Over in the Dairy aisle(( Inspired by Wordancer))

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Solstice Son
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since 2000-09-19

Posts 469

0 posted 2001-01-21 05:26 PM

Our friends were coming over,
In an hour maybe two
we had finished all the housework
only one thing left to do.

My darling hates to grocery shop
But I will shop with joy
Amidst the aisles and consumers
The cashiers and bagger boys

Now as I find the Dairy section
My confidence exceeds
For I do shop with gusto
For all our household needs

Not one but two whole gallons
Do I grab with just one hand
And stuffing list between mine lips
Think that I am quite the Man

Ahh but now my pride doth trip me
As sailing to the floor
Goes one of those two gallons
That I had grabbed before

The spray of whole milk showers round
And speckles one and all
A lovely puddle on the floor
And I careful not to fall

I find a good stocker lad
And beg of him a mop
I position my self cleverly
Yet still others do not stop

Now clever little trails of milk
Run this way cross the floor
And I wonder what is taking so long
For the stocker lad I saw before

But now I've read the Adventure
of Wordancer at the store
For though not crying over spilled milk
They need the mop there more

(( I have not a clue where Wordancer shops...but I can imagine both our pictures up at the door...warning everyone ahead of time *LOL* ))

Sol

Severn
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-17

Posts 7704

1 posted 2001-01-21 08:07 PM

LOL LOL LOL

Glad I stopped for a drop in the pub...

K

wordancer
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since 2000-07-30

Posts 809
VA

2 posted 2001-01-21 11:01 PM

Now that I'm thinking about it, guess the super-market is a dangerous place....lol.

Good show....perhaps we have started something here...

wordancer

kcsgrandma
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since 2000-09-24

Posts 1522
Presque Isle, ME

3 posted 2001-01-21 11:50 PM

I want to shop where you shop! My supermarket is soooooo dull! Excellent! Keep it up!

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- Les Miserables

Marilyn

Moon Dust

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since 1999-06-11

Posts 2177
Skelmersdale, UK

4 posted 2001-01-22 08:39 PM

And heres me thinking that kind of thing only happened to me

Nice one

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Songbird
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since 1999-12-15

Posts 2184
Missouri

5 posted 2001-01-22 10:07 PM

My goodness, at least it was only milk and you kept your sense of humor. Cute poem you made of your experience.

Denise

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

6 posted 2001-01-22 10:10 PM

ROFL

This is hilarious, Sol! Love it!

Denise

kaile

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since 2000-02-06

Posts 5146
singapore

7 posted 2001-01-24 05:28 AM

enjoyed the read...thanx for sharing the experience...

Yu Lan
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since 2000-04-13

Posts 1462
New Zealand

8 posted 2001-01-25 06:38 AM

Hehe, haven't read wordancer's one, hafta read it now.. this is great Sol! ^_^ Hehe, reminds me of when I go out to lunch with my friends, I ALWAYS drop my tray.. yep.. soft drink on the floor... ^_^

Love,
Lynne

bestgirl911
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since 2000-10-04

Posts 551
Clio, MI , United We Stand

9 posted 2001-01-26 01:06 PM

*laughing*

Still *laughing*

i loved this *he,he*

Ranea

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Member Patricius

since 2000-08-30

Posts 11132
San Juan, Puerto Rico

10 posted 2001-01-27 02:11 PM

Nice one here hahahaha

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