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Skyfire 
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding 
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Are evil. Personally, they scare the crap outta me. Don't laugh yet, it gets better. I have memories of a CALF chasing me and my horse Shammie across the field. A CALF, ladies and gentlemen. A BABY cow. (for those of you not versed in cow talk lol - forgive me, I'm an idiot tonight) Okay, think of it... what other animal would be stupid enough to get hoof and mouth disease? Like, DUH. The world's beef economy (okay, not BC's  ) just about collapsed (okay okay, just England's) because the stupid British cows decided to be STUPID and COWISH. (Nothing against the British members here, I'm just not impressed with their cows) I was okay with it until Canada's rugby team had all their equipment confiscated because of possible contamination. All because of COWS. Stupid animals. Yes, I eat beef. With great enthusiasm. Sheshe okay, I'm outta here... for now  I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Got milk?  |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Reposted just for you...  /pip/Forum74/HTML/001926.html |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
Ok, cows aren't that bad. They're disgusting, but they aren't scary... I think. I own a cow! heh... It lives in Alberta. It's a cool cow.  Kielo According to statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellw is, but I know where to find him. |
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majnu
since 2002-10-13
Posts 1088SF Bay Area |
move to india, its more buffalo their. the plus side is the milk and cream are much thicker and creamier. -majnu |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
I repeat: cows are evil. Milk gives me cramps I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I think the OWNERS of the cows could be stupid but cows themselves are harmless beasts who do nothing but try to help you grow into a healthy adult. Without cows we'd all be drinking goat's milk! Blech! |
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Ron
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-05-19
Posts 8669Michigan, US |
Sorry, Sharon, but without cows I'd still be drinking black coffee and Diet Coke. Milk is for babies, cooking, and once in a blue moon, cereal. NOT drinking! |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Cows are evil? (Laughing) When I was born, the first place they took me when I came home from the hospital was to the barn where my grandparents were milking. Years ago there was a picture of me and an old holstein cow from that excursion... used to make me laugh... growing up I had numerous pet calves... had cows that would follow me around in the field wanting their heads rubbed... I've milked, herded, loaded, and yes butchered, but never once did I find a cow evil.. sure some have horns and most all have tails, but that doesn't make them devilish.. they in fact are quite social...and being a herd animal..tend to congregate together as if at a Sunday social and chew their cud. Now I have met some that were mean... but I don't think we ever raised one that was mean... they are a lot like people. If you raise them to be scared and are mean to them...chances are they are going to grow up to be just like you taught them... |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Ok..I confess, the only way I drink milk is with some Hershey's Chocolate Syrup in it!!  |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
But Cpat, they CHASE me lol. I think I had a traumatic experience with a cow once that I've blocked from my mind. *grins* Mmmm... black coffee.... NO!!! MUST get some sleep tonight!! I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
This is so funny. I just had to come in though, cause well, it said cows. Just cows, and I thought, what could one possibly say about cows, but here it is, we are talking about cows. So anyway, not to be bovine or anything, but I love milk!! I can't drink it anymore, but up until about 2 years ago I drank at least a gallon of it every 3 days. I loved it with pizza especially.  It's almost like I can't imagine anyone NOT liking milk.  And now look, I've added to the cows thread. I just couldn't help myself. [This message has been edited by WhiteRose (11-13-2002 11:34 PM).] |
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anya Member
since 2002-07-27
Posts 393London, UK |
Well in answer to your question what other animals get foot and mouth disease, pigs, goats, deer, anything with hooves really, but anyway you are not the only person with a cow phobia, my friends mum is mortally afraid of them can't even stand to look at pictures of them, Anya |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
!!! Cows can be so sweet!!! And I do not eat meat, so cows never seem to be bothered by my presence. But I did encounter one really ornry bull. But now that I think about it, he was two legged! Have a great day. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
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Alexia
since 2001-06-07
Posts 164Sweet And Sassy |
ok, i live in a farm with ALOT of cows. There so nice and easy to talk to when your sad about something, and trust me they'll comfort you. I've went down to the barn with my steer, I take to the fair(4-H) and i've cryed my eyes out to them because of some guy or some problems i was having at home.. And it's like he understood what I was going threw ( now don't think i'm crazy or physco or anything .. cause I usually don't talk to animals) but he rubbed his head on my shoulder and layed his head on me. He was so my favorite steer i ever had, he would follow me around everywhere, i didn't even have to hold the leesh. They might jump around or something but thats just cuz they wanna play, I mean if they'd hurt you, say break your foot or something. It's not like they mean too or anything. There just like a little kid wanting to play but there a lil big for that lol! But cows are like the sweetest things. I love them. I don't see how you can be afraid of a cow, they won't hurt you. If they don't know you, they'll run for you. There just as scared as you are usually. Anyways thats my input from experience! Oh yea, and the tiny baby ones, are they just so adorable! I have herefords. There red and white. So perty! Alexia Cheater's - There not worth your time and most of all not your tears. |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
*grins* Alexia, that's how I am about my horse... except I talk to her all the time lol. Aw, Karilea  *sigh* you reminded me of the good part... Okay, so they're not THAT bad I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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PoetryIsLife
since 2001-10-27
Posts 1763...in my boxers... |
Ni! Ni! Ni! We are no longer the nights who say "Ni!" We are the Knights who say "ichi ichi deweep bong!" *falls on floor laughing hystrically* You're bangin two coconuts together! Lol. Thanks, Rhonda. I needed that. Sincerely, Titus "A life unexamined is not worth living." |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
i looooove cows rhonda. especially the cow store!! http://www.cows.ca i have cow slippers, and cow stickers, and cow teeshirts. and my nephew and stepsister have cow teeshirts, and i want to pj's. cows rock!! though, all joking aside. i quite seriously am allergic to them. hahahaha. isn't that hilarious? /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
oh and i want the ornament, and the bandana, and the long sleeve teeshirt. there's moo's clues, winnie the moo, cowy potter and the goblet of milk, the moomaids, bob the bovine, etc. it's great. /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
oh, and check your email darling!!  /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. [This message has been edited by quietlydying (11-15-2002 12:36 PM).] |
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Android 17
since 2001-07-21
Posts 664Winnipeg |
Hehehehe---my mom used to ALWAYS greet people with: "What's new brown cow?" or "Mooooooooooooove, brown cow!" Tyhla du dra piyd uv so seht! |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
Jen... lol you're so great I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
i know i am. hahahahaha. did you like the card? /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
 là où est mon amour? donde está mi amour? wo ist meine Liebe? Nelly Furtado é a menina a mais bonita no mundo largo do todo. [This message has been edited by Acies (11-18-2002 11:03 AM).] |
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Marshalzu
since 2001-02-15
Posts 2681Lurking |
Cows are cool |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
No, they're evil I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
hoo yeah acies!! /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
or should i say moo yeah? har har har. that was sooo bad. /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Now Sky.. they are not evil. Cows... Bovine Inspiration I think that I shall vow to never eat another cow for they are gentle in their way eating grass or munching hay |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
aw, but they try to eat me and my horse! I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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Android 17
since 2001-07-21
Posts 664Winnipeg |
Ironic...no? Tyhla du dra piyd uv so seht! |
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