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Lady in Red Member
since 2000-02-16
Posts 147 |
Oh my do I need a drink Because Red's turning to pink Before you know I'll turn blue And that's not really my hue There was a moment in time The 'Stute wrote a witty rhyme Seems they've all gone down the drain And it drives me quite insane So two Shirleys…… make that five May just bring them back to life By the time they will arrive I've surely taken a dive Into alcohol delight Maybe get into a fight With that barman, who I fear Is just a lovely Poohbear Who's that on the corner stool ? That is Crachet ! I'm no fool ! What are you doing in here ? Lost your Chip & Dale my dear ? Or are you trying to drown In that glass of rum dark brown ? Have you seen our Doctor Moose ? Maybe he is on the loose ? Hunting for ballads and deer In an Open atmosphere ? Has he taken my Andrew To seek for mystery stew ? Taken him out for a drive Showing him there's more to life Than crayons and Lady Red ? His paraffin art is dead ? Just keep on dreaming my friend Cause our love's without an end King will meet me here real soon In this great looking Saloon Bartender....another Shirley please......hold the honey.... Lady in Red Juliet< !signature--> Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou [This message has been edited by Lady in Red (edited 07-24-2000).] |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Well, if you need a drink, you came to the right place! ROFL  Denise |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Bustin' right in with toothy grin Let us begin! Bartenter... Gin! Why Lady Red it must be said Shirley's with lead will spin your head Lovely as ever. Leave you! Never! My Red lover there's none better. True I've been gone, but just since dawn. Drunk on the lawn with Moose and Ron. Please don't ask why and dry your eye Time we let fly with poems wry. Now that we're back the 'Stute won't lack King, Queen and pack. Time we attack! With 'Stutious rhyme moodious So loonious they'll laugh contagious. They'll know not what from giggling glut Falling on butt like a 'Stute nut. Yes! Now's the thyme for our 'Stute rhyme That and some lime for my coconut wine. ...King heads over to the jukebox and taps in some Van the Man Morrison... music wafts through the bar... Ya put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up... Care to dance my Lady in Red? I learned a few new moves from Alien Elvis out at Area 51. Check out the hips.... ahhhh thankya Mam! Thankya very much! |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
"I'm a poor lonely cowboy" I'm a long long way from home I'm a poor Lonely cowboy But ya can call me Jerome" Hiya gals ! Having a drink ? Bartender one root beer ! That's one neat place ol' Doc has made After he hunted for Balladeer It's what they call a holodeck With real drinks, guys and gals He even made a holo-keep Though he looks one passionate pal Hey guys, found the remote control ! Lets try out this new toy Now yar here and now yar not Hehe, this toy's a piece of joy Yoo look those two look exactly like Ol' Crachet and Lady Red What chance to pinch around a bit Normally it would mean my dead ! A squeezy here, a squeezy there Oh darn Nurse C. that hurts ! Ya didn't have to hit that hard Now I see the world in blurs ! I really do apologize See I'm down here on me knees I thought ya were a hologram That's the truth, hope ya ladies do see ! Now let me buy us all a drink In honor of this new Stute place To all of us and King and Doc Now can we start the beer race ? Yoo Pooh, give the Ladies a drink will ya and get that lovable look off yar snout ! I got the remote remember ? Mwahahaha I luv remote power ! Uhh ? What's that ? "It's now or neveeeeer.....the 'Stute won't dieeeeeeeeeee" Yoo King ! I didn't see ya ! Grap a stool ! Pooh...Gin for King here ! |
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midnightblues Senior Member
since 2000-07-01
Posts 1597Singapore |
Wowwow corner pub is getting really hot! Juliet, ur poem paints a delightfully sexy pic! This is for u!  love, michelle If there cannot be equal in affection, then let the one with more be me - midnightblues™ |
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midnightblues Senior Member
since 2000-07-01
Posts 1597Singapore |
oooooops my mistake! this time it'll be right..... love, michelle If there cannot be equal in affection, then let the one with more be me - midnightblues™ |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Why thank you Justin N How good to see you too Make it tonic and gin Yes indeed, that should do. Say, what's this number box That says Holo Remote? Can I press a button? Hey! Poohbear's now a goat! You say this is Moose tech He designed this holo Well hey now, what the heck Thyme for water polo! First a pool full of gin Then a two piece for Red Blip some pony floats in The perfect water bed. Please, do watch the splashing You'll bruise this precious drink What? Five minutes is up! Game over! Down the sink! You know Sir Justin N Might I propose a deal? Charge a dollar a sin You're sure to make a kill. And with my marketing Skills to have them running Soon we'll be in money Up to Pooh's big tummy. Call it "Holo's R Us" Or "Images by Stute" So Justin, what cha say? Justin? Hey! Did you hit mute? [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 07-25-2000).] |
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passions poohbear New Member
since 2000-07-25
Posts 1 |
