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Congrats, you're pregnant!

Jeffrey Carter

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since 2000-04-08

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State of constant confusion!

0 posted 2004-07-08 04:01 PM

Anyone ever heard this story...?

I once heard about a guy that had to take a urinalysis drug screening for a job he had applied for; he wasn't exactly "clean" when it came to a certain herbal intoxicant so he decided to let his girlfriend take the test for him by peeing in a bottle and then he would take it to the Dr's office with him.

Well when the test came back and he got the call from the human recources office of the company he had applied at they said "We have good news and bad news. The bad news is you didn't get the job; the good news is ... Congrats, you're pregnant!"

I liked to have died laughing when I heard this story. LOL

Ok, so I'm easily amused :P

Greeneyes

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since 2000-09-09

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In Your Poetic Mind

1 posted 2004-07-08 08:26 PM

and amusing.....

what a shock huh? what did he say? thanks? well what does one say to that??? LOL

There's a place I like to hide-open your mind to me-Visualise your dream- Record it in the present tense, I am smiling next to you, in silent lucidity

Jeffrey Carter

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since 2000-04-08

Posts 2367
State of constant confusion!

2 posted 2004-07-09 06:29 PM

LOL what could he say? he went home and asked his girlfriend who she had been having sex with LMAO j/k

*Alli4000*

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since 2004-03-21

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The World of Poetry

3 posted 2004-07-09 08:12 PM

JEFFREY....OMG!!! HAHAH!!! I'M LMAO!!!!

~Alli~

HAHAH!!!!!

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