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Sasikat
Member

since 2000-02-02

Posts 290
St. Petersburg, FL

0 posted 2000-04-05 05:26 PM

Come and take a cruise
in the White Knuckle Limousine.
A greater thrill ride
has never been seen.

You'll start out at ease,
but then the blood pressure rises.
Your heart's in your throat
and has increased by three sizes.

The accelerator is pressed
way down to the floor.
The speedometer reaches
100 mph or more.

As you approach the rear end
of the car up ahead,
your life has flashed before you,
you know you'll be dead.

You whip around a car
just in the nick of time.
You're praying with all your might
those brakes stop on a dime.

You hang on, white knuckled,
hands clenched in a death grip.
Wondering if you're meant to survive
this God-awful trip.

Then finally, the vehicle
comes to a halt.
You breathe a sigh of relief
as from the passenger seat, you vault.

Taken aback and in shock,
you're thankful for the days' luck.
You've just taken a ride
with my boyfriend in his truck!!!

...the earth and myself are of one mind. The measure of the land and the measure of our bodies are the same........... Joseph, Nez Perce Chief

Lulu
New Member

since 2000-04-05

Posts 5

1 posted 2000-04-05 06:04 PM

Sasikat,

This is a riot! Thank you for the smile.

Lulu

childomine
Senior Member

since 2000-01-25

Posts 818
st. petersburg, FL

2 posted 2000-04-05 06:49 PM

Sheila you are too funny!!!

Does Doug know you feel this way??

This is a real smile maker!!!

...Give me the strength to walk the soft earth, a relative to all that is....
Black Eagle
Oglala Sioux holy man

twinsgd
Member

since 2000-02-13

Posts 416
Ontario,Canada

3 posted 2000-04-05 06:57 PM

Yeah right Sheila...makes a great poem BUT......

I went to see your boyfriend,
to tell him to slow down.
It was, then that he told me,
he was'nt driving all alone.
He said that when he's driving,
with you there by the door.
You reach your foot right over,
and push the pedal to the floor.

Jack

John the cat
Member

since 2000-03-23

Posts 357
England

4 posted 2000-04-05 07:35 PM

Great fun. Thanks for the chuckle.

May your roof never fall in and those beneath it never fall out.

Irish proverb.

Swåmp¤Faerÿie
Member

since 2000-03-29

Posts 358
Illinois

5 posted 2000-04-05 07:46 PM

This was hilarious!! i loved the end!!

swamp

And there she weaves by night and day,
a magic web of colours gay.~Tennyson

Jon Mewett
Senior Member

since 2000-03-04

Posts 1304

6 posted 2000-04-06 07:13 AM

I get the feeling you like the thrill any way.

I could almost feel the speed.

Screeeeeeech!!!!!

Jon

Dennis L. White
Senior Member

since 2000-02-17

Posts 1463
Michigan, U.S.A.

7 posted 2000-04-06 10:11 AM

Sisikat,
         Thanks for the thrill ride,
         My heart was racing with a fuss,
         But this won't be a round trip,
         I'm going to take the Bus!

         Great fun! LOL Dennis :^)

ESP
Member Elite

since 2000-01-25

Posts 2556
Floating gently on a cloud....

8 posted 2000-04-06 10:58 AM

Great fun!!

Love and hugs,
Lizzie

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