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Squatch and Martha |
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Solstice Son Member
since 2000-09-19
Posts 469 |
...for all of Squatch's devoted fans... " Hey Sol!! Lookit what I bought!" I winced and looked his way seems squatch was watching "Martha" and went to Kmart right away Seven bags of crepe paper four dozen tubes of glue twenty tubes of bright blue glitter all on my Visa too... 'Just what do you intend to make?' I asked with half a grin " PLace settings for the Holidays! " with happiness he brimmed He spread the goods out on the floor (( he never sits in chairs )) Squatch started making rosebuds combining them in pairs I sat transfixed as his fingers worked like a craft-decor machine like a giant Martha windmill grinding out settings to be seen " here's one for Bunny, one for Sol and one for Queenie too Here's one for the Tooth Fairy" he sang out as he glued " Should I make one for Jack??" " He's been round with morning frost." 'Why not, he's always good for talk, let's hope ,this time, he won't get lost' Squatch puttered and he crafted just like Martha would so proud he spoke " How nice is that??" I laughed and said 'It's good!' At last my mythic friend was done with place settings all about and then with sadness in his eyes he began a bigfoot pout 'What is it Squatch? Something wrong?' his big eyes sad to see " I forgot to make one, for myself" 'awww...Squatch..you can sit by me.' |
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bestgirl911 Senior Member
since 2000-10-04
Posts 551Clio, MI , United We Stand |
Sol... This is utterly hilarious.....*L* I love it. Best (Squatch's biggest fan) |
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Romy Senior Member
since 2000-05-28
Posts 1170Plantation, Florida |
Ohh..make a special one for the big guy! He would make Martha proud... |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
How often we forget to take care of ourselves as we take care of others... especially during the holidays. I think you should send this one to Martha. If there's any humor in that woman, perhaps this will bring is to the surface. Peace! |
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Moon Dust![]() ![]()
since 1999-06-11
Posts 2177Skelmersdale, UK |
Awwww poor Squatch, funny tho ![]() Life has got to chnage, Nothing stays the same, Soon it will be time, For me to move on. |
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Dennis L. White Senior Member
since 2000-02-17
Posts 1463Michigan, U.S.A. |
Sol Son, Perhaps the pub could start a Squatch, decor relief fund to get enough materials for a Squatch sized place mat! Some one make up a sign! Another good one, Martha should be sooooo proud! Dennnnis :^)< !signature--> Moonbeams radiate When the veiling cloud has passed Playful shadows dance Dennis L. White :^) [This message has been edited by Dennis L. White (edited 11-17-2000).] |
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
This was a very cute poem. Things that make you go "Awwwwwww"... Hehe Another wonderful tale! ![]() I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them! |
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pegasus111 Member Elite
since 2000-07-27
Posts 2219ocala, fl, usa |
good one, Sol..you need to do a book about Squatch(if you haven't already)..this was delightful. the woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep, and many miles to go before I sleep...Frost |
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