Hello welcome to my bar, I am Passions Poohbear, Whether you have staggered from near or far I have to tell you I really care about STABBING this knife Into this pot of Hunny. So sit down tell me your woes and strife If you bore me I will END YOUR LIFE of boredom with a nice alcoholic drink. You know once my mind was deformed I was evil Poohbear a Charley Manson loony Now I am addicted to Valium and Prozac and reformed. My conscience is clean my thoughts are of purity I am Passions Poohbear, a kind bartender Shall I regale you with a song, sonnet or rhyme As you become increasingly drunk on this alcohol bender? No I shall tell you about me been fanatically happy all the time. I am child friendly even for the ones under age three, I have no small parts that they may choke on. I love animals, cuddling them but not pestering, they are my furry friends, I no longer ***** heads or use knifes to***** limbs, I am so clean minded the Barney looks evil beside me. I am the ultimate product of child safety sterility. I want to be your friend hug me and have a happy happy day. |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!! Oops couldn't even type that correct anymore....  [This message has been edited by Munda (edited 07-25-2000).] |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Passion's Poohbear wasn't there Passion's Poohbear had no cares Passion's Poohbear wasn't very lovey dovey. For he loved only his honey And he carried a knife If you asked for a smackrel, he'd end you life! Yes, he's our bartender its true And he serves the best of the drink, Put Prozac must be the tip due Happy thoughts are all he should think. Hmmmm...Hey Red...Justin N... Me thinks the Poohbear needs to be turned back into a goat. But before you do... one more gin and tonic please. [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 07-25-2000).] |
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Tinkerbell New Member
since 2000-03-24
Posts 4 |
Wiskey is not good for a fairy I've heard tales it makes a chest hairy So I'll sip a glass of wine Where's my chair- no this is mine Wow that wine was a doozy And I'm feeling kind of woozy It's way better than pixie dust Someone will drive me home I trust? Wait... where do I live? whats my address? Can drinking really cause such a mess Someone help me I see cant straight ...Oh hey goodlookin wanna go on a date? Hey what are those pretty flashing lights? No occifer I swear I have a place to stay tonight I'm not as thunk as u drink I am Talk about slaughter of an innocent lamb What'd you say I'm going to jail?? Nooooo who is gonna get me out on bail?!?!? |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Wipe the sleep stricken dew away Juliet Frost the glasses with intoxication Float olives of past memories sailing Awoken dreams of future make my bed now Funny colored crayons were an illusion Little pot holes of pavement can't swallow Wholeness of destiny within my escape Chips of men wrapped around little finger Sweet Dales of which go further unnoticed Slapped within sovereign multitudes of time I drown in this sea of darkened rum fun Bubbling my slurred words into a foam Lather of pleasant idiotic nonsense. Dig your roaring taste in music Mister King Your dance card has this nurses name engraved Slick me across the dance floor with your charm I doubt your energy is quite to die for As you wind your ego into a knot You've ripped the winkle from my weary sails My apologizes for my drained stamina Excuse me I must refresh my weakness Passions pooh another darkened rum please Justin give me your overactive remote Packaged hallucinations will crack you You've all gone classical minded crazy I shall return to help Doc Moose manage |
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kelieth Member
since 2000-06-12
Posts 314Normal IL - USA |
ROFL. This is great to read.  LOL[This message has been edited by kelieth (edited 07-26-2000).] |
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Tex New Member
since 2000-07-26
Posts 2 |
A new face for the stute to see, Call me Tex if ya'll please. A cowboy from Texas riding a shetlin steed. 'Cause my height is but 3 feet. Lasoing the bar climbing the stool. With the deep voice his true tool Bartender a draft for me please, A double shot for my steed. He rides better if he can't see. Now a request 'tween you and me. A round for all here to pass, A rose for the red dressed lass. Start a tab I'll let you know, I'll kindly pay as I go. |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Yeah a dollar a sin sounds good to me When do we open the doors ? I can hear the crowd just outta there Yelling "we want more !" Pretty soon we'll be taking a dive In mountains of green delight A dollar for me, a dime for you Two cents for good ol' Moose Btw where did Doc go to ? Or did ya hit again that mute ? Zap the great deer hunter Right outta this here 'Stute ? Yeek King ya better watch that dwarf He's getting out of hand He seems to think that Lady Red Is undiscovered land ! Ya better watch it Texas Cuz King has crayons red Before you even know it Yar face looks bloody red No Pooh ya better keep yar mind With honey and Pooh honor The bloodiest that you can make Is a Mary of that color ! Whatcha say King, are we in business ? Seems like the perfect deal to me Sir.  [This message has been edited by Justin Nuendo (edited 07-26-2000).] |
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Lady in Red Member
since 2000-02-16
Posts 147 |
