Mend the pen only after the sheep are all gone."

Take some time alone to be with your thoughts or don't bother cleaning the house if the kids are still home

shakes head at Karen

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11 posted 2004-07-23 04:33 AM

LOL @ Serenity
that stuff, IS VERY NASTY....lets just say, my stomach said "NO"

horoscopes, hmmm, scares me when they sell those books that tell you the entire year's worth of horoscopes.
Really, if im paying $2 for a years worth of horoscopes...they cant be too darned acurate.

as for those whole zodiac sign love matches..they better invent some new signs, cause i dont seem to work out with any of the existing 12!! LMAO

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12 posted 2004-07-23 10:41 AM

Susan, sweetheart...

if I were....

it WOULD MOST CERTAINLY be from a higher power...

ROFLMAO....

that's the best one I've heard all day!

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13 posted 2004-07-23 12:06 PM

Karen I have not had the pleasure of the nasty stuff nor the uranus stuff...lol...however, I believe you get an award this month for having one of the worst days, torn bum and all...

Raph? Now that is my kind of horoscope...lol...anything that says I will be better looking...well, I am going to give it a shot!!

The rest of you? You're all as nuts as I am...and I am thankful..misery loves company!

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14 posted 2004-07-24 04:59 PM

"Let's be honest. You've never really been the soul of willpower -- and never wanted to be. Explain that -- patiently -- to whoever is trying to 'save' you from yourself."

Ok Susan. I don't know whether to hold on, or let go...What do YOU say?

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15 posted 2004-07-24 08:20 PM

I have an answer for that Kari!

Hold on AND grab for more!!!!!!

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16 posted 2004-07-24 09:33 PM

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17 posted 2004-07-25 02:37 AM

"Your ego could be a little out of control today, Duncan"
After I got off the floor from falling outta the chair laughing, I had to admit, that was a really funny horrorscoop.

And Susan? I never get one that makes any sense, and assume they're always off by a day or so, or else I must live in a not-so-parallel universe.

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18 posted 2004-07-25 10:56 AM

"Hear that rumbling? It's a storm in the making -- and you're going to be the purveyor of that storm. Pay attention to your antennae. They won't let you down."

Sigh. And I was SO hoping for a QUIET Sunday...

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19 posted 2004-07-29 07:12 AM

"A joyful reunion with old friends or family members whom you haven't seen for a long time could take place today. They bring back memories of a time when you felt more secure and more in control of your life"

Finally!!! I am going back to the womb!!!!

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20 posted 2004-07-29 10:09 AM

"If you're in the mood to go out, but are currently still at a loss for plans, don't worry about it. An invitation you weren't expecting will be along, bright and early. Accept it!"

You taking me to lunch, SusieQ?

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21 posted 2004-07-29 10:24 AM

LOL

Sure..where you want to go?

and lets grab Maureen, she needs to get away from people with their own agendas...

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22 posted 2004-07-29 11:09 AM

Where do we want to go? Geez, Maureen, what do you think? Somewhere totally outrageous where no one cares how loud we laugh, how high we kick our heels, or how long we sit and chat...

know a place like that?

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23 posted 2004-07-29 04:43 PM

I do.

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24 posted 2004-07-29 05:32 PM

I feel so badddd..I went and had shrimp scampi for lunch, alone...but enjoyed it.

Hope you all had a good one

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25 posted 2004-07-29 05:41 PM

Maureen, I was just telling the sharons the other day that thing I miss the most about my life before kids was doing just what you did today.

I stomped all over this city, quite often alone.

Funny, I never did have that feeling of self-consciousness that many have expressed about dining out by myself.

and I'm smiling here, because I am so pleased that you did that for yourself today.

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26 posted 2004-07-29 06:47 PM

Ahhh, dining alone... I remember those days! (sigh)

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27 posted 2004-07-30 09:05 AM

"Susan, for the love of god, stay in bed today!! No good will come if you venture outside of the house. You are a danger to others, and should be muzzled."

...and that is what it should say for today.

*sigh*

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28 posted 2004-07-30 10:32 AM

"Others may envy the love you've got in your life, but you know that relationships don't happen by luck. You work diligently. You feed your relationships with new experiences, so they burn on like an eternal flame."

Sigh. The person giving this advice must be affected by the blue moon....

