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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738
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Being in need of a giggle today, I thought I'd share this with you all in hopes that some of you might have a few to share as well. I was thumbing through a catalogue yesterday evening when I was struck by this actual description of a book: "Boyfriend Into a Love Slave by Gray, Deborah There's a love goddess in every woman. Deborah Gray, co-author of the bestselling How to Turn Your Ex-boyfriend into a Toad, returns with this whimisical and witchy guide that will put some spark into your romantic life the magical way. Summoning the ancient powers of the Goddess of Love, this book will walk the lovelorn through more than forty fun and sexy spells."  Okay, okay, I subscribe to some mail order catalogue that are a little different, but this caught my eye even in that one. So, anybody else have a fun ad to share? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Nope... but I wanna order that book!!!! LOL |
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Toad Member
since 2002-06-16
Posts 161 |
Hmmm........does it have any Toad into ex-boyfriend spells? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
giggling...now how did I know Toad would hop in... *chuckle* |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
Okay I need details... Can you turn anyone into a love slave? Say maybe, someone that isn't your boyfriend? What is the specific definition of "love-slave"? Does it include duration times...specific acts....stuff of that nature? And lastly, can someone with no experience be successful using these techniques? Good lord, I could be dangerous.... ::::going to amazon.com:::::::::: |
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timothysangel1973
since 2001-12-03
Posts 1725Never close enough |
Okay, say for instance you were successful in your Love Slaving endeavors...could you reverse the spell as easily? I mean a LOVE SLAVE sounds good, but would he turn out like a puppy?...or worse, a fruit fly?....hehe Hmmm, think I will go to the library tommorrow, ofcourse I live in the middle of the Bible Belt...probably banned all them books already....hehe Tima |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
A fruit fly......LMAO....omg they are annoying.. |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
Okay, the whole fruit fly thing gave me a visual of a "love-slave" clinging to my leg as I walk down the street....lol |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
serenity blaze - nope, I don't have a funny ad to share. But if I come on down to New Orleans would you read the book to me? Perhaps under a cypress in moonlight with a bottle of wine. Ah heck, make it two bottles... BC |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
Two of my favorites from the local classifieds: "FOR SALE: 87 Ford, no motor, runs good." and "For Sale: 1994 Jeep CJ-5, lift kit, KC lights, tow hitch, complete outdoors package including wench" |
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