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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-11-23 12:14 PM

"Hello. Balladeer's Taxi,
May I help you?"
"You certainly can,
I need a cab at two."

Balladeer jumped from his seat,
And flew out the door,
She sounded quite sweet,
He had his cab floored.

He got to the address,
The sweet lady gave,
And she was there waiting,
NAKED as a babe!

He'd never picked up,
A gal this fine,
Especially a nude one,
This was his first time.

He kept his eyes focused,
In his rear view mirror,
The lady just giggled,
At poor Balladeer.

He too thought it funny,
Till he suddenly thought,
She couldn't have money!
This trip is for naught!

She put her hips on his seat,
Said, "This should be worth the dollar,"
He looked at her "tush" and replied;
"Do ya have something smaller?"

RSEvans
Senior Member

since 1999-10-23

Posts 1147
Tulsa, OK, USA

1 posted 1999-11-23 12:16 PM

Now Toe yer startin somethin....Funny...

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Once I was brilliant, now I no longer shine, but the twinkle in my eye speaks of another time.

Alicat
Member Elite

since 1999-05-23

Posts 4094
Coastal Texas

2 posted 1999-11-23 12:19 PM

*snicker*

Sure does put a new spin on that old children's song about a Muffin' Man.

Alicat

[This message has been edited by Alicat (edited 11-23-1999).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 1999-11-23 12:20 PM

ROFLMAO... That's the response my tush usually gets whether it's nekkid or not! LOL. This is great, Toe... Now where's the other half of the show? *G*

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

4 posted 1999-11-23 12:31 PM

ROFLMAO! Can't wait for the re-butt-al!

RainbowGirl
Member Elite

since 1999-07-31

Posts 3023
United Kingdom

5 posted 1999-11-23 12:37 PM

Oh boy!!...I'm gonna keep my eye on this one...ROFL !!

HUSG

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You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.

Iloveit
Senior Member

since 1999-09-02

Posts 1121
NM

6 posted 1999-11-23 01:13 PM

lol yep ROFG here too....can just picture this lolol

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

7 posted 1999-11-23 03:56 PM

I'm here. I see it, turtle lips...still working, though. You'll get my undivided attention later! LOL

Btw, your village just called....their idiot is missing!

[This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 11-23-1999).]

Denise

Moderator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

8 posted 1999-11-23 10:45 PM

ROFL! What a scream!

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Marge Tindal

Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

9 posted 1999-11-23 10:50 PM

You two have got me in stitches !
Toe - So funny !
Just wait till Bal gets home !
LOL !

TAXI !

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suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

10 posted 1999-11-24 06:59 AM

Turtle lips???? Getcher glasses back on, bug man! LOL. I've seen those sweet lips... and there're none finer! (though I wouldn't have minded them snapping shut on mine *EG*)

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