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Wicked Witch of the East
Member

since 1999-11-09

Posts 69

0 posted 1999-12-19 11:20 PM

The colors of the rainbow,
...mean diddly-squat to me,
For I don't see colors,
...I'm color-blind you see.

Contrary to opinion,
...it's not a brain defect,
Just because my wife and kids,
...my clothes for me select.

I figure at a stoplight,
...I have a chance in three,
So pedal to the metal,
...the cops they don't agree.

Because I don't see colors,
...I never do feel blue,
I'm never green with envy,
...because I have no clue.

So if you see a purple shirt,
...on guy with pants dark grey,
With one sock red and one sock blue,
...you'll know my wife's away.

[This message has been edited by Wicked Witch of the East (edited 12-20-1999).]

Elizabeth Santos
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-11-08

Posts 9269
Pennsylvania

1 posted 1999-12-20 02:30 AM

Funny! Enjoyed!
Liz

Marge Tindal

Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

2 posted 1999-12-20 06:55 AM

This is comedic
that much is true.
But, hey! wait !
I think I've seen you !

*g* Sorry, didn't mean to giggle
but you were a sight.
You were a rainbow of color
in and by yourself ...
even if the colors
weren't quite right.

Now I know
the face behind the clown ...
and now I understand
YOUR WIFE WAS OUT OF TOWN !
*g* ~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

3 posted 1999-12-20 08:00 AM

WICKED GRIN

hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius

since 1999-07-05

Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA

4 posted 1999-12-20 10:13 AM

ROFL....my dad is the same way!!

Denise

Moderator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

5 posted 1999-12-20 08:47 PM

Hey...I like purple with dark grey! Nothing wrong with that! The socks have to go though!
This is really hillarious! You are a very versatile writer!

Denise

M.Marceau
New Member

since 1999-12-18

Posts 8
Current residence The"stute"

6 posted 1999-12-20 09:02 PM

!!!

Hands clapping

Wicked Witch of the East
Member

since 1999-11-09

Posts 69

7 posted 1999-12-20 10:39 PM

Thank you kindly Liz...
Marge...  yep.. that was me... great reply.
Nan... somehow you and evil grin don't seem to fit.  *smile*
hoot... your dad seems like a great guy to me...  bet we could pass for twins.
Denise... any suggestions on the socks?
and M.M.   (            )

Denise

Moderator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

8 posted 1999-12-20 10:43 PM

Wear sandals! Then you don't need socks! hehehehehehe

Oh...it gets cold where you are...stock up on basic black!

Denise

Fairy Colours
Member

since 1999-12-02

Posts 169
Sunrise,Fl,US

9 posted 1999-12-20 10:47 PM

This was funny. I needed a laugh today.

--A Little Fairy--

sandgrain
Member Elite

since 1999-09-21

Posts 3662
Sycamore, IL, USA

10 posted 1999-12-20 11:17 PM

Very clever, a smiley pleasure!

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