It's truth, however, that no relationship "works" without "work".

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29 posted 2004-07-31 11:48 AM

Hey SusieQ...what do you make of this?

"Faxes, long-distance calls and visitors you didn't expect to see until your next life are on the agenda. Better clear off everything you really weren't looking forward to."

Hmmmm, I better call in all of the reinforcements for this one...Enchantress, Nightshade, Serenity, Janet Marie....what's up with this?

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30 posted 2004-07-31 01:01 PM

"I suggest that you encourage your right hand to get into a wrestling match with your left hand. Let them go at it for as long as it takes for one to emerge victorious. They desperately need to engage in a vigorous dialogue, and the best way for that to happen is in the heat of battle. It's true that while their struggle rages, you may be too preoccupied to worry about the thousand and one questions that are begging for your attention. But I'm betting that many of those questions will be resolved or rendered irrelevant as your right hand and left hand get to know each other better."

OMG, that's mine.  Now, tell me, what kind of day am I going to have???

So far, all I've really done today is sit her and LMAO!!  I'm going to go pull a Lunchable out of the fridge now for lunch.  Anyone for processed bologne?!

Susan, I love this thread!  Hope your day gets better.  .....jo

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31 posted 2004-07-31 05:42 PM

Well, it's true. My horoscope was true today. LMAO!

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32 posted 2004-07-31 05:48 PM

So, Jo, you going to share exactly what happened in the Garden? Hmmmmm????

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33 posted 2004-07-31 06:21 PM

Sunshine -- not really worth it; not much of a story. Just struggling with what I should be doing today....there is so much to do. My right hand won out.... I'm here.

....jo

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34 posted 2004-08-01 10:05 AM

Kari~ Sorry didn't see what you posted yesterday, but my advise would have been to make extra potato salad!!

and Jo? Thanks darlin' my weekend has been very nice!

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35 posted 2004-08-01 10:21 AM

...now that's a line if I ever heard one...I guess I'll have to dig out that red potatoe salad...

"Keeping it all bottled up inside you will only wear you out and cause an ulcer. If you don't express yourself and say what is on your mind, how will other people ever get a clue as to your needs or feelings? Get it out, even if it hurts you a little. Then, at least, they -- and you -- will know what they are dealing with. The more you explain it to them, the more you will be clarifying the matter for yourself. Sooner or later you will get a handle on the situation and put it to rest."

Well, all I can say, is it's about time! LOL...

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36 posted 2004-08-02 04:39 AM

See, if I had a horoscope like that and actually followed through...people would scatter...I would be the lady with all the cats.

For example:  I truly believe there are way too many stupid people in the world.

Did you know, while in Manhatten 4 weeks ago, there was a man, in Times Square, wearing whitie tighties, a cowboy hat, and cowboy boots, playing a guitar??  Now if that isn't enough, picture this, women were putting money in a jar in order to have their picture taken with him!!!

too many I tell you...

(I took pictures as I shook my head...why?  Because I like tangible evidence of stupidity).

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37 posted 2004-08-02 09:37 AM

LOL...so, share the pictures?

Today's horridscope I can live it - it's obtuse enough...

"If you don't have big plans, you can rest assured that you will soon. A surprise missive is waiting. Enjoy. It's spontaneity, not variety, that's the spice of life."

But it does sound "up", doesn't it?

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38 posted 2004-08-02 09:58 AM

"big plans"

hmmmmmmmmm, I was going to ask if they were good or bad...but it said "enjoy".....so I guess that means its good...but I just don't trust the horoscope writing people...they scare me a bit....

and pictures? I have a scanner at home...but someone will have to teach me.......

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39 posted 2004-08-02 10:01 AM

If you know how to scan, then do, and then send me the photo via e-mail, and I'll make sure we get the chance to see what you saw...

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40 posted 2004-08-02 10:32 AM

Will do when I get home.

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41 posted 2004-08-02 04:22 PM

Ah, Susie? You may want to check Announcements someday.

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42 posted 2004-08-03 03:15 AM

Hey, Susan, here's my scope for Tuesday. I am really hopeful it is a lie!

"Reach financial agreements with others. Your pursuits may end up being fruit less. Unexpected bills will be impossible for you to pay."