With you around lead turns to gold But why were you passed out On the lawn with Moose and Ron ? Discussing Ceres no doubt ! Poor Ron, he has a real hard time Ceres wanders off I've heard The girl has lost her heart disk drive To a Giga computer nerd Oh Tinkerbell, now what you've done ! Look at that hairy chest ! In no time you'll have corkscrew curls To stuff ONE FLEW OVER's nest ! You should have stuck to wine dear Tink Not Whisky ! Look at you girl ! No doubt tomorrow you will be Completely covered by fur Dear Mother Crachet's gone I fear Up to her neck in rum Still dreaming of her royal dance That's a serious delirium ! Perhaps you ought to grant her once The joy of dancing my King But careful with those hips my dear She fears the Elvis swing Before we dance 'Drew would you be so kind To take care of Texas my dear ? 'Cause he's sticking his nose into affairs Where it doesn't belong I fear Now Pooh your prozac worries me We better call Doc Moose He has this awesome lobto room Where he'll surely cure all your woes Please Justin N. may I ask you my friend And here's a dollar for you To set the scene to a dance for two Dip the lights to my favourite hue The band starts to play our favourite tune With King at my side all feels right In his arms is where I found my home Lets dance 'til morning's first light Lady in Red ~Juliet~ Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou |
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Lady in Red Member
since 2000-02-16
Posts 147 |
Denise, midnightblues, Munda and Keleith, thank you so much for reading and replying. We hope you enjoy our little game as much as we love to play it and I promise we will keep the noise down. ~Juliet Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
I'm working on the math And your deal seems quite fair I'll draw up a contract Crayon's will be my share A dime for a dozen Will keep me in my wax Though I'll be set back some By all that darn sales tax So fire up the mote Let this circus begin I got plenty tickets And a full bottle gin Come one! Come all! Step right in! Pay your dollar at the door To frolic in your sin! There's always room for more! Well, Welcome Texas dwarf Is your cousin E. Fudd? No, never mind all that You look not like that spud! Roses for Red, that's fine Looking is OK too. But go much further Tex You'll make one fine goo-stew. See, I am the 'Stute King And Red is my dear Queen Now that we're together No one shall come between And with all of that said Here's a special stir stick Made of paraffin gel Gives any drink a kick. Pooh! A Napalm for Tex And let him light his own. Red, why don't you step clear Heads are about to be blown. Ha… music to my ears I think a dance is due Lady Red, please don't mind Nurse C has asked me to. It was dangerous when Last we cut this fine rug I'll trip the lights lightly But I fear strings I'll tug. We'll dip and sway away We'll tangle in tango I'll light your fire's flame But still there is shadow. Enjoy this dance Nurse C With all my fondest hope When to Red I return You'll be able to cope. Hmmm… What's with the fur ball? I must be seeing things I swear it just flew up On a pair of wee wings! Poohbear! You got trouble! I am certain of that! Either I've drank to much Or you got a flying rat! What? That's Tinker you say Not some aero-rodent! To much whisky triggers This hair-rific event! I think a Lady Schick Will be just the ticket For our little Tinker She IS the thick of it. |
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Tinkerbell New Member
since 2000-03-24
Posts 4 |
Oh my last night was a blur And whats the deal with this fur? I tried to shave it off but the hair snips made me cough Oh my, Oh dear, what am I to do ? Hey don't laugh..just think this could be YOU! I've got a terriffic idea to get rid of this hair Nurse Cratchet quickly go and fetch me some Nair!! Where's the Doc maybe he has a cure? I dont know about the nair I'm just not sure... A hairless fairy? what a sight How am I to make things right??? |
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Lady in Red Member
since 2000-02-16
Posts 147 |
Oh my goodness, Tink what can you do ? Call for Jeannie, maybe she has a clue... |
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Justin Bed New Member
since 2000-02-29
Posts 6 |
A holo bed is what I need Make that a double please Breakfast in bed sounds good to me Toast with cheddar cheese A waterbed is not for me I do not like the waves I'd be seasick all through the night I'm really not that brave A King size would be great I think And Queen's just suits me fine Although I might get lost in there In sheets I'd get entwined I'm always very good in bed I never wet it yet And would love to be put to bed Would you please Lady Red ? From bed to bed I never go I do not sleep around I rather take inflatable And sleep on camping ground Yawn...this is really tiresome * Off to sleep he dozes * Mumbling: "Thank you Lady Red, My life's a bed of roses" |
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evil poohbear New Member
since 2000-07-23
Posts 1100 Mass-acre woods |
I thought working in a bar would like Cheers there with Norm and guys and loads of beers and getting Shirley Long to break into tears. NO this is not what it is at all like the cocktail umbrellas have been sanded, no sharp spikes, and I know I may go a bit psycho and spastic but was there any need to replace the kitchen knifes with plastic. If I spill some ketchup everyone will scream geez came down, it is not blood, just a French fry murder scene. It is hard been an ex lunatic everyone thinks you are still evil & sick they are always watching their backs in case I jump out of a hunny and attack. Whose bright idea was it to give me this line of work? What a fool an idiot a jerk, do they not know ex mental patience's should never work in public relations!?! |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
OK ya loonies, Justin's a bit slow, but I had to get a search for Doc started. /pip/Forum37/HTML/002822.html One contract coming up me King ! Any particular flavor ? [This message has been edited by Justin Nuendo (edited 07-30-2000).] |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Favorite flavor? As if you didn't know... make it Red with whip cream and a cherry. A few sprinkles on the side should do nicely... and on the bottom line we shall sign. By the way... ever find the Moose? |
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