Fruit label, fruit label,
What is your purpose,
Is it to inform us,
Or just here to urk us?

Do you just grow ,
Right on the fruit,
Or are you applied,
By some sulry brute?

I don't need to see,
Your nuisance sticker,
To tell me just who
Was your underpaid picker!

You stick to my fruit,
Resisting extraction,
Mocking my strength,
With smug satisfaction!

I can see it so well,
"Was a good man" they'll say,
"He exercised much,
Ate five fruits a day"

"But he died so young,
So strong and so able,
Cause of the death?
Ate too many fruit labels!"