Doesn't sound very good, does it? Wish me luck.........jo

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43 posted 2004-08-03 04:36 AM

"Your head is filled with passion today, Susan, and you may be feeling a bit more sentimental than usual. The one difficulty with this is that there may not be an appropriate situation in which to express this emotion as fully as you might like to. Try to navigate the waters to a safe place, where you are supported by the people around you. Avoid those who might want to pop a hole in your bubble"

Oh my!!! That just isn't right!!

And all you bubble poppers, stay clear!!!!!

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
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44 posted 2004-08-03 04:59 AM

But, I got up early just to pop your bubbles, rain on your parade...all that!!!
:Ican'tbelievethere'snotayawnsmilie:

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45 posted 2004-08-03 08:17 AM

I think Kit saw this note, dunc, and created it JUST for you!!!!

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46 posted 2004-08-03 08:21 AM

COOL!!!
Where'd ya find him Kari???

Thank you smilie goddess!!!

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47 posted 2004-08-03 08:25 AM

LMAO good maybe she will see mine in Martie's link....

ROTFLMAO

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48 posted 2004-08-03 08:51 AM

LOL... http://kit.netpoets.net/

One of those..."ask and you shall receive..."

when Kit has time, of course! Link her to your request, Susan...she puts it all on a list of things to do.

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49 posted 2004-08-03 08:53 AM

"Don't allow yourself to be pushed or prodded into acting if you're not sure the time is right. In particular, remain immune to family members who'll try to talk you into doing what's best for you."

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

ringing a bit true....

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50 posted 2004-08-03 09:11 AM

Ok it says stay IMMUNE to......talk you into what IS best for you????

WHY????

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51 posted 2004-08-03 10:05 AM

Sunshine..........now, that sounds interesting......hmmmmm. I'm sill praying mine's not right.

Susan -- Mornin' there night owl!

Duncan -- you look pretty cute, there, yawning and stretching.

Kit...if you're reading, that's a cute one.

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52 posted 2004-08-03 10:07 AM

LOL...That's what I saw, as well, Susan. But considering the snail mail I got last night, it really makes sense.

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53 posted 2004-08-03 11:10 AM

huh?

snail mail?

people still send snail mail??

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54 posted 2004-08-03 05:57 PM

Well, my horoscope proved WRONG, thank goodness. Got that bill paid after all. So much for horoscopes! But it's fun to watch 'em and read you ladies -- where'd the guys go? Or is this a sissy thing?

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55 posted 2004-08-04 07:56 AM

"you may just want to stick to yourself at home. No one is going to want to see you frown on such a lively, uplifting day like today. Don't be the downer in the crowd"

Finally!!! They got it right!!!

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56 posted 2004-08-04 10:34 AM

From "the other horridscope" [my daily hasn't arrived yet...]

Play the higher game.

Communicate with your friends. Talk about your goals. Co-operate and people will help you.... Go with the flow. Be creative and sexy. Enjoy top notch professional entertainment.... You're challenged to stay lively and alert. Double-check all details. Buy some recycled paper.... To get more love, develop your grace, charm and sense of values.... Channel your boundless energy.

Possibly, you will learn how much is too much by taking on more than you can handle.... Develop your ability to process technical data. Make an effort to think. Dare to become more intense, novel, complex, original and brilliant.... Reach after spiritual goals. Commission a portrait. Live music brings good luck.... Self-transformation is pivotal.

~*~

Anyone want to sketch my mug?

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57 posted 2004-08-04 10:40 AM

Seriously, that is exhausting...do they want it all done in one day?

'To get more love, develop your grace, charm and sense of values"

yes...because, after all it is all on you...

goodness...

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58 posted 2004-08-05 11:34 AM

quote:
Your fire-sign nature has two sides. One is an energizer; the other is a destroyer. That's the nature of fire -- it can consume and, in doing so, it nurtures the rebirth. You'll be walking a tenuous line.

No kidding...

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59 posted 2004-08-05 12:00 PM

Interesting, just had a conversation with another pipster that said we all die therefore death is in us all..

I disagree...depending on how we believe.

If I believe that my body dies while my spirit is reborn then I do not have death within me....

Your horoscope made me think of that.

Fire, huh?

I am a water sign.

