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Jeffrey Carter

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since 2000-04-08

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State of constant confusion!

0 posted 2004-04-21 05:35 PM

Why do they put braile on drive-up ATM's?

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

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Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

1 posted 2004-04-21 05:45 PM

Um... I "see" what you're "saying"?...

Sunshine

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Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

2 posted 2004-04-21 06:43 PM

they're hoping for walkups?

Aenimal
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since 2002-11-18

Posts 7350
the ass-end of space

3 posted 2004-04-22 01:05 AM

Are you really that surprised considering how some people drive?

Christopher

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since 1999-08-02

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Purgatorial Incarceration

4 posted 2004-04-22 12:03 PM

same reason they call them "ATM Machines" - which translates to Automatic Teller Machine Machines?

Jeffrey Carter

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since 2000-04-08

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State of constant confusion!

5 posted 2004-05-02 09:02 PM

and why do you drive on a Parkway and park on a Driveway?

Ringo

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since 2003-02-20

Posts 3684
Saluting with misty eyes

6 posted 2004-05-02 11:15 PM

Why is it cargo on a ship and shipment in a car????

I AM smiling...
And tht fact should be enough to cause you to worry.

Susan Caldwell
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since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

7 posted 2004-05-03 12:00 PM

Why am I at work when I am tired?

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

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Canada eh.

8 posted 2004-05-03 02:09 PM

I like to take money out of the ATM and yell really loud.. "I won!! I won!!"
Then watch the looks on people's faces.

Kielo
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since 2002-02-11

Posts 1109

9 posted 2004-05-03 08:05 PM

You do that too?!

All my friends think I'm nuts, but I do it all the time. "I won! I won! Third time this week!"

Jeffrey Carter

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since 2000-04-08

Posts 2367
State of constant confusion!

10 posted 2004-05-04 05:57 PM

LMAO Enchantress and Kielo, I'm gonna have to try that one sometime

Essorant
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since 2002-08-10

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Regina, Saskatchewan; Canada

11 posted 2004-07-01 04:48 PM

Why do people say it is morning in the middle of the night?!

*Alli4000*

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since 2004-03-21

Posts 3188
The World of Poetry

12 posted 2004-07-01 05:48 PM

Haha everyone!!! I'm lmao!!! Here's one:

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Great topic Jeffrey!!

~Alli~

Nightshade

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since 2001-08-31

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just out of reach

13 posted 2004-07-01 09:58 PM

What if ... you really could laugh your head off ? Or for that matter .... LMAO.

Christopher

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Purgatorial Incarceration

14 posted 2004-07-01 10:38 PM

If one could "LMAO", all those companies promoting diet pills would instantly go out of business!

time prophet
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In New Zealand Amongst the Ancient Trees

15 posted 2004-07-02 12:17 PM

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

*Alli4000*

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since 2004-03-21

Posts 3188
The World of Poetry

16 posted 2004-07-02 12:55 PM

Haha everyone!! Nightshade and Christopher, you had me cracking up!
Also, time prophet, I really like that one. Wish I could have thought of it myself!

Michelle_loves_Mike

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since 2003-12-20

Posts 1189
Pennsylvania

17 posted 2004-07-02 06:49 AM

Cause seeing eye dogs cant read,,but know braile? And yes,,thats why they need a license,,,,,,,,
and Ringo,,,,,why do you drive on a parkway,,,and park in a driveway?
Michelle

I wish all could find the true happiness I have found,,in the eyes of Mike

tapper798
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since 2003-07-20

Posts 353
My own world

18 posted 2004-07-08 02:13 PM

haha this is a great thread. LMAO at the "I won!" thing man that's great! lol Has anyone tried holding out a blow dryer in the front yard and seeing how many people slow down? that's great.

You know that indestructable black box on the airplane? why don't they make the whole air plane out of it?

why do they call apartments apart-ments?

when dog food is "new and improved taste" who tastes it?

Love is giving him the ability to break your heart...but trusting him enough to know he won't.

Jeffrey Carter

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since 2000-04-08

Posts 2367
State of constant confusion!

19 posted 2004-07-08 03:55 PM

I've eaten dog biscuits before, of course that was on a dare though LMAO

Savage Quiescence
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since 2002-07-29

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Wandering

20 posted 2004-07-09 11:14 PM

If pro is the opposite of con then what is the opposite of progress?

"Be the Change you wish to see in the world" -Ghandi

Susan
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since 2004-03-27

Posts 5104
walking the surreal

21 posted 2004-07-10 06:37 PM

All these questions are making my head spin--

whoa, I'm dizzy,

hey, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Any one got one of the button thingies?

Susan

Happiness isn't something that happens to you, it's created from within you. Joy is a state of mind.

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