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Lockenloade
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since 2000-11-17
Posts 2


0 posted 2000-11-17 10:14 AM


I hear you've had some sightings,
Of Sasquatch in these parts,
I've come to rid you of this pest,
I know All the trapping arts!

My name is Locken Loade,
Master hunter, sportsman supreme,
Have mounted trophies of every kind,
'Cept a sasquatch I've never seen.

(Need to round out my collection,
And bag this flea bit mutation,
T'will be my greatest stuffed trophy,
I'll be the envy of the nation.)

I'd be doing you all a service,
Rid this varmit so full of disease,
'Fore he can steal away your children,
And eat them at his ease!

Just point the way he last was seen,
I'll take over after that,
I'll latch on to his evil scent......
What do you mean he was at the Laundramat ???

© Copyright 2000 Lockenloade - All Rights Reserved
Celeste
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since 2000-11-11
Posts 597

1 posted 2000-11-17 10:32 AM


*Laughing*   Love this playful humor!!!   Welcome!!!!!  Will look forward to reading more from you.  

To capture and live a moment is truly living

Romy
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since 2000-05-28
Posts 1170
Plantation, Florida
2 posted 2000-11-17 10:57 AM


Hey! There might be some animal rights activists here who won't let you take poor Squatch without a fight! LOL!
bestgirl911
Senior Member
since 2000-10-04
Posts 551
Clio, MI , United We Stand
3 posted 2000-11-17 11:40 AM


You must be mistaken....No 'Squatch in these here parts....


Moon Dust
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since 1999-06-11
Posts 2177
Skelmersdale, UK
4 posted 2000-11-17 05:07 PM


(here sasquatch, hide!!) No none here, honest

Life has got to chnage,
Nothing stays the same,
Soon it will be time,
For me to move on.


kcsgrandma
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since 2000-09-24
Posts 1522
Presque Isle, ME
5 posted 2000-11-17 05:40 PM


  Welcome to the Pub, but I think you better put the firearms away.  It's too crowded for shooting.

To love another person is to see the face of God.
- Les Miserables

Marilyn

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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132
San Juan, Puerto Rico
6 posted 2000-11-24 03:21 PM


Hahahahaha this was great!!!
i loved it.



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them!


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