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
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60 posted 2004-08-05 12:04 PM

ARIES...Mar 21-Apr 19....You are a go getter, you'll walk over people to get to the top. You hold others in contempt. You are quick tempered and have no patience, you are a tailhole and a Toerag.

Taurus...Apr 20-May 20...You are a persistant and very practical person. You have unending determination to work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn. You're nothing but a damn communist.

Gemini..May 21-June 21....You are a very intelligent person. You reason very quickly. Everyone likes you, (because you're bisexual) You expect alot and give little..You probably believe in incest.

Cancer...Jun 22-July 21...You are a very caring and understanding individual. In reality you're a sucker for a sob story. You always wait until tomorrow on things you could do today. You're probably on welfare and won't ever amount to anything.

Leo...July 22-Aug 21....You think the whole world should bow at your feet. You think you should be put on a pedestal. Others see you as a pushy moron. Leos like to bully other people around. Your vain and can't stand honest constructive criticism. You are arrogant. Most are thieving no counts.

Virgo...Aug 22-Sept 22...You are very orderly. You like to make logical decisions. Your nitpicking is nauseating to your friends. You have little emotions and are cold hearted..you fall asleep while making love. You'd make a good bus driver or pimp.

Libra...Sept 23-Oct 22....You have many artistic abilities. You can't accept reality.
If you're a man, your likely gay, if you're a woman, you probably work for a Virgo

Scorpio..Oct 23-Nov 21..You're very successful in business....but you can't be trusted. You will be a real big shot because you have no ethics. You're the perfect example of a son of a female german shepard.

Sagittarius..Nov 22-Dec 21...You don't have a pessimistic bone in your body..You're very enthusiastic. You think all life is based on luck since you lack talent. People laugh at you all the time because you're always getting ripped off.

Capricorn..Dec 22-Jan 20...You don't have a liberal bone in your body...You are so conservative you carry toilet paper with you everywhere you go because you will risk nothing. You don't have the ability to do much of anything and you're lazy. Capricorns fart in church and blame it on the poor little old lady next to them.

Aquarius...Jan 21-Feb 19....You are very smart. You have a very inventive mind...You like to be the aggressor when it comes to business...you lie alot...you make the same mistakes over and over again....Everyone thinks you're stupid....You are!

Pieces...February 20-Mar 20....you are a very imaginative person, you are paranoid. You have very little influence over anyone or anything....People laugh at you because you're always trying to flaunt power over them when you have none. Your love life consists of soap operas and animals.

Fecies...Jan 1 - Dec 31.......Very few people fall into this category...Balladeer is the only one I know....and all of the above fit this type person.

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61 posted 2004-08-05 12:09 PM

Toe~

I find these most accurate!

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62 posted 2004-08-05 12:13 PM

Toe, you've no idea how much I needed this...
LOL with you, and at me!

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63 posted 2004-08-05 07:17 PM

Leo...July 22-Aug 21....You think the whole world should bow at your feet. You think you should be put on a pedestal. Others see you as a pushy moron. Leos like to bully other people around. Your vain and can't stand honest constructive criticism. You are arrogant. Most are thieving no counts.

finally!!!! someone understands me!!!!

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64 posted 2004-08-05 08:11 PM

Ron, you tickle me

Me

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65 posted 2004-08-07 06:47 AM

"Something has changed in you, Susan, and you should expect some important changes in your personal life, as well. You are in touch with your emotions. Your impulsive, instinctive side is working at its maximum capacity, and your sexuality is at its peak! You may also learn to master the ideas and images you have inside yourself."

hmmm...this makes me sound like an oversexed, prissy, schizophrenic...

*sigh* everyone knows I am not prissy!

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
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66 posted 2004-08-07 02:00 PM

My horoscope today says:

Anyone who tries to talk you into sharing your dreams, schemes or deeply private feelings is in for a surprise. You're ordinarily quite chatty, but on this particular subject, mum will definitely be the word.

But then again I wrote it!

Just kidding.

Now this one is scary as I am watching the girls overnight

"Possibly, you will learn how much is too much by taking on more than you can handle....Dare to become more intense, novel, complex, original and brilliant....(sure I will get right on that

) Rather than plunging into a bottomless pit, keep your eye on self-transformation.

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67 posted 2004-08-09 08:42 AM

What my horoscope should say today:

"You find yourself unwilling to get out of bed and wish the world would leave you alone. You find your coworkers repugnant and want to put soap in their coffee. Someone needs to put valium in yours"

*sigh* it's Monday....

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
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68 posted 2004-08-09 09:57 AM

Well I got out of bed
not sure if I should have...
but Susan where do you find your horoscopes...the ones I read do not give as deep an explanaton.

Good Morning,
M

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69 posted 2004-08-09 10:31 AM

It's time to have one of those philosophical conversations at the kitchen table -- and you know just who to charmingly coerce into joining you, don't you? Bet you meet with absolutely no resistance.

[Courtesy, Astrology.com]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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70 posted 2004-08-09 11:48 AM

M~
http://www.astrocenter.com

Somewhere in there you can sign up and they send you a daily horoscope..

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71 posted 2004-08-09 12:01 PM

Some enlightening conversations could take place today with a partner, Karilea, possibly romantic, possibly career-related. New methods of operation could come to your attention, possibly involving modern technology that could speed up the process and increase your income. However, bear in mind that some of what you're hearing about may not be feasible for a while, and other ideas may never be practicable. Remember to remain objective and check out all the facts.

~*~
It looks like I still have some talking to do...LOL...

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72 posted 2004-08-10 01:04 AM

August 9, 2004   tomorrow
      Today you might find yourself having to spend a lot of time in the car running around in your neighborhood, Maureen. You may have errands to do and visits to pay, as well as entertainment such as movies or sports events you want to attend. Don't be surprised, therefore, if you spend very little time at home. Some friends, and perhaps your love partner, could accompany you. Enjoy your day.

SO today I ran around in my car to Annapolis area to do an errand and a favor and then later in the evening  went to a movie with a friend...just got home and read this...

M
thank you for the links

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73 posted 2004-08-10 03:59 AM

And I think I managed to find the worst daily horoscope ever:

For today:

Problems with in-laws may cause friction in your personal relationship.

(Oh wow. Without the friction I might not have known there were problems, huh?)

Try not to judge too quickly.

(Too late.)

Arguing won't help.

(Who's arguing?)

and for the week:

You can make financial deals, but it may be best if you're not using your own cash.
(Uh, yeah sure--I agree. Give me YOUR money.)

Expect some flak.
(So you're not going to part with any cash?)

You're best not to get involved in joint financial ventures.
(I'll take that as a "no".)

Travel will be enjoyable but could be expensive.
(Mmm-hmm.

And I can't believe you guys are advertising an IQ test at the top of this page.)

Anybody see any sleep in my future? Sigh.

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74 posted 2004-08-10 06:58 AM

Sleep?

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75 posted 2004-08-10 01:50 PM

A repeat performance of last night's pleasant outcome is on the menu for tonight.

Is it really now?

I spent all day and night with my head inside a plastic wastepaper basket, and you can guess where the my other end was

Boy, this horoscope is some fantastic news.

Plan to have dinner in -- yes, again -- and maybe breakfast and lunch tomorrow, too. Who needs a tan when you've got the right company?

Boy you're a real rocket scientist, I had that already figured out - how much do you get paid to do this again?

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76 posted 2004-08-11 08:24 AM

"There is an active and adventurous side of the day, Susan, which likes to be social and interactive with others"
~Really? 'Cause today I am pretty much of the mind that people in general suck.

"You may find that you have to adjust your attitude a bit"
~Awwww..you think?

"in order to match up with the current that is flowing down the river that you are on. Make sure you have an oar and a life vest handy because it will be important for you to steer, and you want to make sure you have a safety net for yourself in case you fall overboard"
~yep, I am going to drown.

*sigh* another fun filled day ahead folks.

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77 posted 2004-08-11 09:12 AM

And all this time I thought horoscope was something the vice cops used to stake out street walkers....

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78 posted 2004-08-11 09:19 AM

Funny you should mention that...

I saw a "female entertainment" specialist on the corner not far from my house...

She looked upset and all I could think was..
"geez, not going to get much business with that puss on your face."

*shakes head* I often have thoughts that seems so innocent in my head....

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
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79 posted 2004-08-11 11:04 AM

ROFL with TOE...

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80 posted 2004-08-11 02:33 PM

it is 1400...

and already I am treading water with no savior (or life jacket) in sight...

*gurgle*

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
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81 posted 2004-08-11 10:06 PM

October 22...Libra

August 11, 2004
Reclaim control of things that might be holding you back at this time, Ethel. You may find that there is an element of restriction to the day that is keeping you from getting where you want to be. Try as best you can to relax and stabilize your emotions. Interaction with people who are older and wiser is likely to shed some important perspectives on things today. Heed the advice of those who have been through similar situations before.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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82 posted 2004-08-12 10:36 AM

quote:
You've been attracting a rather 'focused' parade of admirers lately, and that isn't going to change anytime soon. This next two, however -- well, they may just be worth your time.

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83 posted 2004-08-12 01:21 PM

I'll email her now...I'm number one...right?

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84 posted 2004-08-12 01:29 PM

LOL....

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85 posted 2004-08-13 07:33 AM

quote:
It may feel as if something or someone is trying to hold you back from moving ahead with your ambitious goals and aggressive nature, Karilea. At first you may be resentful of this ball and chain that is attached to your ankle, but on closer examination, you will see that this hindrance is actually a help. For now it is serving as an important reminder to slow down, and do more thinking and planning before taking action.

I could stick this into serenity's thread...it could be one heck of a clue!

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86 posted 2004-08-13 11:49 AM

And the other horoscope says...

quote:
If you're not really interested, don't turn on the charm -- not even a tiny little bit. If you are, then by all means, go for it. Just be careful what you wish for, because you'll certainly have it now.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...

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87 posted 2004-08-14 07:26 AM

quote:
You may have endless ideas streaming through your head, Karilea, but little patience to see any of them through to the end. Perhaps you are so busy jumping from one thought to the next that you don't take any of them far enough to know whether they are worthwhile pursuing or not. Write thoughts down as they come to you, and go over them later when your mind is in a quieter state.

Now, this makes more sense than one might think!

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88 posted 2004-08-17 08:35 AM

"Today is an excellent day for you, Susan, in which you should easily be able to connect with your higher self. The divine may be talking to you today so listen up and take action on the messages you receive. Your psychic nature is extra strong and your actions should be solid and confident. You are in no danger of saying or doing the wrong thing today, so go for it."

OMG! It's my dream day!!! Nothing I say can be wrong!!!!

::::::::running to go tell the meltdown queen that she is a huge whiner and she gets on my last nerve and to tell my boss he needs a spine::::::::::

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89 posted 2004-08-17 08:41 AM

Mine finally caught up with me...it says, basically...to plan a TRIP!

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90 posted 2004-08-17 09:20 AM

Mine did too....I fell over a root in my front yard...

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91 posted 2004-10-29 08:35 AM

"Issues of love and beauty are apt to be causing you a bit of tension in your world, Susan. There is an anxiety that exists in this part of your life, and it may be difficult to dismiss this from your mind. Be careful of people who are trying to manipulate you by playing on your emotions and taking advantage of your loving, sensitive nature. Remember that it is not your duty to play Florence Nightingale to every person who comes your way."

I could use someone reading this to me every morning for the next 6 months....any volunteers?

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

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92 posted 2004-10-29 09:04 AM

I'd volunteer... except that I'd probably end up reading it to you at the end of each of my night shifts, and that wouldn't turn out very well. It would probably start out alright... and then disintegrate into "Hee hee Florence Nightingale! *POKE*"

I'm exhausted.

You could always email it to yourself every night and read it every morning. Or just stick it somewhere that you'll see it...

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93 posted 2004-10-29 09:16 AM

LMAO *poke* love it.

Here's the other thing, I went out for Chinese yesterday and got my fortune cookie and it had no fortune in it..I am still freaked out over that and watching my back..

*sigh*

pass the prozac please.

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
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94 posted 2004-10-29 09:57 AM

I would read it to you if you would do the same to me...

~smiling~
M

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95 posted 2004-12-23 09:20 AM

"You might also find that many people are clinging to you because they seek the warm nurturing space that your aura provides."

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

:::::shakes leg:::::

get off!!!!

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96 posted 2004-12-23 10:01 AM

quote:
Everyone else is excited for no apparent reason. They shake their heads at your utter disinterest in a current trend. Maybe you're out of step with the masses, but you're on top of the things that matter to you.

Well, yeah...

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